Michelle A. Rodrigues 🐒
@marspidermonkey.bsky.social
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Primatologist. Biological anthropologist. Recovering academic. Mammal Madness fan. Dog mom to the cutest rescue dog. Expertise in social relationships and stress in monkeys, apes, & humans, and the systemic inequities in academia & science. She/her
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Starting a pinned thread of book reviews! This is the review for Apes on the Edge, by Jill Pruetz!
marspidermonkey.bsky.social
Time for a book review! Starting out with Apes on the Edge: Chimpanzee Life on the West African Savanna by Jill Pruetz (University of Chicago Press, 2025)! (1/11)
🧪🦊 #Primates #Booksky #ScienceBooks #BookReview
The book "Apes on the Edge: Chimpanzee Life on the West African Savanna" by Jill Pruetz on a colorful background. The cover is a picture of a young adorable chimpanzee hanging from a vine about a pool of water, with his lips just touching the ater and his reflection mirriored in the rippled pool Profile view of boxer mix, in front of colorful coffee table stacked with books.
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faineg.bsky.social
You know how there’s been this big push towards encouraging older people to do puzzles, cognitive games, and to learn new things to keep them from succumbing to dementia?

Wonder where that’s gonna go with the rise of “outsource your cognitive functions to AI, it’ll be convenient” culture
steveisdamages.bsky.social
Cognition is like strength. Use is required to not just gain, but maintain. The more thinking and cognitive work we offload, the duller we become as a result.

It's like deciding you'll use a mobility scooter without need and then figuring out a year later that you can no longer walk.
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thetattooedprof.bsky.social
I mean, inject this straight into my veins. This is the good stuff.
legalcat.bsky.social
Chicago Fire Department chased ICE out of a neighborhood yesterday.
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rikibeth.bsky.social
I’ve been formulating a theory that the midcentury popularity of diet pills was why nobody even CONSIDERED that adult women might have ADHD
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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emptywheel.bsky.social
Stephen Miller is murdering Venezuelans and Colombians in cold blood bc he believes it helps his propaganda campaign to paint Latinos as dangerous.

www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
Stephen Miller views the air strikes as an opportunity to paint immigrants as a dangerous menace, according to one of the White House officials.
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clairewillett.bsky.social
I remain fascinated, purely as a matter of gossipy curiosity, about whatever MAGA world drama is going on behind the scenes with this one. she's always been out for #1 and among the worst team players the human mind can conceive, but everyone seems mad at her and she's mad at them in a fresh new way
atrupar.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene on polls showing Republicans are getting blamed for the shutdown: "I'm not putting the blame on the president. I'm actually putting the the blame on the Speaker and Leader Thune in the Senate. This should not be happening ... we control the House & Senate & have the WH."
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abhw.bsky.social
*polite Presbyterian cough*
Hot Pastor.
beyerstein.bsky.social
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls  while praying outside an ICE facility.
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cyberotters.bsky.social
You're in luck, ladies, he's actually Protestant.
beyerstein.bsky.social
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls  while praying outside an ICE facility.
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paulrosenberg.bsky.social
A tiny ray of abstract reasoning breaks through in the GOP.
A sign of the apocalypse, perhaps???
aawayne.bsky.social
“Oklahomans would lose their mind if Pritzker in Illinois sent troops down to Oklahoma during the Biden administration.”

The Republican chair of the National Governors Association breaks with Trump.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...
Oklahoma’s Republican Governor Criticizes National Guard Deployment in Chicago
www.nytimes.com
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espiers.bsky.social
Bezos-ism at its finest. The Pope’s “divisive” take is that Christians should take care of the poor and the vulnerable. Which does offend greedy people, I suppose?
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paleofuture.bsky.social
give me a prize for how peaceful i am or i'm going to fucking destroy you
newsguy.bsky.social
The Guardian- The US president may impose tariffs, demand higher NATO contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says, if on Friday he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. www.theguardian.com/world/202...
Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize
US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says
www.theguardian.com
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
Anybody wanna go on a quest
book-historia.bsky.social
Which leads me to an absolutely desperate plea: is there anyone in Japan who can collect this bag (not from Oshima [probably from Kyoto]) for us and send us the contents?
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cocchino.bsky.social
"Faculty members are uncertain whether discussing scientifically-accepted concepts in their disciplines, such as biological intersex conditions, historical gender systems in various cultures, or legal frameworks governing sex discrimination, could result in termination." #TXHigherEd #AcademicBluesky
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ericmgarcia.bsky.social
This should not work for any other member of Congress, particularly one who is 82. But somehow it fits DeLauro.
delauro.house.gov
Leaning into the witchy allegations hoping to catch your attention.

Healthcare is on the line, it doesn't take a psychic to see that.
marspidermonkey.bsky.social
And Southern IL is full of sundown towns.
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leftistlawyer.com
Heading way downstate to defend an eviction tomorrow. Stopped for gas in a red county and the gas station attendant was saying "there are no more hot guys because the Democrats made them all transgender."
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ladysummoner.bsky.social
You procrastinate, and then you write the fucking paper the way the gods and nature intended. Several hours before it's due, high off either caffeine, nicotine, sugar, drugs, and PANIC.

Fuck AI.
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Working from home with this view. Productivity: 2%. Serenity: 100%.
My backyard pond just after sunrise on a chilly fall morning, surrounded by tall grasses and trees with autumn foliage. The sky is filled with soft pink, purple and orange clouds reflecting on the calm water, creating a peaceful and scenic view.