The Garrett's mix doesn't taste as good as the cheese popcorn and caramel popcorn do individually.
January 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The Garrett's mix doesn't taste as good as the cheese popcorn and caramel popcorn do individually.
Be on the lookout for a couple of short-ish guys running around barefoot, one possibly bearing a ring
January 20, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Be on the lookout for a couple of short-ish guys running around barefoot, one possibly bearing a ring
I will also buy my quiet neighbor's house for double their asking price, and sell it for $1 to the second-biggest-loudest-obnoxiousest dog-owning family I can find
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I will also buy my quiet neighbor's house for double their asking price, and sell it for $1 to the second-biggest-loudest-obnoxiousest dog-owning family I can find
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I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
Reminds me of when David Broder died and a blogger, I forget which one, joked something like “To some he was the dean of the Washington press corps, to others he was a brain-eating cannibal. The truth of course was somewhere in the middle.”
January 19, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Reminds me of when David Broder died and a blogger, I forget which one, joked something like “To some he was the dean of the Washington press corps, to others he was a brain-eating cannibal. The truth of course was somewhere in the middle.”
now I’ll be disappointed with anything less than the Second Infocoming of Christ
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
now I’ll be disappointed with anything less than the Second Infocoming of Christ
the Nobel Peace Negotiable Instrument
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
the Nobel Peace Negotiable Instrument
Lunchables ought to be the preferred term because why should Cockneys be the only ones with rhyming slang
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Lunchables ought to be the preferred term because why should Cockneys be the only ones with rhyming slang
I’m pretty sure people mean the cartoonist but for comedy purposes I’m going to pretend they all had beef with the snowboarder
January 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I’m pretty sure people mean the cartoonist but for comedy purposes I’m going to pretend they all had beef with the snowboarder
I’ve also taken one of these falls where you instantly go from your feet on the ice to your tailbone on the ice, and I’m happy to tell you it hurts a lot
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I’ve also taken one of these falls where you instantly go from your feet on the ice to your tailbone on the ice, and I’m happy to tell you it hurts a lot
save me buff femme Jesus
January 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
save me buff femme Jesus
my headcanon is Erica's pie killed Derek's family (oops, anesthesia is hard) and that's why they're never seen again
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
my headcanon is Erica's pie killed Derek's family (oops, anesthesia is hard) and that's why they're never seen again
@codpiece is this true?
January 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
@codpiece is this true?
mountains
glaciers, as of this writing
no speed limits on the highway
can assault a reporter and still get elected to Congress
glaciers, as of this writing
no speed limits on the highway
can assault a reporter and still get elected to Congress
December 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
mountains
glaciers, as of this writing
no speed limits on the highway
can assault a reporter and still get elected to Congress
glaciers, as of this writing
no speed limits on the highway
can assault a reporter and still get elected to Congress
I dunno what "double jaw surgery" is, so I'll assume it gives you a mouth inside your mouth like a xenomorph
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I dunno what "double jaw surgery" is, so I'll assume it gives you a mouth inside your mouth like a xenomorph
It's a good thing Bob Saget is no longer alive because this video would have killed him
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It's a good thing Bob Saget is no longer alive because this video would have killed him