Stop carrying piping hot liquids in your cupped, smoldering hands. Now there’s a mug for that.
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At this rate it's going to be all of Reform UK with their racist violence inciting posts.

So yeah, lets do it.

The Right wing explained in one meme.

Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship
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We've agreed that this will henceforth be known in popular discourse and technical literature as the Magic Carpet fallacy. It needs a name on an emergency basis because of the growing threat this specific fallacy poses in American political discourse.

South Korea’s President Yoon Suk Yeol faced parliamentary moves to impeach him after sending heavily armed forces into Seoul’s streets with his sudden declaration of martial law, harkening back to the country’s past dictatorships. What do you think?
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fun fact @bsky.app just added that here!

watch this ill go first. my username is imlunahey.com and my password is ●●●●●●●●

try below 👇

The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.