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@tmfloressb.bsky.social
Often deemed humorless | Tired mom Belgian Malinois Izzy, Thor, Loki, and Freyja | ❤️ Dogs
Facks but you turn my thermostat to 72° and imma gonna beat the shit out of you. 74° in the summer and 68° in the winter. There will no further discussion on the matter.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Facks but you turn my thermostat to 72° and imma gonna beat the shit out of you. 74° in the summer and 68° in the winter. There will no further discussion on the matter.
Confirmation that raptor puppies aren’t for the faint of heart. Yes, sweet Miss Izzy (not pictured) made me cry a lot and chose violence daily.
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Confirmation that raptor puppies aren’t for the faint of heart. Yes, sweet Miss Izzy (not pictured) made me cry a lot and chose violence daily.
Wanna know the real @gavinnewsom.bsky.social where the fuck are they putting them. He’s not the great savior y’all think he is. He’s just slicker and smarter than the asshat in the WH.
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Wanna know the real @gavinnewsom.bsky.social where the fuck are they putting them. He’s not the great savior y’all think he is. He’s just slicker and smarter than the asshat in the WH.
Are you fucking shitting me. The way you fuckers drive I’m surprised there aren’t more fatalities in Seal Beach Blvd. Boo boo. I don’t know you got stuck in the shops for three hours. I got into Chick Fila and out the back in 20 minutes. These are whiny bitches…
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Are you fucking shitting me. The way you fuckers drive I’m surprised there aren’t more fatalities in Seal Beach Blvd. Boo boo. I don’t know you got stuck in the shops for three hours. I got into Chick Fila and out the back in 20 minutes. These are whiny bitches…
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
I tagged @haillemmy.bsky.social earlier before I saw this combined image and lede. 😂😂😂
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I tagged @haillemmy.bsky.social earlier before I saw this combined image and lede. 😂😂😂
How bout a drunken raccoon?
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
How bout a drunken raccoon?
Final thought:
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Final thought:
Apparently when you CVS’ AI/VAR a fucking tool because it doesn’t understand you -this is what you get. Fucking thing hung up on me four times. I would have smashed my phone but I bought it earlier this year.
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Apparently when you CVS’ AI/VAR a fucking tool because it doesn’t understand you -this is what you get. Fucking thing hung up on me four times. I would have smashed my phone but I bought it earlier this year.
@sailormichael.bsky.social I can’t believe they want Dems to eat their own while the country is being burned to the ground. It feels racist. They’re calling Jeffries a blue tie Republican.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@sailormichael.bsky.social I can’t believe they want Dems to eat their own while the country is being burned to the ground. It feels racist. They’re calling Jeffries a blue tie Republican.
@haillemmy.bsky.social I thought you were more discreet. 😂
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
@haillemmy.bsky.social I thought you were more discreet. 😂
I don’t know why the OH wants to move. In what other city would you have workers out streaming cleaning the street because the garbage company left streaks of something in the recently resurface asphalt? I shit you not…
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I don’t know why the OH wants to move. In what other city would you have workers out streaming cleaning the street because the garbage company left streaks of something in the recently resurface asphalt? I shit you not…
The amount of fucks I give about what RFJ Jr’s wife and mistress call him is zero. There was only ONE Bobby Kennedy and he was assassinated.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The amount of fucks I give about what RFJ Jr’s wife and mistress call him is zero. There was only ONE Bobby Kennedy and he was assassinated.
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Finally found the pic of gramps. First generation German-American, Catholic, WWII Marine vet who could make a sailor blush with his cussing.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Finally found the pic of gramps. First generation German-American, Catholic, WWII Marine vet who could make a sailor blush with his cussing.
Should have let the doggo’s toy alone.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Should have let the doggo’s toy alone.
Some throwback Izzy. Poor lil pupper was pooped.
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Some throwback Izzy. Poor lil pupper was pooped.
Found this Insta account and I’m kinda digging it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Found this Insta account and I’m kinda digging it.
It’s the patio cover which works for ell when the want to sit outside when it’s raining or very hot. Freyja uses their training box. I swear she is part cat, always likes to sit high.
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It’s the patio cover which works for ell when the want to sit outside when it’s raining or very hot. Freyja uses their training box. I swear she is part cat, always likes to sit high.
I’ve read something similar. Thor has it mastered with a side of sweetest boi.
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’ve read something similar. Thor has it mastered with a side of sweetest boi.
This evening’s recycling run staring raptors.
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This evening’s recycling run staring raptors.
Hey asshole…you ever wonder why trucks and SUV drivers park like douchbags?!? Maybe because small ass car drivers leave them no room to pull away. I’m mean sure you could have pulled closer. Asshole 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hey asshole…you ever wonder why trucks and SUV drivers park like douchbags?!? Maybe because small ass car drivers leave them no room to pull away. I’m mean sure you could have pulled closer. Asshole 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Would you knock this shit off?!! A bunch of sellers (in red states) got tired of BAU even though they benefited. Buyers are male into agreements (which are none of your fucking business) and often can’t pay the buyer’s agent commission. You don’t work for free and neither do we. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Would you knock this shit off?!! A bunch of sellers (in red states) got tired of BAU even though they benefited. Buyers are male into agreements (which are none of your fucking business) and often can’t pay the buyer’s agent commission. You don’t work for free and neither do we. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻