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Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.
Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.
And the blood of grinches.
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
And the blood of grinches.
I’m guessing it’s treated as another genius bank shot from an unexpected angle by god’s favorite all-star team of mavericks and outsiders, who are untouched by the DC elite?
December 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’m guessing it’s treated as another genius bank shot from an unexpected angle by god’s favorite all-star team of mavericks and outsiders, who are untouched by the DC elite?
Mazzy Star's "Fade Into You"? The unofficial soundtrack to every mid-90s heroin trip?
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Mazzy Star's "Fade Into You"? The unofficial soundtrack to every mid-90s heroin trip?
Arcade Fire in their prog rock era
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Arcade Fire in their prog rock era
"Sir, we haven't completed a battleship since 1944."
"But we can still do it, right? All the stuff is still there? If cost is a problem we can just stiff the yard workers."
"Sir, we can't even make armor anym-"
"I want to name it after me. And one of them has to be named Bismarck."
"But we can still do it, right? All the stuff is still there? If cost is a problem we can just stiff the yard workers."
"Sir, we can't even make armor anym-"
"I want to name it after me. And one of them has to be named Bismarck."
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
"Sir, we haven't completed a battleship since 1944."
"But we can still do it, right? All the stuff is still there? If cost is a problem we can just stiff the yard workers."
"Sir, we can't even make armor anym-"
"I want to name it after me. And one of them has to be named Bismarck."
"But we can still do it, right? All the stuff is still there? If cost is a problem we can just stiff the yard workers."
"Sir, we can't even make armor anym-"
"I want to name it after me. And one of them has to be named Bismarck."
Accidentally read that as "Suggested Reveals" and I thought, "SURPRISE! IT'S AN ASSHOLE!"
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Accidentally read that as "Suggested Reveals" and I thought, "SURPRISE! IT'S AN ASSHOLE!"
Is goat simulator the one where you run around with a knife, or is that goose simulator?
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Is goat simulator the one where you run around with a knife, or is that goose simulator?
Reposted
Bari Weiss's legacy:
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Bari Weiss's legacy:
Tom Clancy's STRIKE ZONE
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Tom Clancy's STRIKE ZONE
Releasing the torture memo in a cloud of doves.
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Releasing the torture memo in a cloud of doves.
Nuclear saltwater rocket.
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Nuclear saltwater rocket.
Building a massive supply of houses in the hopes that you never have to use it. Nuclear brinkmanship, but with bungalows.
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Building a massive supply of houses in the hopes that you never have to use it. Nuclear brinkmanship, but with bungalows.
It pairs nicely with a cigarette.
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It pairs nicely with a cigarette.
Don’t walk away slowly. This is the sort of thing that chemists have in mind when they say the best protection is a good pair of running shoes.
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Don’t walk away slowly. This is the sort of thing that chemists have in mind when they say the best protection is a good pair of running shoes.
I wonder if those people were even worse than the depression era generation when it came to hating to waste anything. “It’s not wasted if you ramrod it down your stupid gullet,” seemed to be the prevailing opinion of anyone who grew up in the ‘30s.
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I wonder if those people were even worse than the depression era generation when it came to hating to waste anything. “It’s not wasted if you ramrod it down your stupid gullet,” seemed to be the prevailing opinion of anyone who grew up in the ‘30s.
Give William Henry Harrison a bag of Flaming Hots and he would have vanished in a flash of light like someone set their phaser to kill.
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Give William Henry Harrison a bag of Flaming Hots and he would have vanished in a flash of light like someone set their phaser to kill.
The box, chat. You opened it, we came.
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The box, chat. You opened it, we came.
Actually never mind, he just kinda looks like the guy from people under the stairs, but it isn't him.
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Actually never mind, he just kinda looks like the guy from people under the stairs, but it isn't him.
Who knows what they'll do to the guy from "The People Under the Stairs"
December 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Who knows what they'll do to the guy from "The People Under the Stairs"
“Hello Milwaukee! We’re gonna start off with something from our first album… no, no that one… guys… come on. How about this? We’ll play ‘in the mean time’ as much as you want if you listen to ‘mungo city’ just one time. That sound good? Guys…”
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Hello Milwaukee! We’re gonna start off with something from our first album… no, no that one… guys… come on. How about this? We’ll play ‘in the mean time’ as much as you want if you listen to ‘mungo city’ just one time. That sound good? Guys…”
Every game, one random fan gets a text message asking if they want to see the stadium's feet.
December 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Every game, one random fan gets a text message asking if they want to see the stadium's feet.