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Todopoderoso
@tollsuper.bsky.social
· Mar 7
Past me, buying honey in a squeezeable bottle: Haha fuck yeah!
Present me: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
Present me: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
my “if I ever win the lottery” dream is to sell my house for $1 to the biggest, loudest, most obnoxious family I can find
with the biggest, loudest, most obnoxious dogs
with the biggest, loudest, most obnoxious dogs
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
my “if I ever win the lottery” dream is to sell my house for $1 to the biggest, loudest, most obnoxious family I can find
with the biggest, loudest, most obnoxious dogs
with the biggest, loudest, most obnoxious dogs
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I really want to mute the name of that magazine that named itself after the ocean, but that’d be unfair to the ocean
February 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I really want to mute the name of that magazine that named itself after the ocean, but that’d be unfair to the ocean
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January 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
(Charlie Brown voice) I got a Rock
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
(Charlie Brown voice) I got a Rock
wasn't sure whether to make TN a maybe but I think I'm good with it
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
wasn't sure whether to make TN a maybe but I think I'm good with it
a Bluesky labeler that displays for each poster a count of the times that poster has used referential Avatar humor, posted an Avatar meme, or quoted one of Avatar's many catchphrases
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
a Bluesky labeler that displays for each poster a count of the times that poster has used referential Avatar humor, posted an Avatar meme, or quoted one of Avatar's many catchphrases
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
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rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn
U.S. plans to stop recommending most childhood vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
wapo.st
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn
the CDC's Song of the Summer for 2026
Smoking Popes - Rubella
YouTube video by SmokingPopesVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
the CDC's Song of the Summer for 2026
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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THE MERCHANT
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
THE MERCHANT
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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Blue Jays having a bit of a scrum in the snow.
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Blue Jays having a bit of a scrum in the snow.
Go U Chumps U
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Go U Chumps U
[extremely tired “oh well” voice]: uwu
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
[extremely tired “oh well” voice]: uwu
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Gentlemen, no fighting in the
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Gentlemen, no fighting in the
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If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”
Evidence is growing that some HIV-infected infants, if given antiretroviral drugs early in life, are able to suppress their viral loads to undetectable levels and then come off the medicine. www.wired.com/story/the-fi...
August 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
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this is the judgmental guardian of doomscrolling, share to be released from compulsively picking up your phone forever
October 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
this is the judgmental guardian of doomscrolling, share to be released from compulsively picking up your phone forever
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AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis