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gay commie bitch
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September 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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If you’re not selling drugs I’m not sure you need a home surveillance system.
August 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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This is why every single member of the us military is your enemy
BREAKING

The Pentagon has mobilized roughly 500 US Marines to respond to the protests in Los Angeles.

“In this new move, active duty military members are being deployed as a show of force against US citizens.”
June 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
What level of transgenderism is it to use a hitachi to shake your warhammer paints?
May 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just bought weed from a building that used to be a Pizza Hut. What a time to be alive
April 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Here's Trump saying to Bukele that "homegrown criminals are next" and talking about how El Salvador will need to build "about five more places."
April 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
No one is as gay as me. Absolutely no one.
March 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Once again United States politics are leaving me in a position where I have to find a wealthy Australian supermodel to marry and all I have to offer her is knowledge of seasons 1-9 of the Simpsons
February 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
sometimes i think about my doctor putting her hands around my neck to check for lymph nodes. i gasped and thankfully she thought it was because it felt weird, but it was for gay reasons
December 18, 2024 at 2:48 PM
It is homophobic for women to post about their bf in wlw comment sections. No I will not elaborate
December 4, 2023 at 3:38 AM
It’s been 10,000 years since I last felt the sweet caress of my wife’s hand on mine
October 6, 2023 at 2:52 AM
yearning rn
October 3, 2023 at 4:42 PM
texted my wife "i miss you" because she is COVID isolating in a different room and i haven't seen her for 7 hours
September 27, 2023 at 8:15 PM
When the algorithm thinks you’re into a million different niche hobbies, but you’re just gay
September 24, 2023 at 2:24 AM