Charming Kitten
@charmingkitten.bsky.social
Bureaucat Grade 36 😼. Thriving in Portland.
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
🎶 Thiiiis is howww we doooo it (This is how we do it) 🎶
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I’m just going to leave this here
February 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I’m just going to leave this here
This is why the new food pyramid has a flared base
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
This is why the new food pyramid has a flared base
"I'm resistant to change and not really into this."
- Vote Olivia Clark 2026
- Vote Olivia Clark 2026
"Right now, this feels like the AI of transportation... For me, it's kind of disturbing, that change that's coming. I'm resistant to change and not really into this." - Councilor Olivia Clark, Chair of Transpo & Infra Committee
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"I'm resistant to change and not really into this."
- Vote Olivia Clark 2026
- Vote Olivia Clark 2026
Adding creatine to my morning coffee
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Adding creatine to my morning coffee
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If anyone really wants divorce their MAGA husband, call me.
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
If anyone really wants divorce their MAGA husband, call me.
Completely unnecessary Dan Marino dig
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Completely unnecessary Dan Marino dig
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Diggs spinning the football down 22 with 2:32 to go
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Diggs spinning the football down 22 with 2:32 to go
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Some of you said on this site, (in public!) that Drake Maye deserved to be MVP and wasn’t simply a strength-of-schedule and Bo-Nix-Broken-Ankle merchant
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Some of you said on this site, (in public!) that Drake Maye deserved to be MVP and wasn’t simply a strength-of-schedule and Bo-Nix-Broken-Ankle merchant
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
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$450 Million each year that could have gone to schools, roads, and other basic services... We need to close these tax loopholes for data centers..
Tax breaks have made Oregon a top destination for data centers, which will save more than $450 million in property taxes this year alone through exemptions granted by local governments.
Bigger data center tax breaks? Oregon senator is dropping the idea
The bill still calls for 1,700 acres of new industrial land near Hillsboro.
www.oregonlive.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 AM
$450 Million each year that could have gone to schools, roads, and other basic services... We need to close these tax loopholes for data centers..
Absolutely fucking not. You could possibly have made this argument 10,000 lines ago, but this? This is the line too far?
As much as we want to rip them a new one for getting us into this mess, when people on the right come forward and apologize and admit they were wrong, we should probably welcome them to the light.
February 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Absolutely fucking not. You could possibly have made this argument 10,000 lines ago, but this? This is the line too far?
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checking in on the bitcoin subreddit
February 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
checking in on the bitcoin subreddit
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pictured: our geese looking at airplanes
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
pictured: our geese looking at airplanes
While “discovering” $21 million every other month may not sound like the worst problem to have, it highlights a serious issue within our city’s financial systems and underscores the urgency of the work my Transparent and Balanced Budget Resolution is designed to address.
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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In case you're curious what your DA is doing instead of standing with the community who got viciously tear gassed by ICE this weekend:
1. Covered trial call for a photo op;
2. Prosecuting a misdo resist claim against an
ICE protester to run cover for the PPB cop who broke that protester's arm.
1. Covered trial call for a photo op;
2. Prosecuting a misdo resist claim against an
ICE protester to run cover for the PPB cop who broke that protester's arm.
February 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
In case you're curious what your DA is doing instead of standing with the community who got viciously tear gassed by ICE this weekend:
1. Covered trial call for a photo op;
2. Prosecuting a misdo resist claim against an
ICE protester to run cover for the PPB cop who broke that protester's arm.
1. Covered trial call for a photo op;
2. Prosecuting a misdo resist claim against an
ICE protester to run cover for the PPB cop who broke that protester's arm.
Bitcoin stans today
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Bitcoin stans today
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ICE ON WOODSTOCK & 67TH.
February 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
ICE ON WOODSTOCK & 67TH.
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Lake Theater & Cafe, a movie theater in Lake Oswego, is banned from showing the film Melania after making jokes at the expense of the movie (and the First Lady it's based on).
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Lake Theater & Cafe, a movie theater in Lake Oswego, is banned from showing the film Melania after making jokes at the expense of the movie (and the First Lady it's based on).
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It's always an option to simply not post.
February 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
It's always an option to simply not post.
Happy please clap day to all who celebrate 🎉
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Happy please clap day to all who celebrate 🎉
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Portland's public transit agency is in a dire financial place, and it's unclear when—or if—help will arrive.
In the meantime, TriMet is going to have to make major bus and MAX service cuts. Riders still have a limited time to weigh in on the changes through a survey.
In the meantime, TriMet is going to have to make major bus and MAX service cuts. Riders still have a limited time to weigh in on the changes through a survey.
TriMet’s Present Crisis, and Uncertain Future
TriMet is facing a $300 million budget gap, and it’s unclear when—or if—the public transit agency can expect any new funding to help fill the void. As a result, the agency is planning to make some maj...
www.portlandmercury.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Portland's public transit agency is in a dire financial place, and it's unclear when—or if—help will arrive.
In the meantime, TriMet is going to have to make major bus and MAX service cuts. Riders still have a limited time to weigh in on the changes through a survey.
In the meantime, TriMet is going to have to make major bus and MAX service cuts. Riders still have a limited time to weigh in on the changes through a survey.
Investments surrounding her cousin's friend's balls are not playing out like she hoped
January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Investments surrounding her cousin's friend's balls are not playing out like she hoped
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Stop calling the slaughter from bear hunts and the like a "harvest." There is zero scientific evidence that slaughtering bears leads to anything good, for ecosystems or our ethics and morals. It's just bullshit so hunters can feel like they're farmers or something. Fuck that.
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Stop calling the slaughter from bear hunts and the like a "harvest." There is zero scientific evidence that slaughtering bears leads to anything good, for ecosystems or our ethics and morals. It's just bullshit so hunters can feel like they're farmers or something. Fuck that.