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An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
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January 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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There isn’t any indication that immigration activity has changed in Minneapolis. In fact, this afternoon, federal immigration agents began staging at Holy Rosary Catholic Church located in East Phillips. This activity is disgraceful and creates an unsafe environment for our neighbors. 1/
January 29, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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It’s really difficult & disorienting but the feds hit LA extremely hard today. There were kidnappings all over & reported cluster raids in Chinatown, East LA, Ktown. This list shows to 1130 AM but they haven’t stopped all day

Just because the media attention stopped doesn’t mean the abductions have
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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I will simply never recover from reading this sentence:

"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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A list of 96 violations compiled by judgeS. Plural. They’re all adding to it.
An extraordinary document. Read it.

“Attached to this order is an appendix that identifies 96 court orders that ICE has violated in 74 cases. … ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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the only thing missing from the minnesota flag is our new motto
TEXT STOP TO QUIT
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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For example the video yesterday of "ICE IS GASSING A DAY CARE RIGHT NOW!!" is the daycare right up the street from my house. I about shit my pants and raced out the door until I saw it was actually from Saturday. I already dealt with that daycare gassing, thank you. Please don't lie to me for likes
Definite uptick in Bluesky content aggregators taking legit clips regarding Minnesota from a few days or weeks ago and posting them without any sort of timestamp context, which gives the impression of them happening today, which then gets clicks. Be vigilant with what and how you share.
January 28, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Unfortunately we have to keep updating this thing...
MN ICE Watch Jan. 26-30: Daily Updates on the Deadly Federal Occupation of Minnesota - Racket
Another week, another mega blog of ICE-related headlines.
racketmn.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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A small change in tone and administrative reshuffling is not #justice for #Minnesota

#IceOut #rochmn #mn
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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If you need another anti-ICE protest song, here's a popular little number being shared around the parents patrolling schools in Minneapolis

parentpatrol.bandcamp.com/track/if-you...
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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“are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” has been knocking around my head all day
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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i just want to cry. i have literally just spent the last 6 hours responding to email after email of people begging for rent money or for me to point them in the direction of help, which does not exist.

please @governorwalz.mn.gov. we need an eviction moratorium. there is no other solution.
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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These are Minnesotans. We want them to come back. We want this to be a place they would want to return to.
Just visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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TIM WALZ JUST TEXTED ME TO FUNDRAISE FOR HIS LEGAL DEFENSE FUND WHEN I AM HEMORRHAGING MONEY SO MY NEIGHBORS DONT GET EVICTED BECAUSE THEY CANT LEAVE THEIR HOUSE TO WORK

GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
TIM
WALZ

EVICTION MORATORIUM NOW
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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I was just driving through my neighborhood and saw neighbors bringing two boxes full of groceries and hygiene supplies to someone who can’t leave their house. And @governorwalz.mn.gov is fundraising for his legal defense.
January 28, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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My neighbor just asked me, in Spanish, if there are fewer ICE around today, and I had to tell her no, I am so sorry, they are still everywhere. “Well, I still have to go to work. I have to pay for rent and food.” I didn’t know what to say to that, so I just said I am so sorry, again 💔
please remember that no matter how many “ICE is losing in MN” articles you read today, there is still a very real, urgent, ongoing crisis in Minnesota.

people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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My husband is working with a group delivering groceries to families from an overwhelmingly Hispanic school in Mpls. He will be buying groceries this Friday. $350 will finish covering their food needs for the week; if he raises more he will buy TP/laundry detergent. Venmo: Edward-Burke-MSP.
January 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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We’ve been on the streets all day with @bradlander.bsky.social and because we had so many patrols out, multiple abductions were prevented.

The world is looking to us for inspiration, and we will keep showing them how we show up for our neighbors.
January 28, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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This is a very good basic question
Can someone describe to me why @governorwalz.mn.gov hasn't declared a peacetime emergency in order to, among other things, allow for an eviction moratorium?

That's not rhetorical - I legitimately can't imagine the good-faith argument against doing this, especially given his other statements.
January 28, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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That's THREE Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota who have been attacked -- assaulted, shot, killed -- by Trump supporters in the last 7 months (and 60+ more were targeted for violence). That is the actual domestic terrorism.
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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ICE is all over Phillips today, doing Kavanaugh Stops among other things.

Just because the face changed doesn't mean they've changed a damn thing.
January 28, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Northfield is a town of 20,000 people in southeast #Minnesota, outside of the metro region. That 20,000 people includes two college populations. Agents in plain clothes raided a local bakery this morning, and masked agents continue to raid local apartment complexes. That's where we're at.
January 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM