Jennifer Thorvig
@absurdities.bsky.social
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absurdities.bsky.social
😂 I don't have any video of *me* making it, but this is the tutorial I followed. It's remarkably simple, for the most part.

youtu.be/ACoa_evquo4?...
Kaleidocycle Summer Bead Along - Part 1
YouTube video by offthebeadedpath
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
New Yorkers know Attorney General James for who she is: a champion for justice who fights relentlessly for the people. Donald Trump knows her only as an obstacle to his corruption.

My full statement:
New Yorkers know Attorney General James for who she is: a champion for justice who fights relentlessly for the people. Donald Trump knows her only as an obstacle to his corruption.

No one should be surprised that Donald Trump is employing fascist tactics—prosecuting his opponents, weaponizing the federal government, and attacking the very fabric of our democracy. And Trump should not be surprised when millions of Americans stand up to his authoritarianism and his greed.

If Trump wants to leverage baseless charges to visit political retribution on New York’s Attorney General, he’ll have to go through New Yorkers first. The Attorney General has had our back, time and again. We have hers.
absurdities.bsky.social
BREAKING: all cis women are autistic
absurdities.bsky.social
Thank you! It's been a lot of fun to make.
absurdities.bsky.social
Thanks! It's amazingly simple components, just hinged together. This was my first one, but definitely won't be the last.
absurdities.bsky.social
It's a super fun project, all the way around. 😊
absurdities.bsky.social
Thank you so much! I've been posting occasional updates about it and just did the final one. It was a fun project. bsky.app/profile/absu...
absurdities.bsky.social
Final kaleidocycle update: She's done.

People always ask so, it's 6,126 beads.
🪡 🧵 🧶

#beading #beadweaving #crafting #craftiverse
absurdities.bsky.social
The second face is gold, bronze, and brown tones with arrow, triangle, and stripe patterns. The third face is concentric triangles of gold, white, and 3 shades of red. The fourth face is a flower in shades of pink and purple with white accents. Green sections on the outer edges imply leaves.
absurdities.bsky.social
I'm not seeing the alt text for the vid, so just in case:

A kaleidocycle, or turning toy, being turned by pushing on the outer edges of the toy. There are 4 hexagonal faces with symmetrical, mostly abstract designs.

The first face is abstract swirls in green, blue, and purple tones. (cont.)
absurdities.bsky.social
Final kaleidocycle update: She's done.

People always ask so, it's 6,126 beads.
🪡 🧵 🧶

#beading #beadweaving #crafting #craftiverse
absurdities.bsky.social
Crafting that's detailed enough that I have to focus.
A kaleidocycle (turning toy) made from seed beads woven into a pattern. The face that is visible is a hexagon with a design in red, gold, and white tones. It has arches pointing toward the center of the hexagon. The same face of the kaleidocycle is now turned in the opposite direction. Instead of arches the design is now concentric triangles centered in the middle of the hexagonal face.
absurdities.bsky.social
Babe, I'm thrilled that this was zero waste and I am just a city girl ...

... but that is neither hay nor bales.

xo -- the granddaughter of farmers who fed a lot of cows, stacked a lot of square bales, and slid down a lot of round bales
farmaid.org
We were very proud to learn this week that Farm Aid 40, which took place last month in Minneapolis, was the first-ever Zero Waste event at Huntington Bank Stadium! That means we reached a 90% diversion rate.

In these photos, hay bales are donated to a local farmer:
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tom.eastman.nz
The risk of Americans learning their OWN history is just too high.
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
absurdities.bsky.social
Friendly reminder that SART isn't just, "let's build a safe trail for everyone," it's part of necessary public works projects to replace 100-year-old water/sewer lines.

The nimbys have made it all about bikes, but the trail just makes it a comprehensive plan.

Summit's getting dug up, regardless.
robingarwood.bsky.social
I will not be ranking Kaohly Her for mayor of Saint Paul.

Asked about the Summit Ave regional trail, she said a bunch of critical nonsense capped by “I will look at the project and reevaluate it.”

I agree with Adam Dullinger: that was such a bullshit answer.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
St. Paul’s mayoral candidates diverge on Summit Ave. bike trail
Asked about a long-proposed protected bike trail along Summit Avenue, state Rep. Kaohly Her told a wall-to-wall audience that she was not ready to call for its cancellation, but she was skeptical of t...
www.yahoo.com
absurdities.bsky.social
Go get stabbed again, folks.
bachynski.bsky.social
A study of nearly 300,000 people published today in the New England Journal of Medicine found “that last season’s 2024–2025 mRNA COVID vaccines reduced people’s risk of emergency department visits by 29 percent, their risk of hospitalizations by 39 percent and their risk of death by 64 percent.”
Annual COVID Vaccines Save Lives, New Study Shows
A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination
www.scientificamerican.com
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esqueer.net
ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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jamescdownie.bsky.social
In unrelated news, here's @juliesulabor.bsky.social writing for @msnbc.com about how Amazon mistreats its package handlers and delivery drivers: www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
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sabrinarina.bsky.social
Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.
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miawong.bsky.social
Literally they've shot two people in Chicago alone, we're all unbelievably fortunate the woman they shot last fucking weekend survived

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
vickyacab.bsky.social
I know there's a lot to keep up with but someone has ALREADY been killed by ICE in Chicago, its not a theoretical question, and folks are dying in ICE detention and being disappeared constantly, when you say "someone's gonna get killed" youre actually washing the blood from their hands 😘✌️
absurdities.bsky.social
Okay, but let's challenge him to all the push-up contests, because every moment he's trying to show off is one when he's not actively instigating more harm.

He's never going to help. Push-ups are as good as we'll get.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
"Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia" should be how Democrats begin every single comment to reporters these days.
ericmgarcia.bsky.social
Ruben Gallego on whether Trump is talking to Democrats:

“Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia, so I think there's a he's probably talking to himself, or think he's talking to a Democrat, but I sincerely doubt that that's actually he's actually physically talking to a Democrat.“