Someone’s getting cancelled

The whole city loves fountains, lovely public art that makes splashing noisies

*5 seconds later*

We regret to inform you that those public fountains were turned off because they don't recirculate and waste a fuckton of drinking water during summer droughts

The mayor's budget task force didn't find the big easy changes the mayor naively expected, so they're just gonna Leroy Jenkins into austerity cuts rather than accept the problems were bigger and harder than they thought

I'll never understand how that number is in double digits.

Is it too off season for a spirit Halloween joke?
It’s likely too late for a spirit Halloween joke 😔

To be fair the Amazon site has never been a looker.