Tommy G
@tommygallacher.bsky.social
Any similarity to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate. Ho! Ho! Ho!
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate. Ho! Ho! Ho!
Reading this at the moment. Was only really vaguely aware of the themes from pop culture references, had no idea if the plot. It's very good. #latereview
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Reading this at the moment. Was only really vaguely aware of the themes from pop culture references, had no idea if the plot. It's very good. #latereview
Watching Home Alone in Donegal.
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Watching Home Alone in Donegal.
I've noticed my farts starting to sound more like the unrealistic ones you'd hear in cartoons or films.
Is this cos I'm getting older or fatter? I suppose the only test would be to lose weight as science can't de-age my body yet.
Interviewer: I meant, do you have any questions about the job?
Is this cos I'm getting older or fatter? I suppose the only test would be to lose weight as science can't de-age my body yet.
Interviewer: I meant, do you have any questions about the job?
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I've noticed my farts starting to sound more like the unrealistic ones you'd hear in cartoons or films.
Is this cos I'm getting older or fatter? I suppose the only test would be to lose weight as science can't de-age my body yet.
Interviewer: I meant, do you have any questions about the job?
Is this cos I'm getting older or fatter? I suppose the only test would be to lose weight as science can't de-age my body yet.
Interviewer: I meant, do you have any questions about the job?
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I need to start quoting Popeye more often in matters of principle
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I need to start quoting Popeye more often in matters of principle
Hot take: I don't think Martin O'Neill would've made a difference today. St Mirren just wanted that more and were, to a man, much better than Celtic.
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hot take: I don't think Martin O'Neill would've made a difference today. St Mirren just wanted that more and were, to a man, much better than Celtic.
Watched that Running Man (2025). A decent enough, 30-minutes-longer-than-it-needs-to-be, action romp.
Did not realise how much of it was filmed in Glasgow though. It was difficult to go more than a couple of minutes without one of us shouting out a street name.
Did not realise how much of it was filmed in Glasgow though. It was difficult to go more than a couple of minutes without one of us shouting out a street name.
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Watched that Running Man (2025). A decent enough, 30-minutes-longer-than-it-needs-to-be, action romp.
Did not realise how much of it was filmed in Glasgow though. It was difficult to go more than a couple of minutes without one of us shouting out a street name.
Did not realise how much of it was filmed in Glasgow though. It was difficult to go more than a couple of minutes without one of us shouting out a street name.
Is there a Celtic mirrored account on here so I don't need to keep going over to the cesspit to find out team lines?
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Is there a Celtic mirrored account on here so I don't need to keep going over to the cesspit to find out team lines?
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Remember not to take your kid's consoles out of the packaging and update them before Christmas because ur robbing them of a large aspect of the excitement of getting a new console, and also they're better at setting things up than u ✌️
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Remember not to take your kid's consoles out of the packaging and update them before Christmas because ur robbing them of a large aspect of the excitement of getting a new console, and also they're better at setting things up than u ✌️
I should've read Frank's post first.
I don’t like giving negative reviews but this book is nothing like it sounds. New evidence emerges in a 14 year old murder case, and it shocks the country. Except that doesn’t happen. It’s 650 pages of petty office politics. Barely any crime, and zero thrill. #sixfour #crimethriller #currentread
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I should've read Frank's post first.
Finally read this. A real turgid slog. Quite an exciting kidnapping plot towards the end, but to get there you have 400+ pages of minutes from several "this could've been an email" meetings that basically serve as a biting commentary on the state of journalism in early 2000's Japan. #sixfour
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Finally read this. A real turgid slog. Quite an exciting kidnapping plot towards the end, but to get there you have 400+ pages of minutes from several "this could've been an email" meetings that basically serve as a biting commentary on the state of journalism in early 2000's Japan. #sixfour
I don't know anyone who uses ChatGpt for anything other than the most mundane, lazy shit they could've easily done themselves if they bothered using their brains.
Just believe in your own ability to type a fucking email.
Just believe in your own ability to type a fucking email.
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don't know anyone who uses ChatGpt for anything other than the most mundane, lazy shit they could've easily done themselves if they bothered using their brains.
Just believe in your own ability to type a fucking email.
Just believe in your own ability to type a fucking email.
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I see Starmer is still desperately chasing validation from Reform voters who just aren't that into him.
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I see Starmer is still desperately chasing validation from Reform voters who just aren't that into him.
Alas poor old Johnny,
For Johnny is no more,
Johnny added water to H₂SO₄
For Johnny is no more,
Johnny added water to H₂SO₄
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Alas poor old Johnny,
For Johnny is no more,
Johnny added water to H₂SO₄
For Johnny is no more,
Johnny added water to H₂SO₄
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I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
Watched that 'Good Fortune'. It was fairly decent.
Yes, Aziz Ansari done that Saudi comedy show thing, BUT... I watched his film on an illegal firestick so I think it cancels itself out.
Yes, Aziz Ansari done that Saudi comedy show thing, BUT... I watched his film on an illegal firestick so I think it cancels itself out.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Watched that 'Good Fortune'. It was fairly decent.
Yes, Aziz Ansari done that Saudi comedy show thing, BUT... I watched his film on an illegal firestick so I think it cancels itself out.
Yes, Aziz Ansari done that Saudi comedy show thing, BUT... I watched his film on an illegal firestick so I think it cancels itself out.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
DRAW THE FUCKING BALLS
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
DRAW THE FUCKING BALLS
Here, I think we could genuinely make him pass an executive order banning the NFL from calling itself football.
Bribe him with another bullshit trophy.
Bribe him with another bullshit trophy.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Here, I think we could genuinely make him pass an executive order banning the NFL from calling itself football.
Bribe him with another bullshit trophy.
Bribe him with another bullshit trophy.
What in the name of suffering fuck is this?
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What in the name of suffering fuck is this?
Is there no Scottish specific coverage of this, instead of the English guys from Robot Wars and Homes Under the Hammer? #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Is there no Scottish specific coverage of this, instead of the English guys from Robot Wars and Homes Under the Hammer? #worldcupdraw