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Laura
@tofumousse.bsky.social
sensual but boring, a hard-core junkie when it comes to tactile beauty // they/them
my primary goal in the next two weeks before my work closes for the holidays is to get as many of my coworkers as possible to watch carol
December 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
taking the big comfy leather couches out of the baroque room…the national gallery’s greatest* crime
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
okay i was definitely planning to go to the cloisters on my new york trip next month - even before i knew about the “spectrum of desire” show - but to find out that the show includes this!!! hello!!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
something i think is so beautiful about montreal is that there are significantly more “homoflexible” than “heteroflexible” people on feeld
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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do you like waiting a reaaaalllly long time to see dirty little lesbians have unusual sex? baby have I ever got the story for you.
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November 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
in my utopia all thrift stores will have those little half carts that they have at some grocery stores
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
it’s so important when you’re almost 30 to start having takes like “marquee moon is one of the greatest albums of all time”
October 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i think this is the year i go as john waters for halloween
September 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
on an etsy home decor kick. tempted to spend $100 on this vase that looks like my weird cat
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
ebay switching where the “my eBay” button is on the app is an attack on me specifically
September 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
okay turns out like every major museum has a show i want to see over the winter. ruth asawa and helen frankenthaler at moma. medieval "love sex and gender" at the cloisters. hello.
what if i went to new york over christmas break to see the rimbaud in new york show at the leslie lohman. i think i deserve that.
September 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Fuzzy’s
Deary, ID
September 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
what if i went to new york over christmas break to see the rimbaud in new york show at the leslie lohman. i think i deserve that.
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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June 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
google how to tell if my cat is gay
September 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Georgia O'Keeffe, Farmhouse Window and Door, October 1929 #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134942
September 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
the "industry night" a friend took me to the other night was vaguely sports/jerseys themed and there was a guy there with glasses wearing a bandana around his head and i wanted to ask him so badly if he was doing a david foster wallace -> tennis thing but. he left before i could.
September 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
coming on here to make a hater post. obviously i'm very intrigued by this collection but this cover sucks sooooo bad.
September 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
a sadder story than baby shoes never worn
August 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“anthony bourdain’s parts unknown” would be a great name for a drag king
August 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reposted by Laura
Four covers, 1961-1963
Contract: The trade magazine of space planning and furnishing
New York

Source (and 275 other digitized issues from 1961-2007): Contract Collection via @archive.org; archive.org/details/usmo...
May 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hey guys. should i spend about $500 on 11 dtwof postcards
May 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
every day i feel thankful that i adopted a cat who simply LOVES being played like the bongos
May 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i could feasibly reach a point this year where every single one of my work shirts is a jenny holzer shirt
May 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM