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@tortlewarrior.bsky.social
Human/Rock Lobster, Hobbit.
I still exist. Have a photograph.
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I still exist. Have a photograph.
It's 11:30pm the perfect time to make chocolate pudding from scratch.
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It's 11:30pm the perfect time to make chocolate pudding from scratch.
"Do not underestimate my legs! They will kick your ass!" More things my kids say. 😆
January 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Do not underestimate my legs! They will kick your ass!" More things my kids say. 😆
Creeping into the new year
January 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Creeping into the new year
Farewell 2024.
December 31, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Farewell 2024.
Still not great with words. Have a picture instead.
December 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Still not great with words. Have a picture instead.
One day, I'll get a real camera and take even better pictures. For now, my cellphone out the car window isn't doing too bad.
Have a happy holiday!
Have a happy holiday!
December 24, 2024 at 4:42 PM
One day, I'll get a real camera and take even better pictures. For now, my cellphone out the car window isn't doing too bad.
Have a happy holiday!
Have a happy holiday!
Always a sucker for a sunset.😍
December 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Always a sucker for a sunset.😍
"Hot dogs can wear glasses, it's legal now." One of my children. 😆 #stuffkidssay
December 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
"Hot dogs can wear glasses, it's legal now." One of my children. 😆 #stuffkidssay
I've reached the age where a nice cup of tea, my knitting needles and a familiar TV series are my idea of a good night. (Though I pretend this is new, I've been like this for 20 years.)
December 12, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I've reached the age where a nice cup of tea, my knitting needles and a familiar TV series are my idea of a good night. (Though I pretend this is new, I've been like this for 20 years.)
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 9, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
I'm bad at social (everything really) media. Here is a picture of the sky, because it's lovely, that's why.
December 4, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I'm bad at social (everything really) media. Here is a picture of the sky, because it's lovely, that's why.