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tokis-aquarium.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
important message to all bluesky users
cillian Murphy in peaky blinders show pointing in young men's faces in smoky industrial kitchen (guessing room from background details I'm not sure) yelling originally no fighting no fucking fighting, edited caption says no posting that you can go to jail over, no fucking posting that you can go to jail over.
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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dukesmayobowl.bsky.social
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January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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wholesomememe.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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avatarsarny.bsky.social
little did we know that adam driver was out here writing the mother of all fix-it fics for literal years. captain of the reylo ship i salute thee
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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samitron.bsky.social
Kind of funny how this guy is so simple in design yet he’s one of the most iconic and quotable characters in adult animation
October 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
tokis-aquarium.bsky.social
Got to ride Star Tours recently with my daughter. We got the cool sequence with Crait, and during that scene Hux pops up on the screen. This led to the following quotes from my daughter - enjoy!

"Out here celebrating my favorite lesbian, General Armitage Hux"

"WHO NAMES THEIR CHILD ARMITAGE???"
July 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
tokis-aquarium.bsky.social
Well, got a rejection letter from a job I was excited for. Had interviews that I thought went really well, was sent a bunch of info on relocating - and then they said I scored too low on a standardized test they gave me. Just got that awful "your skills aren't a good fit for us" rejection email.
May 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
tokis-aquarium.bsky.social
@bradwhipple.bsky.social Hey I went to a theater to see Minecraft, and when I ordered a regular popcorn they gave it to me in a Paddington in Peru metal bucket, and I thought of you. Would you have any interest in this? I will send it to you no charge if you'd like, let me know if you want photos.
April 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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catbus.phd
the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......
Will Riker wall clock where the hour and minute hands are his legs
March 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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rianjohnson.bsky.social
PEOPLE OF BLUESKY! Ahhhhhh, it smells good here. Behold a trailer for season 2 of Poker Face! It’s gonna be a good one. May 8th on the almighty Peacock!
March 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
Fell to my knees in agony at my first sight of the court at the Big 12 Tournament, which is covered baseline to baseline in the Roman numeral “XII” thousands of times
A grey basketball court with tiny white Roman numerals XII, each about one foot in length, written over and over and over and over again, covering every inch of the court A zoomed in look at the XII pattern, which, I cannot stress this enough, covers every inch of the court
March 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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marspidermonkey.bsky.social
I almost forgot that in addition to World Bonobo Day and Valentine’s Day, today is also the anniversary of when the Native Hawaiians killed the British colonizer Captain Cook!
February 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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gutlesswonder.bsky.social
Skeeting this nearly 5-year-old (!) illustration into the bluesky in honor of ❤️ Valentine’s Day ❤️ #reyloart #thelastjedi #romancenovel
Romance novel cover for “The Last Jedi” a film by Rian Johnson. Spoof on the iconic Robert McGinnis cover for “Tender is the Storm” by Johanna Lindsay. Kylo Ren is stripped to the waist and clutching a swooning Rey, her chest roughly at height with his crotch; her face near his huge tiddies. Her poncho is falling off her shoulders and she has the Skywalker lightsaber in her hand. The background indicates she’s clearly on Ahch-To while Kylo is in on a spaceship, implying a Force Bond. There’s a tagline caption that reads “When a woman searches for belonging, she finds it in the most unexpected place…”
February 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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jennalevine.bsky.social
I am over the moon excited to finally share with you the cover of ROAD TRIP WITH A VAMPIRE, the third and final book in the MY VAMPIRES series! Once again, @gutlesswonder.bsky.social has created a work of art. I have been staring at it nonstop ever since it landed in my inbox before the holidays.
Cover for ROAD TRIP WITH A VAMPIRE on a gradient blue background. The publication date of October 14, 2025 is at the bottom.
January 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Who run the world?
A screenshot of a tweet by Matthew Chapman that reads: "Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female. All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation." Below the tweet is a section of a document labeled "The White House," defining "female" and "male" based on reproductive cells and critiquing "gender ideology."
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
tokis-aquarium.bsky.social
OK, now to see if the Duck mascot for Oregon can somehow punch Brutus the Buckeye during this game lol
January 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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sickoscommittee.org
Work it, Ched Z.
December 31, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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ekuadam.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi Seems like the Cheeze It’s Bowl has issued a challenge. How will the Pop Tarts bowl top this next year? My guess is, they have someone’s funeral pre game (or post game)
December 31, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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geektyrant.com
🎉 AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE premiered 24-years ago

A spin-off from SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST, where the main characters first appeared as detectives

Had a feature-length film adaptation titled AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE COLON MOVIE FILM FOR THEATERS, released in 2007 (and where the poster art is from)
A parody-style poster featuring characters from “Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” a surreal animated comedy series. The scene is an epic, over-the-top fantasy battle reminiscent of 1980s action-adventure movie posters. Front and center, Carl Brutananadilewski (voiced by Dave Willis) stands heroically, rocking his signature tank top, gold chain, and flip-flops while wielding a knife. His pose screams, “I have no idea what’s going on, but I’m committed!” Beside him, a scantily clad woman clings to his leg, looking equal parts terrified and confused—probably wondering how she ended up in this situation. To Carl’s left, Meatwad (also voiced by Dave Willis), the lovable and dimwitted meatball, brandishes a chainsaw with a grin that says, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this!” Frylock (voiced by Carey Means), with his glowing fries and angry eyebrows, hovers menacingly behind Carl, ready to shoot lasers out of his fries. Meanwhile, Master Shake (voiced by Dana Snyder), looking dapper with a belt of grenades and a crossbow, strikes a pose that says, “I’m here, and I brought accessories.” The background features an erupting volcano, ominous clouds, and monstrous creatures with sharp teeth—because no apocalyptic fantasy is complete without dragons and demons. One beast is being casually sliced apart by a massive circular saw, suggesting the Aqua Teens are leaving chaos in their wake. The mood? Pure, chaotic, action-packed absurdity with a sprinkle of retro sci-fi flair. It’s the kind of scene that promises explosions, bad decisions, and Carl complaining about property damage. Fans of the show will recognize the humor instantly—because saving the world was never part of their job description.
December 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
tokis-aquarium.bsky.social
Daria. Lol
December 24, 2024 at 12:45 PM