Tip
@tippytoes.bsky.social
UK, living in the Home Counties and working in London. Music lover, gay, partnered. Have three beautiful cats and love dogs too.
I’ve got rather used to being a man of leisure. Really don’t want to go back to work tomorrow 🙁
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 AM
I’ve got rather used to being a man of leisure. Really don’t want to go back to work tomorrow 🙁
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you…
Hi, I’m a groin… and not the good type
Hi, I’m a groin… and not the good type
Hi, I’m a tanker truck 👋🏼
Hi, I'm a Bic ballpoint pen cap.
January 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you…
Hi, I’m a groin… and not the good type
Hi, I’m a groin… and not the good type
Picture of the staff who operate my account
January 2, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account
Happy New Year if you’re celebrating and a big hug if you don’t feel in the spirit. Whatever you are or not doing, I hope you all stay safe xx (I’m smiling inside 🙄)
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Happy New Year if you’re celebrating and a big hug if you don’t feel in the spirit. Whatever you are or not doing, I hope you all stay safe xx (I’m smiling inside 🙄)
share a great female villain.
Rowse, Rowse, don’t let go…
Rowse, Rowse, don’t let go…
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
share a great female villain.
Rowse, Rowse, don’t let go…
Rowse, Rowse, don’t let go…
Merry Christmas everyone. 😊🎄🎁
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Merry Christmas everyone. 😊🎄🎁
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show/ movie you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show/ movie you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
New hair and going longer whilst the colour is still there 😀 sorry I can’t smile on demand.
December 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
New hair and going longer whilst the colour is still there 😀 sorry I can’t smile on demand.
What was your first automobile?
Sadly I am too elderly to claim the Cozy Coupe. I had this proper beast 😀
Sadly I am too elderly to claim the Cozy Coupe. I had this proper beast 😀
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What was your first automobile?
Sadly I am too elderly to claim the Cozy Coupe. I had this proper beast 😀
Sadly I am too elderly to claim the Cozy Coupe. I had this proper beast 😀
You just died.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(There is a pattern here among cat lovers…)
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(There is a pattern here among cat lovers…)
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
You just died.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(There is a pattern here among cat lovers…)
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(There is a pattern here among cat lovers…)
Really not feeling the idea of work tomorrow… cough, cough… oh dear I think I’m sick 😁 (just kidding - never faked a sickie in my life)
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Really not feeling the idea of work tomorrow… cough, cough… oh dear I think I’m sick 😁 (just kidding - never faked a sickie in my life)
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Not posting often
2. Not posting flesh
3. Not p.. oh ffs 🤦♂️
1. Not posting often
2. Not posting flesh
3. Not p.. oh ffs 🤦♂️
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Not posting often
2. Not posting flesh
3. Not p.. oh ffs 🤦♂️
1. Not posting often
2. Not posting flesh
3. Not p.. oh ffs 🤦♂️
Wrong queen went home. Poor choice Ru. #dragraceuk
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wrong queen went home. Poor choice Ru. #dragraceuk
I’m getting floods of new followers and I don’t know why. Does this mean I’m on a list somewhere? Love that they are all left leaning but please can someone tell me how to stop it?
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m getting floods of new followers and I don’t know why. Does this mean I’m on a list somewhere? Love that they are all left leaning but please can someone tell me how to stop it?
Had a moment at work today where I felt like I had a big shiny red balloon and a colleague walked up and stuck a great big pin in it 🙁
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Had a moment at work today where I felt like I had a big shiny red balloon and a colleague walked up and stuck a great big pin in it 🙁
I am properly confused about what this rapture thing is all about.
September 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I am properly confused about what this rapture thing is all about.
If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
Blonde highlights era.
Blonde highlights era.
September 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
Blonde highlights era.
Blonde highlights era.
I missed the alarm test 🫣 been working in the garden and think I was in the shower. Should I have FOMO? 😆
September 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I missed the alarm test 🫣 been working in the garden and think I was in the shower. Should I have FOMO? 😆
What gif pops up when you type your name
a ground squirrel standing on its hind legs with the word chris written on the bottom
ALT: a ground squirrel standing on its hind legs with the word chris written on the bottom
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September 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What gif pops up when you type your name
A Brit I know, who is now a citizen of Australia, is posting about the ‘send them home’ demonstrations there. The irony and hypocrisy are unreal 🤦♂️
August 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A Brit I know, who is now a citizen of Australia, is posting about the ‘send them home’ demonstrations there. The irony and hypocrisy are unreal 🤦♂️
The level of disappointment at not finding any foamies in a packet of Randoms is unreal 🙁😭
August 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The level of disappointment at not finding any foamies in a packet of Randoms is unreal 🙁😭
Slightly diminish a band…
Tepidplay
Tepidplay
Slightly diminish a band…
Lieutenant & Tennille
Lieutenant & Tennille
slightly diminish a band…
U2be
U2be
August 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Slightly diminish a band…
Tepidplay
Tepidplay
Furthest I’ve been:
N: Edinburgh, UK
E: East Cape, New Zealand
S: Bluff, New Zealand
W: San Francisco, USA
N: Edinburgh, UK
E: East Cape, New Zealand
S: Bluff, New Zealand
W: San Francisco, USA
Furthest I’ve been:
N: Denali National Park, Alaska
E: Napier, New Zealand
S: Dunedin, New Zealand
W: Honolulu, Hawai’i
N: Denali National Park, Alaska
E: Napier, New Zealand
S: Dunedin, New Zealand
W: Honolulu, Hawai’i
Furthest I’ve been:
N: London, Ontario
E: Bahrain
S: St Martin
W: Russian River, CA
N: London, Ontario
E: Bahrain
S: St Martin
W: Russian River, CA
August 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Furthest I’ve been:
N: Edinburgh, UK
E: East Cape, New Zealand
S: Bluff, New Zealand
W: San Francisco, USA
N: Edinburgh, UK
E: East Cape, New Zealand
S: Bluff, New Zealand
W: San Francisco, USA
Drop some dresses
I thought this outfit was everything.
I thought this outfit was everything.
July 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Drop some dresses
I thought this outfit was everything.
I thought this outfit was everything.
My lovely neighbour showed me how to make organic granary sourdough bread today. I swear I have never tasted better bread than hers ever.
July 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My lovely neighbour showed me how to make organic granary sourdough bread today. I swear I have never tasted better bread than hers ever.