Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

JD's got some explaining to do...

It's sad how many people forget the true meaning of Easter. Please, take a moment out of your day today to remember the Easter bunny's birthday

If you wanted somewhere to meet up with a foreign spy friends without looking too suspicious, a Pizza Express in Woking would make a decent choice. Just saying....

The planet is boiling alive, society is collapsing & we're on the constant verge of WW3 breaking out, but I'm so glad Starmer & Badenoch are focussing on the *real* issues

The left are wrong to claim these rings will “corrupt” us, and it’s time we finally stood up to critical wraith theory | my latest for the New Orc Times