Apple specifically engineered the 👅 emoji to be as upsetting as possible
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Apple specifically engineered the 👅 emoji to be as upsetting as possible
Maniacally stepping back and forth between 10 and 11 feet to watch the staff member’s smile flash on and off
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Maniacally stepping back and forth between 10 and 11 feet to watch the staff member’s smile flash on and off
In the meantime: You should be allowed to fuck in the Baby Changing room, because what are you doing but Changing an Egg into a Baby?
They should have love hotels in airports.
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
In the meantime: You should be allowed to fuck in the Baby Changing room, because what are you doing but Changing an Egg into a Baby?
They should have love hotels in airports.
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
They should have love hotels in airports.
It’s a tragedy that Eric Adams has to die for Zohran Mamdani to live
October 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It’s a tragedy that Eric Adams has to die for Zohran Mamdani to live
They’re Anakin posting on TikTok @nataliewatson.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
They’re Anakin posting on TikTok @nataliewatson.bsky.social
Mr Beast, smiling dead eyed: We’ve locked the two most miserable Englishmen alive in an apartment together.
Over the next year, we’ll find out if Morrissey and Glinner can Make Each Other Happy!
*confetti pops and Happy by Pharrell starts playing*
Over the next year, we’ll find out if Morrissey and Glinner can Make Each Other Happy!
*confetti pops and Happy by Pharrell starts playing*
September 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Mr Beast, smiling dead eyed: We’ve locked the two most miserable Englishmen alive in an apartment together.
Over the next year, we’ll find out if Morrissey and Glinner can Make Each Other Happy!
*confetti pops and Happy by Pharrell starts playing*
Over the next year, we’ll find out if Morrissey and Glinner can Make Each Other Happy!
*confetti pops and Happy by Pharrell starts playing*
They should make a live action Smurfs movie in the style of Cats (2019)
August 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
They should make a live action Smurfs movie in the style of Cats (2019)
Many have asked: How will this be enforced?
Simple. If a yank tank ends up somewhere with traffic lights, all other motorists, cyclists and pedestrians are legally allowed to go Mad Max Mode on the yank tank.
Simple. If a yank tank ends up somewhere with traffic lights, all other motorists, cyclists and pedestrians are legally allowed to go Mad Max Mode on the yank tank.
My Prime Ministerial platform is simply that Yank Tanks are no longer allowed on streets and roads with traffic lights.
August 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Many have asked: How will this be enforced?
Simple. If a yank tank ends up somewhere with traffic lights, all other motorists, cyclists and pedestrians are legally allowed to go Mad Max Mode on the yank tank.
Simple. If a yank tank ends up somewhere with traffic lights, all other motorists, cyclists and pedestrians are legally allowed to go Mad Max Mode on the yank tank.
My Prime Ministerial platform is simply that Yank Tanks are no longer allowed on streets and roads with traffic lights.
August 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
My Prime Ministerial platform is simply that Yank Tanks are no longer allowed on streets and roads with traffic lights.
It’s pretty fucked that they called him “Crazy” Frog when he’s clearly just neurodivergent.
August 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It’s pretty fucked that they called him “Crazy” Frog when he’s clearly just neurodivergent.
My housemate worked for a visual effects studio for like 4 months and at no point didn’t anyone show them the butthole cut of CATS (2019).
This is why they quit.
This is why they quit.
Feeling a strong urge to watch CATS (2019)
July 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
My housemate worked for a visual effects studio for like 4 months and at no point didn’t anyone show them the butthole cut of CATS (2019).
This is why they quit.
This is why they quit.
Brb starting a weed cats themed drag act named Bustopher Cones
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Brb starting a weed cats themed drag act named Bustopher Cones
Aaron Sorkin is writing a sequel to The Social Network: 😍
Aaron Sorkin is directing a sequel to The Social Network: 😣
Aaron Sorkin is directing a sequel to The Social Network: 😣
June 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Aaron Sorkin is writing a sequel to The Social Network: 😍
Aaron Sorkin is directing a sequel to The Social Network: 😣
Aaron Sorkin is directing a sequel to The Social Network: 😣
Woke Rivers Cuomo: 🎵I’m dumb she’s a they/them🎵
June 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Woke Rivers Cuomo: 🎵I’m dumb she’s a they/them🎵
I demand a kinkier Sabrina Carpenter. Give me a song about sounding.
June 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I demand a kinkier Sabrina Carpenter. Give me a song about sounding.
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Too much “what are the protesters doing” and not enough “why isn’t ICE leaving?”
June 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Too much “what are the protesters doing” and not enough “why isn’t ICE leaving?”
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Not all treasures are lost… some are just waiting to be reclaimed.
Announcing Relooted:
An Africanfuturist heist game where you reclaim real African artifacts from Western museums.
Please share, & wishlist!
youtu.be/KgPxPfXb734
(Wishlist links in next tweet!)
@dayofthedevs.org #SummerGameFest
Announcing Relooted:
An Africanfuturist heist game where you reclaim real African artifacts from Western museums.
Please share, & wishlist!
youtu.be/KgPxPfXb734
(Wishlist links in next tweet!)
@dayofthedevs.org #SummerGameFest
Relooted Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Nyamakop
www.youtube.com
June 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Not all treasures are lost… some are just waiting to be reclaimed.
Announcing Relooted:
An Africanfuturist heist game where you reclaim real African artifacts from Western museums.
Please share, & wishlist!
youtu.be/KgPxPfXb734
(Wishlist links in next tweet!)
@dayofthedevs.org #SummerGameFest
Announcing Relooted:
An Africanfuturist heist game where you reclaim real African artifacts from Western museums.
Please share, & wishlist!
youtu.be/KgPxPfXb734
(Wishlist links in next tweet!)
@dayofthedevs.org #SummerGameFest
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🔴🟡🔵 BIG WALK 🔴🟡🔵
Join us for a tour around our new game.
Coming 2026.
Join us for a tour around our new game.
Coming 2026.
Big Walk - Gameplay Overview
YouTube video by House House
www.youtube.com
June 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
🔴🟡🔵 BIG WALK 🔴🟡🔵
Join us for a tour around our new game.
Coming 2026.
Join us for a tour around our new game.
Coming 2026.
Netflix is so close to discovering the Episode A Week TV format. Just one more price increase and I swear they’ll have it.
Stranger Things 5 release dates:
Volume 1, November 26, 5pm PT
Volume 2, Christmas, 5pm PT
The Finale, New Year’s Eve, 5pm PT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlYr...
Volume 1, November 26, 5pm PT
Volume 2, Christmas, 5pm PT
The Finale, New Year’s Eve, 5pm PT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlYr...
June 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Netflix is so close to discovering the Episode A Week TV format. Just one more price increase and I swear they’ll have it.
Haagen Dazs, the ice cream for the hardened arse
May 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Haagen Dazs, the ice cream for the hardened arse
Every day the UK government finds a new way for me to groan “Jesus they coulda had Jezza”
May 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Every day the UK government finds a new way for me to groan “Jesus they coulda had Jezza”
Whenever I see Butlerian Jihad I assume the Butler in question is Judith
May 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Whenever I see Butlerian Jihad I assume the Butler in question is Judith
I as very confused by this headline for a moment until I thought about the clown car timeline of Australian PMs for the last 15 years.
May 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I as very confused by this headline for a moment until I thought about the clown car timeline of Australian PMs for the last 15 years.
They put Troye Sivan in a race car
May 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They put Troye Sivan in a race car