Tom VanAntwerp 🔵
@tomvanantwerp.com
💻 code things, mostly TypeScript
🏡 hyperlocal Alexandria VA drama
🔮 building bizarre things nobody wants
Please don't make me run for office, I do not want to run for office.
🏡 hyperlocal Alexandria VA drama
🔮 building bizarre things nobody wants
Please don't make me run for office, I do not want to run for office.
For anyone who is curious where the Walk for Peace currently is as they pass through Alexandria, here's a live map!
Walk For Peace - Live Map - Day 107 (2/9/2026) - Google My Maps
For all information and updates of the journey, please visit us here: https://facebook.com/walkforpeaceusa
This is the Live Map. For detailed instructions on how to read and track the route, please r...
walkforpeace.short.gy
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
For anyone who is curious where the Walk for Peace currently is as they pass through Alexandria, here's a live map!
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Heading back to Hong Kong soon and I absolutely can't wait!
February 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Heading back to Hong Kong soon and I absolutely can't wait!
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so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
February 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
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I have all of these wounds deep in my brain. youtu.be/40SnEd1RWUU?...
Interview with a ‘Just use a VPS’ bro (OpenClaw version)
YouTube video by Kai Lentit
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February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I have all of these wounds deep in my brain. youtu.be/40SnEd1RWUU?...
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But it can buy rope!
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
But it can buy rope!
Finally, a valid use case for the south end of Main Line Blvd!
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Finally, a valid use case for the south end of Main Line Blvd!
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@lenazun.bsky.social
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a little annoyed that 3d printer bfs [gender neutral] all over the country have been validated by the whistles. it's as if the revolution had suddenly needed all the weird cables they're holding onto. you know what i mean.
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@dansinker.com
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We're three days into February and have shipped almost 80,000 whistles to all comers, across the US, for free, because we all keep us safe. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiarny2sgn2o2lrsffs54ph2lmis2ayjx2etuo6hdxnr7f7zfz7lyy@jpeg)
On a very personal level, not thrilled for this.
'Twerp' re-enters the lexicon in 2026!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
On a very personal level, not thrilled for this.
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Punxsutawney Phil is merely an elected official, please stop fedposting threats and get out there and primary him.
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Punxsutawney Phil is merely an elected official, please stop fedposting threats and get out there and primary him.
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That motherfucker
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
That motherfucker
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Following some recent upheaval, CBS News is thrilled to announce our newest team member, Twitch streamer and Reichmarshall of "No Nut Nation," the Heritage Foundation's youngest fellow Peabis Breviary.
February 1, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Following some recent upheaval, CBS News is thrilled to announce our newest team member, Twitch streamer and Reichmarshall of "No Nut Nation," the Heritage Foundation's youngest fellow Peabis Breviary.
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The Senate’s opposition leader is like “someone should do something about all this lawlessness” and some 55 year old mom in Minnesota who hasn’t voted since 2012 is like “the evildoers will be vanquished with the righteousness of a million patriots!!”
It’s great.
It’s great.
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The Senate’s opposition leader is like “someone should do something about all this lawlessness” and some 55 year old mom in Minnesota who hasn’t voted since 2012 is like “the evildoers will be vanquished with the righteousness of a million patriots!!”
It’s great.
It’s great.
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Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
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I read Facebook comments on stories about my community because I am a stupid man and I do not believe I have the right to be happy.
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I read Facebook comments on stories about my community because I am a stupid man and I do not believe I have the right to be happy.
Y'all, forget mattocks! Before the next big storm, we gotta get a remote-controlled snowblower!
It's only $2,600! If all of ALX Skeets chips in $100, we can buy this thing!
All of you *know* that you want to pilot this lil' guy!
It's only $2,600! If all of ALX Skeets chips in $100, we can buy this thing!
All of you *know* that you want to pilot this lil' guy!
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Y'all, forget mattocks! Before the next big storm, we gotta get a remote-controlled snowblower!
It's only $2,600! If all of ALX Skeets chips in $100, we can buy this thing!
All of you *know* that you want to pilot this lil' guy!
It's only $2,600! If all of ALX Skeets chips in $100, we can buy this thing!
All of you *know* that you want to pilot this lil' guy!
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
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every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
For whatever reason, my wife has decided to watch one of the old James Bond films with Sean Connery.
Before she even got to the opening music sequence, she turns to me and says with all seriousness: "Oh, so these old James Bond films were comedies?"
Before she even got to the opening music sequence, she turns to me and says with all seriousness: "Oh, so these old James Bond films were comedies?"
January 28, 2026 at 11:07 PM
For whatever reason, my wife has decided to watch one of the old James Bond films with Sean Connery.
Before she even got to the opening music sequence, she turns to me and says with all seriousness: "Oh, so these old James Bond films were comedies?"
Before she even got to the opening music sequence, she turns to me and says with all seriousness: "Oh, so these old James Bond films were comedies?"