toiletbroccoli.bsky.social
@toiletbroccoli.bsky.social
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
When Harry Met Scooby
January 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Art by • Mike Sass
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The masculine urge to be suddenly bathed in shadow, spin around, and shout "IT'S THE BAT"
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Jay and Silent Bob are Garfield and Odie for millennials.
October 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If I could go back in time, I'd make a Doom movie starring Pat Sajak going by looks alone.
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Stephen King should write Horror stories.
September 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Footjob with Koopa the Quick
August 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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on the road to QUAKECON
August 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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i forgot how much HeroQuest owns
August 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
More like Dickpull and Wankapeen (2024).
July 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"The first morning passed, and the first afternoon, then the first shift back at work. Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not. Time takes it all, time bears it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again."
July 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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memes for no one
July 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I feel like I don't remember the Biden presidency. All I know is the Trump presidency. No Obama, no Bush, no Clinton. Since I was in first grade my whole fucking life has been pledging allegiance to the Trump presidency. I now pledge allegiance to every dead end job I've ever had. This is it.
June 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
For some reason, every now and then, I revisit Stephen King's interview on Craig Ferguson from twelve years ago. The one for The Wind Through the Keyhole. Both of them talking about Jungian archetypes just sticks in my head.
June 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Doctors' best guess is I got cancer in 2015. We didn't know until 2023.
A deep vein thrombosis, pulmonary embolism, year of tests and chemo with two months of radiation ended with me in remission.
But the bills remain, and keep growing.
Every dollar helps.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-owen-...
May 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
DOOM: The Dilf Ages
April 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Alan Moore Watches All 17 Seasons of Yu-Gi-Oh!
April 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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weird ear pain possibly from compacted wax, stomach issues from omeprazole weaning, accidentally got too high yesterday and woke up with hangover grog, GtG mass layoffs, political hellscape, the animals are leaving, the aliens aren't contacting us
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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all the people that were asking if they could just enjoy board games without bringing politics into it are in for a treat
April 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Owen is good people. Please help if you can!
We shrunk the cancer into remission.
The bills are still growing.
On top of bills I'm still paying off and new ones that show up, I have to come up with funds for port removal surgery, MRIs and colonoscopies to make sure it stays gone, and more.
Every $ helps.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-owen-...
April 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM