Kinsey Clarke (Martínez)
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Kinsey Clarke (Martínez)
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Job applicant extraordinaire. East side Detroiter and Brooklynite. Wife to Patricia. tinykinseyscale.com/work
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Let's leave "somebody said" and "not ya'll saying" et al type posts on the bird app. We've done this for over a decade now. Enough. Be original.
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Photo of Salvador Dalí, by Charles Hewitt, 1955, 📸 by @ctm_visualz
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Daily walks. Everyday for two months.
i wanna lose about 20 lbs so i don't have to buy new clothes. but i also don't want to exercise.

Surely, there is some compromise.
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My fave! It's got gin AND prosecco!
Say buddy.... Did yall know that French 75s would have you drunker than hell?
It's not even Halloween yet!
We’ve found dozens of well-priced, funny, lovely, and useful gifts to delight nearly anyone. nyti.ms/48J9ppU
Reuben! With that GOOD sauerkraut
In the great Jewish deli sandwich off which of these (painfully similar looking) sandwiches is tastiest?

Pastrami
Brisket
Rueben
Corned beef
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It always feels goofy to suddenly develop executive function and the desire to deep clean my apartment after 10:30pm.
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FORMERLY GIFTED TEEN BURNS OUT IN SCANDAL!
Q1: describe your book/WIP as a newspaper headline article
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reverse hallmark movie where an easygoing country guy moves to the big city and meets a city girl who teaches him the joy of being stressed out all the time and neglecting things in favor of work
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The start of hoodie season is so fun because I get to find all the stuff I left in pockets at the end of hoodie season last year.
Just did.
You ever clean your house then sit down like you just defeated a final boss?
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Gonna take a walk later to get my steps in, but today was a success. I even got a lil money in my bank account from an edit test I did. Gonna get tooth gems.
Bathroom clean, sheets changed, pets fed, credit card bill paid. Time to lie down
(The people saying $10 mil a year are greedy. $500k a year is more than enough to live comfortably ANYWHERE)
Would you make $500k a year and not be famous or make $10 mil a year and you’re famous and everyone know you??
Opposite sex couples absolutely should not be having any type of sex in an apocalypse. The gays though? We lit.
I am a firm believer in NO ONE SHOULD BE DOING ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY during an apocalypse Zombies, A Quiet Place, Terminator NONE if the world is falling apart yorlur pocket purses and pens should be THE LAST thing in your list... shouldn't even be on the list!!!!
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my pocketbook, fingers, and mouth disagree.
i'm hunching.
-to relieve stress.
-to have some type of pleasure

+ i'm hunching AFAB folks. we not getting pregnant. IT'S UP.
I am a firm believer in NO ONE SHOULD BE DOING ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY during an apocalypse Zombies, A Quiet Place, Terminator NONE if the world is falling apart yorlur pocket purses and pens should be THE LAST thing in your list... shouldn't even be on the list!!!!
Lmao. The Clarke household in 2006. So much screaming.
If you are experiencing all the hormones in one house, we would love to hear from you: Tell us about the laughter, the tears and the weirdness of going through hormonal changes with your kid. We want to laugh, cry and revel in both the awkward and the awesome!

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