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my girlfriend broke up with me the day after i did this i think thats quite funny
getting my first haircut in nearly a year wish me luck guys
i have a disease called kissing my friends on the cheek
November 24, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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The night of 15 Sept 1980, a B-52 crew is conducting an "alert" at Grand Forks AFB, ND. The crew sleeps by the bomber inside a containment cage on the base surrounded by portable chain link fence, barbed wire, and radar. The B-52s loaded with AGM-69 SRAMs with W69 warheads with up to 200kt of power.
November 18, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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It's a shame Bela Lugosi didn't live to hear Bela Lugosi's Dead but I understand why it had to happen in that order
June 22, 2023 at 4:43 PM
i was actually so in my element working behind a bar now i sit at a desk and send emails
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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if a girl were to shock me like an electric eel then i would be furious. i would have no choice but to stand my ground in self-defense
October 9, 2023 at 4:19 AM
my girlfriend broke up with me the day after i did this i think thats quite funny
getting my first haircut in nearly a year wish me luck guys
November 17, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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Actually as a true 90s snob, I don't like Oasis OR Blur OR Pulp, instead preferring Honk, a Bristol based triphop-trauma-acid-jazz-anarcho-funk trio that I just made up
August 27, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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"I don't want milk crates" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
December 10, 2023 at 9:19 PM
might become evil and nefarious for a bit, anyone interested?
February 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM
what the hell!?
February 27, 2024 at 4:40 PM
pepsi max promotional person at sheffield train station asked me if i look this cool all the time, ik hes doing a job and has to be nice but still brightened up my day a lot :) thank u
August 17, 2023 at 1:50 PM
reskeet your profile picture
August 14, 2023 at 10:35 AM
spell your name in movie titles

T - Trainspotting
H - Heathers
O - Oppenheimer
M - Mad Max
A - An American Werewolf in London
S - Smoke Signals

(did thomas instead of tom so i could name more movies)
Spell your name in movie titles

Y - You're Next
O - O Brother, Where Art Thou?
S - Space Jam
H - Hot Fuzz
Spell your name in movie titles

M - Mallrats
A - Almost Famous
T - Terminator 2
T - True Romance
Y - Young Frankenstein
July 29, 2023 at 10:37 PM
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
July 29, 2023 at 9:07 PM
the scrobbles of a deeply unwell person
July 29, 2023 at 3:13 PM
July 25, 2023 at 8:11 PM
new answer
July 22, 2023 at 11:29 PM
cant believe they gave my dumb ass a whole degree
July 21, 2023 at 2:21 PM
white drugs are insane
July 21, 2023 at 9:58 AM
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July 20, 2023 at 9:32 AM
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I’m bringing toxicity to bluesky. It’s time for a real villain to take off on this app
July 19, 2023 at 11:12 PM
60s: White Light/White Heat - The Velvet Underground
70s: Blank Generation - Richard Hell
80s: Back in the D.H.S.S. - Half Man Half Biscuit
90s: XO - Elliott Smith
00s: Whatever People Say I Am That’s What I’m Not - Arctic Monkeys
10s: Satis Factory - Mattiel
20s: Live at Bush Hall - BC,NR
July 16, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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That’s Smee in the corner
July 16, 2023 at 5:57 PM
getting my first haircut in nearly a year wish me luck guys
July 13, 2023 at 12:23 PM