Noga Beans
@toddsleaving.bsky.social
For an urban boy on a dirty tour, I never felt so clean… 🟥⬜️⬛️🟨
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these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
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“Post-liberalism” means two things:
1) I like the fascism, but I don’t think of myself as the sort of person who’d be into something so uncouth.
2) The woke made me do it, but since everyone’s opposed to liberty now, why don’t we acknowledge that some races, genders, and religions are lesser.
1) I like the fascism, but I don’t think of myself as the sort of person who’d be into something so uncouth.
2) The woke made me do it, but since everyone’s opposed to liberty now, why don’t we acknowledge that some races, genders, and religions are lesser.
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“Post-liberalism” means two things:
1) I like the fascism, but I don’t think of myself as the sort of person who’d be into something so uncouth.
2) The woke made me do it, but since everyone’s opposed to liberty now, why don’t we acknowledge that some races, genders, and religions are lesser.
1) I like the fascism, but I don’t think of myself as the sort of person who’d be into something so uncouth.
2) The woke made me do it, but since everyone’s opposed to liberty now, why don’t we acknowledge that some races, genders, and religions are lesser.
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FACT: If you Invested $12,500 in Melania Trump's memecoin scheme 11 months ago at its peak, you now have $118.
Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.
Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
FACT: If you Invested $12,500 in Melania Trump's memecoin scheme 11 months ago at its peak, you now have $118.
Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.
Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.
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There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
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BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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When MTG goes back to her old ways my “I told ya’s” are gonna be lit
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When MTG goes back to her old ways my “I told ya’s” are gonna be lit
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Long live the sandwich tosser!
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Long live the sandwich tosser!
Tomorrow is my last day of hearing "I AM SPEAKING!" ads... oh well...
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tomorrow is my last day of hearing "I AM SPEAKING!" ads... oh well...
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Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
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“They’ve got money for ICE and golden ballrooms but not for hungry families” is so easy it’s almost funny
Johnson: Snap benefits is a unique situation. I got a summary of the legal analysis…the contingency funds are not legally available to cover the benefits right now
October 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“They’ve got money for ICE and golden ballrooms but not for hungry families” is so easy it’s almost funny
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In the DC area, ABC did
NOT air Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Here are the commercials that aired on ABC in Kimmel's time slot.
I won't be spending a single dollar on any of these products/services:
Wendy's
Sketchers
Kia
Jeep
Cirque du Soliel
Safestep Walk In Tubs
AMP Sales &
Marketing Solutions
NOT air Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Here are the commercials that aired on ABC in Kimmel's time slot.
I won't be spending a single dollar on any of these products/services:
Wendy's
Sketchers
Kia
Jeep
Cirque du Soliel
Safestep Walk In Tubs
AMP Sales &
Marketing Solutions
September 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
In the DC area, ABC did
NOT air Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Here are the commercials that aired on ABC in Kimmel's time slot.
I won't be spending a single dollar on any of these products/services:
Wendy's
Sketchers
Kia
Jeep
Cirque du Soliel
Safestep Walk In Tubs
AMP Sales &
Marketing Solutions
NOT air Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Here are the commercials that aired on ABC in Kimmel's time slot.
I won't be spending a single dollar on any of these products/services:
Wendy's
Sketchers
Kia
Jeep
Cirque du Soliel
Safestep Walk In Tubs
AMP Sales &
Marketing Solutions
Might go crazy and OD on Tylenol today....
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Might go crazy and OD on Tylenol today....
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So many coverups.
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Homan tapes.
Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Homan tapes.
Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.
September 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
So many coverups.
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Homan tapes.
Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Homan tapes.
Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.
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I will break the rules of this account and speak personally as an admin. I'm in my 70s. I'm a hacker. My family defected from Romania to the Netherlands. They left me behind. There was no legal way to get out. My parents fled the country, and left me behind, to escape. They received amnesty. [1/9]
September 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I will break the rules of this account and speak personally as an admin. I'm in my 70s. I'm a hacker. My family defected from Romania to the Netherlands. They left me behind. There was no legal way to get out. My parents fled the country, and left me behind, to escape. They received amnesty. [1/9]
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I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
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The Soothingly Blue Ridge Mountains
September 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The Soothingly Blue Ridge Mountains
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So if you assault an officer with a flagpole, taser or bear spray, you get praised and might even get the Air Force to honor you.
But if you throw a sandwich at an officer, they keep trying to come up with new charges for you when the grand jury tells you to fuck off with the felony charges.
But if you throw a sandwich at an officer, they keep trying to come up with new charges for you when the grand jury tells you to fuck off with the felony charges.
August 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
So if you assault an officer with a flagpole, taser or bear spray, you get praised and might even get the Air Force to honor you.
But if you throw a sandwich at an officer, they keep trying to come up with new charges for you when the grand jury tells you to fuck off with the felony charges.
But if you throw a sandwich at an officer, they keep trying to come up with new charges for you when the grand jury tells you to fuck off with the felony charges.
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that summit could've been an email
August 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
that summit could've been an email
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There would be an immediate cease fire if Russia immediately ceases firing.
August 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There would be an immediate cease fire if Russia immediately ceases firing.