TJ Armour
@tjarmour.bsky.social
Writer | Talent Agent - #HayesTalentAgency | Free Spirit | Music/Book Nerd | French Fry Thief | Martin Reruns Expert
Dystopian future and all…we push along I guess.
August 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Dystopian future and all…we push along I guess.
4am pbjs while binging “Amen” on Tubi…🙃🤷🏽♂️😂
June 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
4am pbjs while binging “Amen” on Tubi…🙃🤷🏽♂️😂
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I think what we lose sight of is that he came in there and ordered it himself. Every week. Nigga hates himself
Nigga I know Mos Def gotta hate Alicia Keys cause why the fuck would she give him Hot Chocolate with fried ass catfish?!
June 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I think what we lose sight of is that he came in there and ordered it himself. Every week. Nigga hates himself
Told that fool “I’m sorry I don’t have a plane to give you” to his face 😂😂😂
May 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Told that fool “I’m sorry I don’t have a plane to give you” to his face 😂😂😂
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If you’re 25 chapters into a book ‘hanging on until it gets better’ is some silly dork advice. Nah, my darling, it’s just not for you. Set it aside and read what you enjoy. Dragging yourself through a book you don’t vibe with is silliness. Time for reading isn’t always plentiful! Read what you love!
May 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you’re 25 chapters into a book ‘hanging on until it gets better’ is some silly dork advice. Nah, my darling, it’s just not for you. Set it aside and read what you enjoy. Dragging yourself through a book you don’t vibe with is silliness. Time for reading isn’t always plentiful! Read what you love!
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Gentle reminder:
This is a DJ Akademiks hate account. Nigga ain’t even a real fuckin DJ!
This is a DJ Akademiks hate account. Nigga ain’t even a real fuckin DJ!
May 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Gentle reminder:
This is a DJ Akademiks hate account. Nigga ain’t even a real fuckin DJ!
This is a DJ Akademiks hate account. Nigga ain’t even a real fuckin DJ!
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happy birthday to Stevie
May 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
happy birthday to Stevie
Saturday nights really just be me, weed, and soul music
tidal.com/browse/track...
tidal.com/browse/track...
Rufus - Everlasting Love
Listen to Everlasting Love on your streaming service
tidal.com
May 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Saturday nights really just be me, weed, and soul music
tidal.com/browse/track...
tidal.com/browse/track...
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Somebody gotta explain to them that corporate greed is hurting the economy not my turkey sandwich.
April 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Somebody gotta explain to them that corporate greed is hurting the economy not my turkey sandwich.
We out here resurrecting wolves that’s been extinct for *checks notes*…10,000 years? Cool.
Colossal Biosciences Resurrects Long-Extinct Dire Wolf
Next up are woolly mammoths, dodos, and Tasmanian wolves.
www.yahoo.com
April 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We out here resurrecting wolves that’s been extinct for *checks notes*…10,000 years? Cool.
Word didn’t get back that this Snoop/Tom Brady hate commercial wasn’t it? Whyyyyy am I seeing it three months later 🤦🏽♂️
March 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Word didn’t get back that this Snoop/Tom Brady hate commercial wasn’t it? Whyyyyy am I seeing it three months later 🤦🏽♂️
He sold it himself? What in the high stakes tax break real life Monopoly hell is going on? 🧐🤔🤨🥴
March 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
He sold it himself? What in the high stakes tax break real life Monopoly hell is going on? 🧐🤔🤨🥴
Just watching these astronauts being brought home finally is kicking up my anxiety and claustrophobia 🙃🤪
March 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Just watching these astronauts being brought home finally is kicking up my anxiety and claustrophobia 🙃🤪
lol top ten moment over there for sure
... but also I just really wanted to tell that story bc I still can't believe how people were arguing down that a 2hr meal would somehow bring more value than $500K CASH.
March 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
lol top ten moment over there for sure
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I'm writing a quick networking guide for my students.
Page 2: "Dinner with Jay Z is not worth $500K"
The actual text is about overlooking organic networking opportunities because you're focused on a big fish who you think will give you some magical advice that will instantly make you successful...
Page 2: "Dinner with Jay Z is not worth $500K"
The actual text is about overlooking organic networking opportunities because you're focused on a big fish who you think will give you some magical advice that will instantly make you successful...
March 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm writing a quick networking guide for my students.
Page 2: "Dinner with Jay Z is not worth $500K"
The actual text is about overlooking organic networking opportunities because you're focused on a big fish who you think will give you some magical advice that will instantly make you successful...
Page 2: "Dinner with Jay Z is not worth $500K"
The actual text is about overlooking organic networking opportunities because you're focused on a big fish who you think will give you some magical advice that will instantly make you successful...
This clip forever. I love us
March 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This clip forever. I love us
Ol wanna be tough guys…fake ass afterschool special bullies.
February 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ol wanna be tough guys…fake ass afterschool special bullies.
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Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.
February 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.
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Chuck Rhoades did not devote his every waking breath to catching Ax for this.
February 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This is completely bonkers.
Strong rumor with credible sourcing: DOJ has put all of public integrity line attorneys in a room and told them they have an hour for someone to choose who will sign motion to dismiss and if nobody does, they will all be fired. The nastiest strong-arming in DOJ history by a long shot.
February 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is completely bonkers.
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to the GOP deregulation means you can find random bolts and screws in your food now but you need paperwork to use a public bathroom
February 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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