TJ Lancaster
@tjkcmo.bsky.social
Actor, dog guy, carbohydrate enthusiast. Twitter-free since '23. Facebook no more since '24. http://tjlancaster.com
Taskmaster COC was wonderful but, as usual, makes me wish it was a full series. Also, Mat remains dreamy af.
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Taskmaster COC was wonderful but, as usual, makes me wish it was a full series. Also, Mat remains dreamy af.
Then yield thee, coward,
And live to be the show and gaze o' the time:
We'll have thee, as our rarer monsters are,
Painted on a pole, and underwrit,
'Here may you see the tyrant.'
And live to be the show and gaze o' the time:
We'll have thee, as our rarer monsters are,
Painted on a pole, and underwrit,
'Here may you see the tyrant.'
December 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Then yield thee, coward,
And live to be the show and gaze o' the time:
We'll have thee, as our rarer monsters are,
Painted on a pole, and underwrit,
'Here may you see the tyrant.'
And live to be the show and gaze o' the time:
We'll have thee, as our rarer monsters are,
Painted on a pole, and underwrit,
'Here may you see the tyrant.'
Thousands of hours of SNL and they still deliberately choose to include sketches with blackface in their compilations for streaming? Insane.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Thousands of hours of SNL and they still deliberately choose to include sketches with blackface in their compilations for streaming? Insane.
Before we move on to Taskmaster Champion of Champions and New Year's Treat, let us take a moment to acknowledge that Sanjeev in a pirate costume can GET IT.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Before we move on to Taskmaster Champion of Champions and New Year's Treat, let us take a moment to acknowledge that Sanjeev in a pirate costume can GET IT.
We need Joe Marler on Taskmaster New Year's Treat. Also, wouldn't mind seeing him and Nick Mohammed kiss.
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We need Joe Marler on Taskmaster New Year's Treat. Also, wouldn't mind seeing him and Nick Mohammed kiss.
Watching the Taskmaster podcast. Mike Wozniak's shoes are aggressively heterosexual.
October 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Watching the Taskmaster podcast. Mike Wozniak's shoes are aggressively heterosexual.
I wouldn't mind it if Phil sucked my duck. #Taskmaster
October 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I wouldn't mind it if Phil sucked my duck. #Taskmaster
Not to diminish my very real Taskmaster crush on Phil, but Reece is kind of a smoke show.
October 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not to diminish my very real Taskmaster crush on Phil, but Reece is kind of a smoke show.
Not happy with my service experience at my local Kia dealership, so I'm currently singing (and dancing) "La Cage aux Folles" until they finish my damned oil change. Three people have already left the area.
September 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Not happy with my service experience at my local Kia dealership, so I'm currently singing (and dancing) "La Cage aux Folles" until they finish my damned oil change. Three people have already left the area.
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FASCISM: a populist political movement exalting nation and race above the individual, lead by a centralized autocratic government with a dictatorial leader.
FASCISM (CONSERVATIVE DEFINITION): when a black man tries to help you get health insurance.
FASCISM (CONSERVATIVE DEFINITION): when a black man tries to help you get health insurance.
September 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
FASCISM: a populist political movement exalting nation and race above the individual, lead by a centralized autocratic government with a dictatorial leader.
FASCISM (CONSERVATIVE DEFINITION): when a black man tries to help you get health insurance.
FASCISM (CONSERVATIVE DEFINITION): when a black man tries to help you get health insurance.
"If she's up there, who's flying the plane?!"
Ania wins Taskmaster tonight.
Ania wins Taskmaster tonight.
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"If she's up there, who's flying the plane?!"
Ania wins Taskmaster tonight.
Ania wins Taskmaster tonight.
Sudafed causes IBS. Flintstone vitamins cause Lupus. Tic tacs cause erectile dysfunction.
September 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Sudafed causes IBS. Flintstone vitamins cause Lupus. Tic tacs cause erectile dysfunction.
Ten bucks says ABC/Disney announces the launch of "Ghislaine Maxwell Tonight!" within the week.
September 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ten bucks says ABC/Disney announces the launch of "Ghislaine Maxwell Tonight!" within the week.
If I still drank, I would sip Prosecco from Phil Ellis's dimples. #Taskmaster
September 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If I still drank, I would sip Prosecco from Phil Ellis's dimples. #Taskmaster
Even Phil's duck is cute. #Taskmaster
September 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Even Phil's duck is cute. #Taskmaster
Calling it now: Phil will be my #Taskmaster crush this series. 😍
September 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Calling it now: Phil will be my #Taskmaster crush this series. 😍
Happy #ThursdayMurderClub day to all who celebrate.
August 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy #ThursdayMurderClub day to all who celebrate.
10 years. 95 contestants. 1 Taskmaster. 🎂
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July 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
Happy birthday to @julieklausner.bsky.social -- Boop!
July 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Happy birthday to @julieklausner.bsky.social -- Boop!
Mat Baynton is the Hugh Dennis of Mike Wozniaks. #Taskmaster
June 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Mat Baynton is the Hugh Dennis of Mike Wozniaks. #Taskmaster
Men in the midst of a table d'hote heard....
June 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Men in the midst of a table d'hote heard....
Francis Motherf-ing Jue!!! In a world gone mad, at least one thing makes sense!! #TonyAwards
June 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Francis Motherf-ing Jue!!! In a world gone mad, at least one thing makes sense!! #TonyAwards
I want Greg Davies to drill down into my narrative, if you know what I mean. #Taskmaster
May 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I want Greg Davies to drill down into my narrative, if you know what I mean. #Taskmaster
I'm going to need whoever does the #Taskmaster fan fiction about Greg and Alex to rework some of those stories with Jason and Mat.
May 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm going to need whoever does the #Taskmaster fan fiction about Greg and Alex to rework some of those stories with Jason and Mat.