@tmaher.bsky.social
Stay for dinner and water and music.
Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.
Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.
Reposted
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
Reposted
Bari Weiss's legacy:
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Bari Weiss's legacy:
Reposted
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
This is what the senator from the Watchman show said right before he liquified himself, so...
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is what the senator from the Watchman show said right before he liquified himself, so...
Reposted
I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally.
By David Brooks
By David Brooks
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally.
By David Brooks
By David Brooks
Chotiner: "You can increase the intelligence of primitive people, yes?"
Monolith: *the buzzing vocals of Ligeti's "Kyrie"*
C: "But it didn't occur to question why all those young girls were on an island with those men?"
M: *The vocals stammer, the monolith now has a visible sheen of flop sweat*
Monolith: *the buzzing vocals of Ligeti's "Kyrie"*
C: "But it didn't occur to question why all those young girls were on an island with those men?"
M: *The vocals stammer, the monolith now has a visible sheen of flop sweat*
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Chotiner: "You can increase the intelligence of primitive people, yes?"
Monolith: *the buzzing vocals of Ligeti's "Kyrie"*
C: "But it didn't occur to question why all those young girls were on an island with those men?"
M: *The vocals stammer, the monolith now has a visible sheen of flop sweat*
Monolith: *the buzzing vocals of Ligeti's "Kyrie"*
C: "But it didn't occur to question why all those young girls were on an island with those men?"
M: *The vocals stammer, the monolith now has a visible sheen of flop sweat*
I ditched the Dale Midkiff time traveling cop show in favor of the knock off of JCVD’s movie, and now I’m being accused of Trax evasion.
Switching from watching DS9 to resume TNG, and now I'm being accused of Dax evasion.
I led the Fremen to a galactic jihad, a war in my name, and now I'm being accused of pax evasion.
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I ditched the Dale Midkiff time traveling cop show in favor of the knock off of JCVD’s movie, and now I’m being accused of Trax evasion.
Reposted
This is rough. This guy was just great. I was never sure if he was okay with chewing scenery, the way a lot of guys who get sidelined into genre work sometimes are, but god would he ever show up when asked.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
This is rough. This guy was just great. I was never sure if he was okay with chewing scenery, the way a lot of guys who get sidelined into genre work sometimes are, but god would he ever show up when asked.
Reposted
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
Reposted
a second generation monk is an heir friar
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
a second generation monk is an heir friar
Reposted
I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
I just think it would have been a cool mass effect 2 kinda story. Obviously mass effect took cues from Babylon 5, but still…
I just think it would have been a cool mass effect 2 kinda story. Obviously mass effect took cues from Babylon 5, but still…
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
I just think it would have been a cool mass effect 2 kinda story. Obviously mass effect took cues from Babylon 5, but still…
I just think it would have been a cool mass effect 2 kinda story. Obviously mass effect took cues from Babylon 5, but still…
Reposted
this isn't funny buses only do this when they're really scared
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
this isn't funny buses only do this when they're really scared
Reposted
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
Reposted
AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
I didn't know you like to get wet, Charlie Brown.
Now go back and get your fuckin' shine box, Charlie Brown
I didn’t come here to fuck around, I come here to smoke, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I didn't know you like to get wet, Charlie Brown.
Reposted
none of these words were in the bible
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
none of these words were in the bible
Reposted
JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
Reposted
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
Reposted
“Dear diary i wonder what Bobby angry throat ass up to this morning”
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Dear diary i wonder what Bobby angry throat ass up to this morning”
Reposted
Probably because it's too good
Oof
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably because it's too good
Reposted
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
Reposted
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Reposted
lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol