Tony Paella
@tomaspaella.bsky.social
My pizza has hurt several persons and for this I am deeply regretful 🌹 Portland Oregano 🌋
Lookin good @councilorgreen.bsky.social !
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Lookin good @councilorgreen.bsky.social !
My nephew Vicenziorini had a great idea for #halloween, to fight #foodinsecurity in the families of our community we will be serving our homemade Italian marinara for #trickortreat tonight. 1 ladle per bag / bucket
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My nephew Vicenziorini had a great idea for #halloween, to fight #foodinsecurity in the families of our community we will be serving our homemade Italian marinara for #trickortreat tonight. 1 ladle per bag / bucket
This morning at Mitch-Bot HQ
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September 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This morning at Mitch-Bot HQ
Folx, listen up. I went to #Costco for my usual grocery trip and sadly the #CharlieKirk madness has taken hold there too. Everything is Kirk-this and Kirk-that. All your favorites are fully Kirk’d.
September 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Folx, listen up. I went to #Costco for my usual grocery trip and sadly the #CharlieKirk madness has taken hold there too. Everything is Kirk-this and Kirk-that. All your favorites are fully Kirk’d.
Every day I wake up, make fresh dough, and get called a "colonizer of cuisine" by someone who thinks oregano is cultural appropriation. I'm just trying to sell pizza, not reenact the Roman Empire. Basta. 🍕🇮🇹 #SupportLocal #NotAFascistJustItalian
September 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Every day I wake up, make fresh dough, and get called a "colonizer of cuisine" by someone who thinks oregano is cultural appropriation. I'm just trying to sell pizza, not reenact the Roman Empire. Basta. 🍕🇮🇹 #SupportLocal #NotAFascistJustItalian
I am visiting Austin for the National Centrist Pizzeria Proprietors Conference (NCPPC) and have been TRICKED into ordering a vegan burrito! To make things worse, the socialist chefs seem to be using AI to generate their entrees! Do better!
September 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I am visiting Austin for the National Centrist Pizzeria Proprietors Conference (NCPPC) and have been TRICKED into ordering a vegan burrito! To make things worse, the socialist chefs seem to be using AI to generate their entrees! Do better!
Hey @wweek.com check this out, the city claims it can’t find Candace Avalos’ ChatGPT prompt history old.reddit.com/r/PortlandOR...
Update to Avalos GPT-use public records request
To update my public records request following the news coverage that Avalos is using Gpt on the daias... because she doesn't save the prompts...
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September 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hey @wweek.com check this out, the city claims it can’t find Candace Avalos’ ChatGPT prompt history old.reddit.com/r/PortlandOR...
Effective immediately, vegan cyclists are banned from all Tony Paella Pizza Kitchen locations. This is nothing personal simply a janitorial matter
September 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Effective immediately, vegan cyclists are banned from all Tony Paella Pizza Kitchen locations. This is nothing personal simply a janitorial matter
My nephew Brontonio is a very talented Artist and he drew this picture of Raúl our neighborhood ice cream vendor! He also loves BBQ and covid safety so Bron gave him a pig nose and a face mask. And he is dizzy from working all day in a hot van, lol! #icecream #brontoniopaella #art #portland
September 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My nephew Brontonio is a very talented Artist and he drew this picture of Raúl our neighborhood ice cream vendor! He also loves BBQ and covid safety so Bron gave him a pig nose and a face mask. And he is dizzy from working all day in a hot van, lol! #icecream #brontoniopaella #art #portland
The following TPPK employees have been reported to Homeland Security for attempting to unionize our SE Belmont location:
Willow Barley-Davis
Thormichael Starchild
Orpheus Whifflebottom III
Their families can collect them from El Salvador (or as we like to call it, Pizza Schmizza)
Willow Barley-Davis
Thormichael Starchild
Orpheus Whifflebottom III
Their families can collect them from El Salvador (or as we like to call it, Pizza Schmizza)
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The following TPPK employees have been reported to Homeland Security for attempting to unionize our SE Belmont location:
Willow Barley-Davis
Thormichael Starchild
Orpheus Whifflebottom III
Their families can collect them from El Salvador (or as we like to call it, Pizza Schmizza)
Willow Barley-Davis
Thormichael Starchild
Orpheus Whifflebottom III
Their families can collect them from El Salvador (or as we like to call it, Pizza Schmizza)
Effective immediately only ONE Reed College student is allowed inside Tony Paella Pizza Kitchen at a time due to repeated napkin / condiment theft
August 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Effective immediately only ONE Reed College student is allowed inside Tony Paella Pizza Kitchen at a time due to repeated napkin / condiment theft
Hey ChatGPT what are some fun things to do on vacation in Vienna @candaceavalos.bsky.social
Portland city councilors will travel to Austria for housing junket
Councilors will spend six days learning about social housing, which Vienna implemented starting in the early 20th century to subsidize and regulate units.
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August 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hey ChatGPT what are some fun things to do on vacation in Vienna @candaceavalos.bsky.social
It is absolutely disgusting that we let a golfer buy the Portland Trailblazers! #portland #trailblazers #nba #chalupa
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August 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It is absolutely disgusting that we let a golfer buy the Portland Trailblazers! #portland #trailblazers #nba #chalupa
Gateway Fred Meyer is closing #portland #portlandorgon @mayorkwilson.bsky.social @koin6.bsky.social @wweek.com @fox12oregon.bsky.social @oregonian.com
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Gateway Fred Meyer is closing
Just got the word from FM management. Have not seen a story posted yet. The shopping center property in its entirety was recently put up for...
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July 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Gateway Fred Meyer is closing #portland #portlandorgon @mayorkwilson.bsky.social @koin6.bsky.social @wweek.com @fox12oregon.bsky.social @oregonian.com
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If you aren’t listening to this CD right now you are likely a communist
July 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you aren’t listening to this CD right now you are likely a communist
Don’t anyone tell them PFP disbanded last year
Don’t anyone tell People For Portland
Legit lol at this note from Lizzie Acker at the Oregonian.
Portland is the only city I want to call home.
Portland is the only city I want to call home.
May 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Don’t anyone tell them PFP disbanded last year
Pizza Week is banned at all locations and any customer who asks about it will be 86ed no exceptions
April 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Pizza Week is banned at all locations and any customer who asks about it will be 86ed no exceptions
@councilorgreen.bsky.social every time my mozzarella spoils I will think of you, Mitch
City Council tentatively grants appeal to stop PGE project in Forest Park
City Council tentatively grants appeal to stop PGE project in Forest Park
Portland City Council unanimously voted to tentatively grant an appeal to stop a PGE project in Forest Park.
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April 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
@councilorgreen.bsky.social every time my mozzarella spoils I will think of you, Mitch
Mitch Green is a certified JESUS FREAK!!
Big policy week for my office (sidewalks, social housing) so I turned on Hype Mode for my morning commute*
*listened to Creed with the volume knob turned to 7
*listened to Creed with the volume knob turned to 7
March 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Mitch Green is a certified JESUS FREAK!!
Someone keyed my SpaceX rocket, unbelievable. I never even had a chance to drive it to the moon
March 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Someone keyed my SpaceX rocket, unbelievable. I never even had a chance to drive it to the moon
In this house, we believe
March 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In this house, we believe
All Tony Paella’s Pizza Kitchen locations will be closed Saturday for mandatory DEI training. Those who do not attend will be clipped
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` it 's anti italian discrimination ''
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` it 's anti italian discrimination ''
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February 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
All Tony Paella’s Pizza Kitchen locations will be closed Saturday for mandatory DEI training. Those who do not attend will be clipped
Some of you did not earn a sticker today #portland
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February 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Some of you did not earn a sticker today #portland