Dave
@tireddadof2.bsky.social
Formally Tired_Dad_of_2. Still all of those things.
Not to brag, but my nephew just told me the pancakes I made were “actually pretty good”.
June 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Not to brag, but my nephew just told me the pancakes I made were “actually pretty good”.
“Daddy, there’s an album at Target and it’s a baby underwater! And he’s showing his nuts!”
- My 7 year old who will never look at records the same way again.
- My 7 year old who will never look at records the same way again.
November 19, 2024 at 1:08 AM
“Daddy, there’s an album at Target and it’s a baby underwater! And he’s showing his nuts!”
- My 7 year old who will never look at records the same way again.
- My 7 year old who will never look at records the same way again.
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If by retirement plan you mean a swear jar, then yes I do have a retirement plan.
November 15, 2024 at 7:25 PM
If by retirement plan you mean a swear jar, then yes I do have a retirement plan.
It feels like the right day to start my favorite holiday tradition of putting liquor in my coffee until December 31st.
November 15, 2024 at 4:06 PM
It feels like the right day to start my favorite holiday tradition of putting liquor in my coffee until December 31st.
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I’m at the age where you realize that all the people you thought were really really old when you were young, were actually not really really old
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I’m at the age where you realize that all the people you thought were really really old when you were young, were actually not really really old
This is my first tweet in 2 years. How did I do?
November 15, 2024 at 1:44 PM
This is my first tweet in 2 years. How did I do?