I love how this process is self-reinforcing. They have a good reputation for turning guys around, so they can sign more sought-after guys, so the success rate improves, and on and on.

Next up: Cosmetologist carbon dating

Totally. I liked the series when I played years ago, but that was pretty inexplicable. But on the upside, it’s always fun to have Stephen Fry in your next game!

He’s listed in the cast on the IMDb page! So you may get your second wish…

Should they just decline that option now?

Truthfully, the sooner we stop thinking of it as ”college” sports and more as “minor league“ sports, the better we’ll be. There’s really no connection between the players and the larger student body or traditions any longer.