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tjsleakyroof.bsky.social
Andrew
@tjsleakyroof.bsky.social
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Cville local. Overeducated carpenter. Fascists eat shit, liberation for the rest. The future's looking rough, but hope is our duty.
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one must occasionally indulge the basic human impulse to throw some sticks in bowl and toss a match
a big ol fire in a metal fire pit
February 14, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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ok you know what, I’m irritated enough that Jerry Miller’s repeated concern trolling about the local anti-ICE high school walkouts has resulted in multiple social media threats against the students that I’m gonna finally share something fun I’ve been sitting on for a couple of years
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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oh dude, everything
a massive selection of hotdog toppings, from chili and nacho cheese to chicago toppings to kimchi
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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oh yeah, that’ll happen
a piebald tabby cat has inserted himself into a small gap on some cheaply constructed bookshelves, and is looking out with an utterly ridiculous face
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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found a dragon
a cow cat is resting in his bed, atop a pile of toys
February 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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supporting the use of this term, may I present an approximately 20’ long surface fracture in an otherwise untouched snow field. guess I should have cut some control joints when we had this poured
an untouched field of snow, with a long crack through it
January 29, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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tfw the ice melt starts to hit
a gray stone courtyard that has clearly been recently cleared of ice, though some remains in the foreground. some shovels are leaning against a building
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
tjsleakyroof.bsky.social
oh yeah. some rare things are even more urgent than Posting
a PBR tall boy in someone’s hand
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
tjsleakyroof.bsky.social
as promised, the whine tax
the Lawn looking north at the Rotunda, covered in snow and ice
January 25, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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I guess we’re officially at the point where safehouses need to be a thing.
16. I have read the statement from DHS about what happened and it is wrong. The man did not approach the agents with a gun. He approached them with a camera. He was just trying to help a woman get up and they took him to the ground. 17.1 feel afraid. Only hours have passed since they shot a man right in front me and I don't feel like I can go home because I heard agents were looking for me. I don't know what the agents will do when they find me. I do know that they're not telling the truth about what happened. I've heard that other witnesses might have been arrested and taken to the Whipple Building.
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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we’ve got a leg situation over here
a piebald tabby cat loafing on someone’s lap, except his back right leg got a claw hooked in the fabric of the chair and is jutting straight out at a right angle to his body
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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yes ok sure, to the uneducated and ill-informed perhaps the Cat Distraction System v2.7 looks very similar to a bunch of parmesan cheese that’s been dumped on their cute little heads, but I assure you that the underlying mechanism involves complicated engineering and is well worth your investment
a piebald tabby cat and a cow cat are snarfing up a bunch of parmesan cheese that’s been dumped on their cute little heads
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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it’s dedicated hardworking guys like this that keep our economy humming along
a piebald tabby cat and a cow cat are curled up asleep near each other on a bed
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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still from Charlotte’s Web with “some pig” written in the web
January 22, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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took the day off to get some stuff sorted before the storm, and you know I am starting to suspect these two don’t get up to anything productive when I’m at work
a cow cat slugged out and napping on the back of a couch a piebald tabby cat on a canvas cat perch above a door, asleep with his little tail tucked over his eyes
January 22, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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like I am always saying, winter precipitation is a hateful and cruel beast that gleefully consumes the hopes and dreams of the young and young at heart, one must never trust it
* ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Snow will likely overspread the area by Saturday evening, becoming heavy at times Saturday night with rates of one to two inches per hour possible at times. A mix with sleet or freezing rain is possible Sunday, especially south of Interstate 70. Significant icing is possible especially across central Virginia. Visibility of one-quarter mile or less is possible at times. A prolonged period wind chills in the teens and single digits is likely beginning Friday evening and lasting through the middle of next week, with subzero wind chills possible at times.
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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my faithful couch slug
a cow cat is resting on the back of a couch, slouched down low into the cushions
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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feelin pretty goddamn old dominion tonight ngl
the virginia flag with virtue triumphant over tyranny except I poorly edited the sickos meme guys face over virtue’s head
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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like I definitely understand some of these words, and they give me a queasy feeling.
Recipient GOVSMART, INC. Total Obligated Since 1/20/2025 $ 3,070,975.38 Prime Award Descriptions IBM TRIRIGA LICENSES; SAFENET TRUSTED ACCESS (STA) BASIC PLAN SUBSCRIPTION LICENSES; TABLEAU SOFTWARE MAINTENANCE RENEWALS; THE PURPOSE OF THIS AWARD IS TO PROVIDE AUTOCAD LICENSE SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES FOR THE OFFICE OF ASSETS AND FACILITIES MANAGEMENT; THIS AWARD IS FOR TABLEAU SOFTWARE LICENSES. TABLEAU IS ADAPTABLE BUSINESS INTELLIGENCE SOFTWARE THAT SUPPORTS BLENDING DATA FROM MULTIPLE ICE DATA SOURCES, CROSS-AGENCY SHARING, AND MANAGEMENT; THIS AWARD IS FOR TABLEAU SOFTWARE LICENSES. TABLEAU IS ADAPTABLE BUSINESS INTELLIGENCE SOFTWARE THAT SUPPORTS BLENDING DATA FROM MULTIPLE ICE DATA SOURCES, CROSS-AGENCY SHARING, AND LINKING EXISTING DASHBOARDS/REPORTS FOR ANALYZING INFORMATION; THIS AWARD PROCURES SPLUNK ENTERPRISE SOFTWARE LICENSES, WHICH SUPPORTS HOMELAND SECURITY INVESTIGATION WITH LOGGING DATA AGGREGATION, PERFORMING ANALYSIS, AND CONDUCTING SECURITY SCANS OF ICE NETWORK.; THIS TASK ORDER IS FOR THE PROCUREMENT OF SMARTY LICENSING US ADDRESS VERIFICATION LICENSES TO SUPPORT THE ICE OFFICE OF ERO MISSION.
January 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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oh gosh yes truly one of the biggest obstacles to home ownership is the capital gains tax on selling your vacation home. y’all know you’re allowed to actually read what his bill does and not just repeat his framing of it verbatim, yeah?
The bill would allow individuals 65 and older to sell any property, including rental and vacation homes, with a sales prices of $500,000 or less to a first-time homebuyer without having to pay capital gains taxes.
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Clem and Paul would like to thank you all for your assistance.
a cow cat and a piebald tabby cat are sitting politely next to one another, looking expectantly at the camera
January 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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atypical post for me but this deranged individual just ran CatsOfYore, a genuine goddamn treasure, off Bluesky due to offline targeted harassment; they had received a suspension, and went straight back to it when that expired. suggest blocking, and a report to tell Bluesky to ban their fucking ass.
pic of @allaboutthemissd.bsky.social, with targeted harassment in the fucking bio.
January 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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👀
Information included in the new leak includes around "1,800 on-the-ground agents and 150 supervisors. Early analysis by the organization suggests that around 80 per cent of the staff identified remain employed by DHS," according to The Beast. The first batch of names was slated to be posted on the site on Tuesday night.
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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lol, lmao
Somehow, despite never submitting any of the paperwork they sent me—not the background check or identification info, not the domestic violence affidavit, none of it-ICE had apparently offered me a job. According to the application portal, my pre-employment activities remained pending. And yet, it also showed that I had accepted a final job offer and that my onboarding status was "EOD" -Entered On Duty, the start of an enlistment period. I moused over the exclamation mark next to "Onboarding" and a helpful pop-up appeared. "Your EOD has occurred. Welcome to ICE!" I clicked through to my application tracking page. They'd sent my final offer on Sept. 30, it said, and I had allegedly accepted. "Welcome to Ice.... Your duty location is New York, New York. Your EOD was on Tuesday, September 30th, 2025" By all appearances, I was a deportation officer. Without a single signature on agency paperwork, ICE had officially hired me.
January 13, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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great minds at work
close up of a piebald tabby cat and a cow cat staring with confusion at a stinkbug
January 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM