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Tom VanAntwerp 🔵
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💻 code things, mostly TypeScript
🏡 hyperlocal Alexandria VA drama
🔮 building bizarre things nobody wants

Please don't make me run for office, I do not want to run for office.
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it's about time I started making civilizational decline work for me
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The five paragraph essay I was taught to write in middle school.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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leading a rich inner life: exhausting, overwhelming, ultimately leads to disillusionment

interior blankeness: every passing phenomenon is a novel source of joy and wonder
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Maybe time for @josephfray.bsky.social to take things to the next level.

Will it waffle *cone*?!
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Wow, this was so much more than I expected!
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"Cheese is available"
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2014-10-19
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2014-10-19
www.smbc-comics.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I mean, with reviews like this...
A couple of tungsten cube reviews
YouTube video by Jeaney Collects
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Now *that* is a thoughtful gift!
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You know how many times I had to endure the serenade of a woodchipper from the 33rd floor? Fucking never!
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In college, when my friends and I went to our favorite pub trivia, they handed out old catalog cards for submitting your answers. I've got lots of fond memories of that, despite us never winning.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Was complaining to a friend who works at Microsoft about something not working right in Office 365, and his response... Well, at least some of them are aware that things could be better.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Bring on the dense urban party vibes!
a crowded city street with a sign that says optical
Alt: a crowded city street with a multitude of neon signs flashing in all colors
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
...I guess at least it'll be easier to calculate our own traffic flow data if we can FOIA a continuous feed of everybody driving anywhere in the city...

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November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Turn on any news channel—they play this film 24/7/365.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM