Roslyn Red
@toughturnip.bsky.social
Effervescent ennui
Seattle born, Minnesota raised.
Don't let them tame you.
Seattle born, Minnesota raised.
Don't let them tame you.
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I thought I had no nightmare commute stories left in me, that I’d experience the rich panoply of terrible flying behavior, and then I was sat next to a dude listening to elevator music so loud it’s coming through his headphones and humming along with it.
March 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I thought I had no nightmare commute stories left in me, that I’d experience the rich panoply of terrible flying behavior, and then I was sat next to a dude listening to elevator music so loud it’s coming through his headphones and humming along with it.
The artistic drenched ennui I inherited, an apple wetly stuck in my carapace
February 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The artistic drenched ennui I inherited, an apple wetly stuck in my carapace
The staggering genius of heartbreak. Listlessness haunts the vivacious soul. Grief without geist and echoes unheard.
February 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The staggering genius of heartbreak. Listlessness haunts the vivacious soul. Grief without geist and echoes unheard.
The sparkling, listlessness of being
February 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The sparkling, listlessness of being
Tattoo this on to the back of my eyelids please
Anxiety and depression will make your world so small it becomes suffocating.
February 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tattoo this on to the back of my eyelids please
Slop is the tastiest form of food @jacobandrews.bsky.social @secretsleepoversociety.com
February 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Slop is the tastiest form of food @jacobandrews.bsky.social @secretsleepoversociety.com
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Happy Valentines Day ♥️
February 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Happy Valentines Day ♥️
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My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.
January 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.
My best friend, the person who introduced me to Figment, confessed that he thinks it is the WORST ride in Disney. Please feel free to shame him. @bensjoberg.com #figment #disneyworld
December 8, 2024 at 3:02 AM
My best friend, the person who introduced me to Figment, confessed that he thinks it is the WORST ride in Disney. Please feel free to shame him. @bensjoberg.com #figment #disneyworld
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O no, it is an ever-fixèd mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
December 6, 2024 at 7:38 PM
O no, it is an ever-fixèd mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Anxiety and depression will make your world so small it becomes suffocating.
December 6, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Anxiety and depression will make your world so small it becomes suffocating.
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
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I’m currently reading up on an old Irish term for a person who likes to stay home by the warmth and comfort of the fireplace (a person we might today call a couch potato). The term, cailleach na luatha, should immediately replace couch potato though. It essentially means “divine hag of the ashes”
March 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I’m currently reading up on an old Irish term for a person who likes to stay home by the warmth and comfort of the fireplace (a person we might today call a couch potato). The term, cailleach na luatha, should immediately replace couch potato though. It essentially means “divine hag of the ashes”
Karen's dad seems like a bit of an egg head.
Maybe if you look at this 1974 family photo where I have a combover because I cut one of my pigtails off at the scalp while my dad mad dogs you my mom ignores you and my sister flips you off you’ll feel better
November 20, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Karen's dad seems like a bit of an egg head.
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Maybe if you look at this 1974 family photo where I have a combover because I cut one of my pigtails off at the scalp while my dad mad dogs you my mom ignores you and my sister flips you off you’ll feel better
May 4, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Maybe if you look at this 1974 family photo where I have a combover because I cut one of my pigtails off at the scalp while my dad mad dogs you my mom ignores you and my sister flips you off you’ll feel better
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This does feel very ‘old twitter’. Can’t wait to start posting my brilliant thoughts before losing confidence and deleting them.
November 18, 2024 at 3:43 PM
This does feel very ‘old twitter’. Can’t wait to start posting my brilliant thoughts before losing confidence and deleting them.
Hey Bixbi, play Common People by William Shatner
November 20, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Hey Bixbi, play Common People by William Shatner