Kinsey Clarke (Martínez)
@tinykinseyscale.com
Eastside Detroiter and Brooklynite. Wife to Patricia.
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Let's leave "somebody said" and "not ya'll saying" et al type posts on the bird app. We've done this for over a decade now. Enough. Be original.
My lashes are so pretty but I had to sleep on my back the entire night to preserve them and got the worst sleep ever
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My lashes are so pretty but I had to sleep on my back the entire night to preserve them and got the worst sleep ever
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Keeping things light around here to get into the holiday spirit
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Keeping things light around here to get into the holiday spirit
Finished it this weekend! So good
The Last Frontier on Apple TV is soooo good.
I love Alfre Woodard as the villain. I can’t believe she’s 73!
I love Alfre Woodard as the villain. I can’t believe she’s 73!
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Finished it this weekend! So good
I was literally there lol. In the pews. It was wild.
Aretha Franklin's funeral being an 8-hr shift was unreal. A moment in pop culture you had to be there for.
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I was literally there lol. In the pews. It was wild.
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Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.
I came home and immediately fluttered my new eyelashes at my wife and that's all she wrote! Just wait until I put these nails on and do my hair and eyebrows lol
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I came home and immediately fluttered my new eyelashes at my wife and that's all she wrote! Just wait until I put these nails on and do my hair and eyebrows lol
2015 called... they want these people back
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make their relationship Instagram official
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make their relationship Instagram official
The singer posted a photo of the pair smiling cheek to cheek and a video of them eating sushi together while in Japan
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau have launched their relationship on Instagram, after the singer posted a photo of the pair smiling cheek to cheek and a video of them eating sushi together while in Japan.
Perry’s post appeared to confirm the pair are in a relationship, after months of speculation about a possible romance between her and the former Canadian prime minister. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
2015 called... they want these people back
Got my lashes done, I'm a bad bitch again!
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Got my lashes done, I'm a bad bitch again!
There is only... Ni HOWDY 🤠
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
There is only... Ni HOWDY 🤠
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NOBODY.
Is anyone allowed to show up at your house unannounced?
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
NOBODY.
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Heated Rivalry has the thinnest plot I've ever witnessed, my goodness. It's all just sex scenes and absolutely no substance. This is why I hate romance novels/storylines
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Heated Rivalry has the thinnest plot I've ever witnessed, my goodness. It's all just sex scenes and absolutely no substance. This is why I hate romance novels/storylines
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“DIE HARD" (1988) dir. John McTiernan
Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Alexander Godunov, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson, William Atherton, Paul Gleason, Hart Bochner
🎬 20th Century-Fox
#ChristmasCountdown2025 #XMAS2025
🎄🔔🍷☃️🕯🦌🎅🏻❄️🎁
Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Alexander Godunov, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson, William Atherton, Paul Gleason, Hart Bochner
🎬 20th Century-Fox
#ChristmasCountdown2025 #XMAS2025
🎄🔔🍷☃️🕯🦌🎅🏻❄️🎁
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
“DIE HARD" (1988) dir. John McTiernan
Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Alexander Godunov, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson, William Atherton, Paul Gleason, Hart Bochner
🎬 20th Century-Fox
#ChristmasCountdown2025 #XMAS2025
🎄🔔🍷☃️🕯🦌🎅🏻❄️🎁
Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Alexander Godunov, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson, William Atherton, Paul Gleason, Hart Bochner
🎬 20th Century-Fox
#ChristmasCountdown2025 #XMAS2025
🎄🔔🍷☃️🕯🦌🎅🏻❄️🎁
Thought i was doing something sprinkling freshly crushed garlic into some rosemary fries with parmesan, BOYYYYYY that garlic hit my tastebuds and tore all the way through my head and up to my ear. Had no idea raw garlic could be that spicy.
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Thought i was doing something sprinkling freshly crushed garlic into some rosemary fries with parmesan, BOYYYYYY that garlic hit my tastebuds and tore all the way through my head and up to my ear. Had no idea raw garlic could be that spicy.
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I’m from Detroit and yes it slaps even harder closer to the source town
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m from Detroit and yes it slaps even harder closer to the source town
I'm from Detroit. Of course I like it lol
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm from Detroit. Of course I like it lol
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Many of the best TV shows this year seemed to be in conversation with one another, including “Severance,” “The Pitt,” “Andor,” “Pluribus,” “The Lowdown” and others.
Best TV Shows of 2025
Many of the year’s best series seemed to be in conversation with one another, including “Severance,” “The Pitt,” “Andor,” “Pluribus,” “The Lowdown” and others.
nyti.ms
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Many of the best TV shows this year seemed to be in conversation with one another, including “Severance,” “The Pitt,” “Andor,” “Pluribus,” “The Lowdown” and others.
Man FUCK JK Rowland. Vile ass woman who wrote the absolute fuck outta the HP books. Why does she have to be so ugly and those books so good
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Man FUCK JK Rowland. Vile ass woman who wrote the absolute fuck outta the HP books. Why does she have to be so ugly and those books so good
What's the saying? "Strange hill to die on, but at least you're—"
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What's the saying? "Strange hill to die on, but at least you're—"
I *just* learned how to do my eyeliner and that still takes me about 10 minutes
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I *just* learned how to do my eyeliner and that still takes me about 10 minutes
I've been a "low maintenance" girlie for as long as i can remember when it comes to my hair and makeup. But now I wanna put more effort into my appearance and I'm stuck because my biggest hurdle is how inconvenient it all is when I could just... not 🥲
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I've been a "low maintenance" girlie for as long as i can remember when it comes to my hair and makeup. But now I wanna put more effort into my appearance and I'm stuck because my biggest hurdle is how inconvenient it all is when I could just... not 🥲
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“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.”
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
The enslaved man who popularised mac and cheese
The baked dish is one of the US's most popular foods, but its rise can likely be traced back to an enslaved Black chef who worked for Thomas Jefferson.
www.bbc.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.”
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
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Vanity Fair to part ways with journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
www.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Vanity Fair to part ways with journalist Olivia Nuzzi
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I relate to Carol on Pluribus because I too am a lonely lesbian alcoholic writer who feels insane most of the time
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I relate to Carol on Pluribus because I too am a lonely lesbian alcoholic writer who feels insane most of the time