Christopher Titus
@titusnation.bsky.social
Comedian, writer,
fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent.
CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com
fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent.
CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com
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One billionaire hired another billionaire to take food out of kids mouths and make sure they died of cancer. MAGA.
Trump and his poop plane is probably one of the most childish, asshole-ish, clown, dipshit moves this pillow fisted, rapist, pedo has ever pulled.
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Trump and his poop plane is probably one of the most childish, asshole-ish, clown, dipshit moves this pillow fisted, rapist, pedo has ever pulled.
It will be now. On it.
seriously: "poop plane" isn't trending?
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It will be now. On it.
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BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.
We have lost our minds.
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We have lost our minds.
We won’t get our international agriculture market back until we get rid of Congestive Heart Fuhrer.
Come on McDonalds be what we know you to be.
Come on McDonalds be what we know you to be.
October 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We won’t get our international agriculture market back until we get rid of Congestive Heart Fuhrer.
Come on McDonalds be what we know you to be.
Come on McDonalds be what we know you to be.
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October 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Everything is fine…..
October 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Everything is fine…..
Where the fuck are 1800 people?
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Where the fuck are 1800 people?
Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal…
We’re only painting the exit side?
The dumb surrounded by the dumber.
We’re only painting the exit side?
The dumb surrounded by the dumber.
August 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal…
We’re only painting the exit side?
The dumb surrounded by the dumber.
We’re only painting the exit side?
The dumb surrounded by the dumber.
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Hey! Governor DeSantus:
August 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hey! Governor DeSantus:
Punchline Houston this week, back to school week is already a weird one but Texas? All these parents getting their kids ready to not learn history.
August 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Punchline Houston this week, back to school week is already a weird one but Texas? All these parents getting their kids ready to not learn history.
LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.
@rokhanna.bsky.social: “Only 3% of the documents given to the [House] Oversight Committee are new. The rest are already in the public domain. Less than 1% of files have been released. DOJ is stonewalling.”
khanna.house.gov/media/press-...
khanna.house.gov/media/press-...
RELEASE: REP. RO KHANNA SLAMS DOJ FOR “STONEWALLING,” CALLS FOR THE FULL RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES
Washington, DC — Representative Ro Khanna (CA-17), member of the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, released the following statement on the files received by the committee yesterday from th...
khanna.house.gov
August 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.
Hey!!! Rocky Laporte One of the nicest, original voices in stand up, a dude who has zero bad stories about him, got in a horrible accident and has already had three surgeries including a hip replacement, he’s a road dog with four kids. I dropped some Qwan on his go fund me, help. gofund.me/a6dbaec0
Donate to Support Rocky's Road to Recovery, organized by LaPorte Family
On the morning of 8/3 Rocky was involved in a serious car accident that resulted in hi… LaPorte Family needs your support for Support Rocky's Road to Recovery
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August 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hey!!! Rocky Laporte One of the nicest, original voices in stand up, a dude who has zero bad stories about him, got in a horrible accident and has already had three surgeries including a hip replacement, he’s a road dog with four kids. I dropped some Qwan on his go fund me, help. gofund.me/a6dbaec0
I just want to be clear, the woman, who recruited children to be raped, by rich men, AND has been convicted of those crimes. just got moved to a minimum security prison?
We are so lost.
Good game, idiots.
We are so lost.
Good game, idiots.
August 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I just want to be clear, the woman, who recruited children to be raped, by rich men, AND has been convicted of those crimes. just got moved to a minimum security prison?
We are so lost.
Good game, idiots.
We are so lost.
Good game, idiots.
Hey, flat earth morons!
A flyby of Earth from the International Space Station.
-Credits: NASA
-Credits: NASA
August 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hey, flat earth morons!
Over on day one.
Her name was Diana. She was 23 years old and 7 months pregnant.
Russia murdered her today in an attack on the maternity hospital in Kamyanske.
Russia murdered her today in an attack on the maternity hospital in Kamyanske.
July 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Over on day one.
How long do we take this? How long do protect our comfort over our liberty?
How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long?
Either way our comfort is over.
This will get worse.
How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long?
Either way our comfort is over.
This will get worse.
July 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How long do we take this? How long do protect our comfort over our liberty?
How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long?
Either way our comfort is over.
This will get worse.
How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long?
Either way our comfort is over.
This will get worse.
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I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.
July 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.
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Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!
July 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!
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NEW ANGLE
Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.
But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.
But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
July 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
NEW ANGLE
Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.
But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.
But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
This seems normal for a presidential assassination attempt, no body, no investigation. Cool.
www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...
www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...
Thomas Matthew Crooks' body was "gone" when Rep. tried to examine: Report
"My effort to examine Crooks' body on Monday, August 5, caused quite a stir and revealed a disturbing fact," Clay Higgins said in a new report.
www.newsweek.com
July 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This seems normal for a presidential assassination attempt, no body, no investigation. Cool.
www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...
www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...
The Nazis banned books. So when you magats say things like “you can’t call people Nazis,” yeah you can, when you accept, or agree with Nazis. You’re a Nazi.
Recently, my book THEY CALLED US ENEMY was banned – again – in Tennessee. Book bans are out of control. Huge parts of American history are being restricted. To join me in standing up for the freedom to read, go to pen.org/action. @penamerica.bsky.social @topshelfcomix.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com
July 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Nazis banned books. So when you magats say things like “you can’t call people Nazis,” yeah you can, when you accept, or agree with Nazis. You’re a Nazi.
Trump’s a Russian asset.
July 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Trump’s a Russian asset.