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Jennifer Thorvig
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SHORT VERSION: If you’re feeling safe enough, we absolutely need you to show up for DFL precinct caucuses on February 3rd to help elect people at every level of government who will fight this federal occupation of Minnesota. Find your caucus: dfl.org/caucus/

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January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Do not underestimate how much this context adds to these arrests for Minnesotans.

We lost one of our treasured leaders last year because she was tragically murdered and the tactics are being repeated. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.

DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Here's how it works:

1. Make a donation to ***ANY*** of the MN rent funds or ***ANY*** Minnesotan who is in need of rent. You know someone who's in need and has a Venmo? Great, it's fastest and we are all about trust right now.

Find a bunch of rent funds here: www.standwithminnesota.com#mutualaid
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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HEY I AM DOING A FUNDRAISER FOR MINNESOTA RENT FUNDS

AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX

THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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MN Republicans need to answer questions about Renee and Alex at every turn. They have the power to stop this!
Where do Minnesota Republicans stand on immigration and the Good and Pretti killings? Sahan asked all 112 Republicans in the Legislature, gubernatorial race and Congress.

Written by @bzosiad.bsky.social, Joey Peters, Cynthia Tu and Katelyn Vue
Here’s where Minnesota Republicans stand on immigration, Good and Pretti killings
Here's where 112 Minnesota Republicans in the Legislature, governor’s race and Congress stand on immigration, Renee Good and Alex Pretti.
sahanjournal.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Among other demands for lawmakers to make is that Palantir and every executive be blacklisted from ever working with the government forever
There was, in MN, a palpable, constant sense of fear that could even feel like paranoia from people engaged in civil resistance. Here’s why:

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/t...
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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ICE are running around in the streets using facial recognition on random people and telling anyone filming them they're a domestic terrorist and Democrats solution is to equip every ICE agent with their very own body-worn surveillance camera
January 29, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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apparently you can sue the federal government for ten billion dollars if you think they've violated your rights and I think everyone should go ahead and do that.
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Eight hours after Homan's press conference, my kids' school went into code yellow and were held inside past release time because of ICE vehicles in the area. Maybe they were just looking to abduct children in a more professional, targeted manner, though.
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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I wish healthy people understood that if you develop a medical condition that doctors don’t understand, you’re gonna be TREATED BADLY BY DOCTORS. And there’s a widely circulating virus that leaves people with incurable medical conditions that doctors don’t understand.
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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There is a level of alarm coming from many great small businesses in Minneapolis & St. Paul that I haven’t heard since COVID.

This weekend - pick a locally-owned business or three that you love and go spend some money if you can. We’ve all got to look out for one another and they need our help.
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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DHS has a whole citizen detainment system set up in Minnesota. They snatch citizens off the street (often with proof they are citizens), detain them for a few hours, steal their phones, then release them into the cold.

It ain’t about deporting citizens; it’s about terrorizing a whole population.
‘Abolish ICE’ has become an increasingly popular position and people are being shot in the streets over it why the fuck would you dillweeds roll over like this. Especially given that citizenship is much more friable than people think it is this is not as protective as dems want it to look.
January 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Hey y’all! The French Hen in St. Paul is hoping to support 5 employees who have been impacted by the federal government. These funds will help their employees with rent and bills during these hard times.

Venmo: @ HENSOLIDARITYFUND
January 30, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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The guy who makes funny doctor videos (who actually is an ophthalmologist) just made a couple on pepper spray generally and with contacts. We live in weird times.
What To Do If You Get Pepper Sprayed
YouTube video by Dr. Glaucomflecken
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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I want people to understand Columbia Heights as a first ring suburb of working class Minnesotans. It has my favorite Palestinian grocery, one of the best Mexican ones, a huge Indian grocery store, an East Asian store I haven't tried yet because there are so many, and a Palestinian sweets store.
January 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Y'know, I kept my mouth shut through 2015/16, and knocked on thousands of fucking doors for her, BECAUSE THE ALTERNATIVE WAS THIS, but I feel totally free to say at this point, I HATE Hillary Clinton.

I HATE HER. I'VE HATED HER SINCE SHE STOOD IN THE SENATE AND ARGUED WE SHOULD INVADE IRAQ.

HATE
Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place.”

Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"

Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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My friend Jake’s dad got shot in the face with a flashbang by ICE and has to have reconstructive jaw surgery.
Donate to Support Leon’s Recovery and Community Aid, organized by Ryan Virden
In the hours after Alex Pretti was murdered by Border Patrol agents in South Min… Ryan Virden needs your support for Support Leon’s Recovery and Community Aid
www.gofundme.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Tuesday, friends.

If you don't know where your caucus will be (fair!): caucusfinder.sos.mn.gov

#draftEMQ
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Dumping people has always been a brutal law enforcement sport; doing it in this weather could be a lethal one. (David is responding to Jeffries deciding to take a stand against deporting citizens, which is not what they're doing; it's a catch, abuse, and release program when it's not lethal.)
DHS has a whole citizen detainment system set up in Minnesota. They snatch citizens off the street (often with proof they are citizens), detain them for a few hours, steal their phones, then release them into the cold.

It ain’t about deporting citizens; it’s about terrorizing a whole population.
‘Abolish ICE’ has become an increasingly popular position and people are being shot in the streets over it why the fuck would you dillweeds roll over like this. Especially given that citizenship is much more friable than people think it is this is not as protective as dems want it to look.
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM
My Instagram feed used to be a joyful respite of "talking" dogs and cats.

Now I can't get "Kristi Noem is a bird-legged ho" out of my head. Le sigh.
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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This! Seriously, if they did this instead of ask for funds for themselves, it would shift the balance in ways they seem unable to comprehend.
realizing that democrats could be using their ginormous fundraising apparatus to send out links to rent funds or even, hell, frontline orgs is just so annoying
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Amen. But the video adds a ton of power to the song.
Honestly, hard to watch the video for "Streets of Minneapolis." Seeing the last weeks all together here, the video clips and photos ... is a lot. It's really well done, but also awful.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDaP...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Neighborhood House food pantry west side of St. Paul is promoting giving El Burrito Mercado gift cards to Neighborhood House who will them buy El Burrito groceries for immigrants in need. Feeds people and supports the business. neighborhoodhousemn.org/immigrant-su...
Immigrant Support Statement - Neighborhood House
Neighborhood House has supported immigrants on St. Paul’s West Side and throughout the Twin Cities for over 128 years. From our origins as a settlement house for Jewish refugees fleeing persecution, w...
neighborhoodhousemn.org
January 30, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM