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@toddturner.bsky.social
Lawyer, would like to be an author. 📕 Go USAFA 💙
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Finally, a good 📕 bio:

When he found out congressmen don’t read any of the letters they receive, Thule Taaffe decided to start writing humorous political satire. Like so many great American authors, Thule now writes for personal pleasure, and for beer money.
#books
#booksky
#GreatAuthors
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I hate to brag, but I just learned that the building where I work has been re-named “The Turner Building.” I had nothing to do with this, but I am very honored.
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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EXCITING NEWS: The government shutdown will not prevent me from having my first author event! 📕
#books
#HilariousBooks
#TaxDollars

wordsworthbookstore.com/event/2025-1...
Thule Taaffe Author Event
Welcome to our new website! We're excited to see you. *** RETURNING USERS WILL NEED TO RESET THEIR PASSWORD FOR THIS NEW SITE. CLICK HERE TO RESET YOUR PASSWORD.***
wordsworthbookstore.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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My great-great-great-grandfather, James Kearney Taaffe was born on this day in 1830.
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks
August 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Time to get ready for football season.
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PurpleHullPress.com
#booksky
August 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Time to get ready for football season.
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PurpleHullPress.com
August 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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With the release of my third book,📕I’d like to thank my literary team:

💥 Author— me
💥 Editor— me
💥 Agent— me
💥 Exec. Asst— me
💥 Marketing— N/A
💥 Research— me
💥 Legal— me

🙏 Thanks to all of you heroes.
July 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
June 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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My social media posts are like my novels. 📕📕 Incredibly clever, yet lightly read.
#Authors
#BannedBooks
PurpleHullPress.com
Purple Hull Press | Author Thule Taaffe
Purple Hull Press is where Southern charm meets storytelling! As the home of seventh-generation Arkansan Thule Taaffe, we’re all about serving up bold, unique tales with a side of humor and heart. Get...
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May 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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A whopping 76 percent oppose significant cuts to Medicaid.

The tax bill that Republicans ultimately pass — public opinion be damned — will make life more difficult for millions of low-income Americans.

Here’s everything you need to know ⤵️
Trump's Plan to Kick Millions of Americans Off Medicaid, Explained
Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress are imposing massive cuts to Medicaid in order to fund tax breaks for the richest Americans.
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May 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Big news for Pulaski County politics: Wendell Griffen, the retired circuit judge and vocal activist for progressive causes, will run for Pulaski County judge in 2026. He'll challenge incumbent Barry Hyde, who said he's running for a 5th term in 2026.

arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
Former circuit judge Wendell Griffen is running for Pulaski County judge - Arkansas Times
Wendell Griffen will challenge incumbent Barry Hyde for the Pulaski County chief executive position in 2026.
arktimes.com
May 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Let me get this straight, the US govt is rewarding Syria and punishing Harvard?
#Yikes
#Whoa
May 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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If you take a couple of hours to read my books, you’ll be just as dismayed as I am that they did not win Pulitzer Prizes.
May 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I don’t think autism is preventable, but ignorance is.
April 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I’m considering withholding billions of dollars from Harvard unless they start saying good things about my books.
#books
#billions
April 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Readers: It’s OFFICIAL— no animals were injured in the making of my books. Not only are the books at PurpleHullPress.com hilarious, they are also vegan-friendly!
#WritingCommunity
#readers
#booksky
March 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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📕 SALES NEWS:
The # of 📕 📕 I’ve sold is now officially HIGHER than the # of moons around Saturn; but is still LOWER than the # of Americans with measles.
#funnybooks
#books
#Vax&Read
PurpleHullPress.com
April 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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“Trout couldn't tell one politician from another one. They were all formlessly enthusiastic chimpanzees to him. He wrote a story one time about an optimistic chimpanzee who became President of the United States.”
April 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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YIKES! 😬 The president’s tariff on Heard and McDonald Islands is gonna hurt my sales. I fear that none of the readers in the HAM islands will get the chance to read my awesome books 📕
#books
#HAMislands
#stephenking
April 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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In this mad, absurd, and raving world, I find Vonnegut a writer appropriate for our times.

I wasn’t particularly a fan when I was younger, but I now find myself reading more and more of him.
March 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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💡HUGE NEWS-- Since I have no marketing strategy, I’m now asking national security officials to include excerpts from my books when they send top-secret, classified messages. That will expose my books to MILLIONS of people all over the world!📕
PurpleHullPress.com
#books
#marketing
March 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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One of my readers said my book made her laugh so hard she spit up some omelette. 🍳 I told her she has nothing to complain about if she’s wealthy enough to buy eggs.
#eggcellent
#booksky
March 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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When a tornado damages the local Rebel statue, it creates hilarious turmoil in a town down south.
My second book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com
March 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Somewhere, Jeff Bezos is angrily clicking “track shipment” to see what happened to his new editorial page.
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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“There I was in late middle age, cut loose in a thoroughly looted, bankrupt nation whose assets had been sold off to foreigners, a nation swamped by unchecked plagues and superstition and illiteracy and hypnotic TV, with virtually no health services for the poor. Where to go? What to do?”

(HP 1990)
February 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM