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I’m actually employed now and here to help you realize the maximum value from your Bluesky investment.
It’s like the cover of a temu civ clone from 2004
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It’s like the cover of a temu civ clone from 2004
It was either that or caravans and it can’t be caravans because trump already ‘fixed’ that.
Notice how Trump and Republicans were having the worst couple weeks in the administration's history and they decided to pivot to hardcore attacking trans people?
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It was either that or caravans and it can’t be caravans because trump already ‘fixed’ that.
What the fuck are we even doing here?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What the fuck are we even doing here?
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Funniest McSweeney’s piece I’ve read in awhile: The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking? “Warmth is for Sorry! This is not a hug. This is a chess clock in a stranger’s living room telling you your parents are getting divorced.” [mcsweeneys.net]
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi…
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Funniest McSweeney’s piece I’ve read in awhile: The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking? “Warmth is for Sorry! This is not a hug. This is a chess clock in a stranger’s living room telling you your parents are getting divorced.” [mcsweeneys.net]
My father has dementia. Sounds a lot like this.
Just fucking bananas that this guy is the president.
Just fucking bananas that this guy is the president.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
My father has dementia. Sounds a lot like this.
Just fucking bananas that this guy is the president.
Just fucking bananas that this guy is the president.
Oh
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Oh
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“If he needs a million acres to make him feel rich, seems to me he needs it cause he feels awful poor inside hisself & if he's poor in hisself, there ain't no million acres gonna make him feel rich an' maybe he's disappointed that nothin' he can do 'll make him feel rich.” Steinbeck, Grapes of Wrath
August 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“If he needs a million acres to make him feel rich, seems to me he needs it cause he feels awful poor inside hisself & if he's poor in hisself, there ain't no million acres gonna make him feel rich an' maybe he's disappointed that nothin' he can do 'll make him feel rich.” Steinbeck, Grapes of Wrath
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We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
They’re going hard in Chicago because that’s Obamas home town right? Like wtf is going on with Chicago vs. … say … Washington state or Rhode Island?
Trump’s ICE goons dragged a childcare worker out of a bilingual daycare and preschool in front of children and parents.
This is who Trump claims is the “worst of the worst” — a woman who has dedicated her life to educating and caring for children.
The cruelty is the point.
This is who Trump claims is the “worst of the worst” — a woman who has dedicated her life to educating and caring for children.
The cruelty is the point.
Families 'Horrified' After Daycare Teacher Pulled Out Of Preschool By Armed Federal Agents
The incident happened in front of parents and children at Rayito de Sol in North Center, a parent said. They believe the
blockclubchicago.org
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
They’re going hard in Chicago because that’s Obamas home town right? Like wtf is going on with Chicago vs. … say … Washington state or Rhode Island?
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This speaks for itself.
10/14/25, Immigration Court, 26 Federal Plaza, New York
Woman addressing ICE agents when her family member is detained after leaving his scheduled immigration hearing.
10/14/25, Immigration Court, 26 Federal Plaza, New York
Woman addressing ICE agents when her family member is detained after leaving his scheduled immigration hearing.
October 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This speaks for itself.
10/14/25, Immigration Court, 26 Federal Plaza, New York
Woman addressing ICE agents when her family member is detained after leaving his scheduled immigration hearing.
10/14/25, Immigration Court, 26 Federal Plaza, New York
Woman addressing ICE agents when her family member is detained after leaving his scheduled immigration hearing.
My theory :
Social media is our generations lead and asbestos. It has ruined us.
Social media is our generations lead and asbestos. It has ruined us.
October 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My theory :
Social media is our generations lead and asbestos. It has ruined us.
Social media is our generations lead and asbestos. It has ruined us.
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Krasner: So, if what you have is a group of ICE agents, or even the military, coming into Philadelphia and committing crimes—assaults that are illegal, kidnapping, unlawful restraint, obstruction of the administration of justice—they can be prosecuted.
August 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Krasner: So, if what you have is a group of ICE agents, or even the military, coming into Philadelphia and committing crimes—assaults that are illegal, kidnapping, unlawful restraint, obstruction of the administration of justice—they can be prosecuted.
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To my 10th grade English teacher, who said, “Make the conclusion count.”
August 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
To my 10th grade English teacher, who said, “Make the conclusion count.”
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I’m sure I’m not the first person to make this joke, but some journalists really do talk about Mamdani the way J. Jonah Jameson talks about Spider-Man
July 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m sure I’m not the first person to make this joke, but some journalists really do talk about Mamdani the way J. Jonah Jameson talks about Spider-Man
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The ability to vote for over 200,000 American citizens in North Carolina is under threat because of a lawsuit filed by the Trump administration. We’re helping them fight it in court. bit.ly/3I8Qk50
North Carolinians Go to Court to Protect Their Right to Vote
In the Trump administration’s lawsuit against the state board of elections over the voter rolls, hundreds of thousands of voters are at risk of disenfranchisement.
www.brennancenter.org
July 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The ability to vote for over 200,000 American citizens in North Carolina is under threat because of a lawsuit filed by the Trump administration. We’re helping them fight it in court. bit.ly/3I8Qk50
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Democrats are racking their brains trying to find the "Joe Rogan of the left" while doing everything they can to defeat people like Zohran Mamdani and AOC, who actually possess the skills they're so desperately looking for.
the thing with Mamdani is that he’s obviously an incredible political talent - the campaign he’s run has been extremely impressive even if you don’t like his policies
the party should be delighted, and that they’re instead pulling out all the stops to beat him speaks volumes
the party should be delighted, and that they’re instead pulling out all the stops to beat him speaks volumes
June 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Democrats are racking their brains trying to find the "Joe Rogan of the left" while doing everything they can to defeat people like Zohran Mamdani and AOC, who actually possess the skills they're so desperately looking for.
Taking bets:
1. When is the false flag attack?
2. Who carries it out?
3. Who do they pose as?
My money:
1. Within 30 days
2. Proud boys, 3 percenters or some Christo-fascist accelerationist cult I’ve never heard of
3. Latino gangs
1. When is the false flag attack?
2. Who carries it out?
3. Who do they pose as?
My money:
1. Within 30 days
2. Proud boys, 3 percenters or some Christo-fascist accelerationist cult I’ve never heard of
3. Latino gangs
Troops are now patrolling Los Angeles. This is a disaster waiting to happen | Kenneth Roth
Troops are now patrolling Los Angeles. This is a disaster waiting to happen | Kenneth Roth
Troops are trained for war, where they can shoot to kill. Asking troops to police is an invitation to brutality
www.theguardian.com
June 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Taking bets:
1. When is the false flag attack?
2. Who carries it out?
3. Who do they pose as?
My money:
1. Within 30 days
2. Proud boys, 3 percenters or some Christo-fascist accelerationist cult I’ve never heard of
3. Latino gangs
1. When is the false flag attack?
2. Who carries it out?
3. Who do they pose as?
My money:
1. Within 30 days
2. Proud boys, 3 percenters or some Christo-fascist accelerationist cult I’ve never heard of
3. Latino gangs
God damn straight.
The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.
May 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
God damn straight.
It’s remarkable. China is just dominating autos now.
Imagine what their military grade machinery is like.
Imagine what their military grade machinery is like.
Xiaomi’s new YU7 spells trouble for Tesla in China
Xiaomi’s new YU7 spells trouble for Tesla in China
The refreshed Model Y is looking a little pale in comparison.
buff.ly
May 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It’s remarkable. China is just dominating autos now.
Imagine what their military grade machinery is like.
Imagine what their military grade machinery is like.
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ICYMI: “Charles lies, people die!”
@climatedefiance.bsky.social crashed a Charles Koch award ceremony to shame him for being at the root of climate crisis denialism.
@climatedefiance.bsky.social crashed a Charles Koch award ceremony to shame him for being at the root of climate crisis denialism.
May 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
ICYMI: “Charles lies, people die!”
@climatedefiance.bsky.social crashed a Charles Koch award ceremony to shame him for being at the root of climate crisis denialism.
@climatedefiance.bsky.social crashed a Charles Koch award ceremony to shame him for being at the root of climate crisis denialism.
Who is that kneeling? Idk what’s more revolting… the guy kneeling or the guy basking in the worship
May 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Who is that kneeling? Idk what’s more revolting… the guy kneeling or the guy basking in the worship
Fellas, is basic accounting and price transparency woke?
REPORTER: Amazon will soon display a number next to the price of each product that shows how much the Trump tariffs are adding. Isn't that a perfect demonstration that it's the American consumer who is paying for these policies?
LEAVITT: This is a hostile and political act by Amazon.
LEAVITT: This is a hostile and political act by Amazon.
April 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Fellas, is basic accounting and price transparency woke?
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing (Remastered)
YouTube video by Leo Sayer - Topic
music.youtube.com
April 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM