Ventus
@toxicgoat.bsky.social
i'm living deliciously (ass is delicious)
I’ve heard of losing track of time but this is ridiculous
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’ve heard of losing track of time but this is ridiculous
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this is the unspoken but absolutely clear argument at hand.
That’s the thing man. If they are to be taken at their word the only takeaway is that there should be no black people in any job any other white person wants. One quick Google search for any of these jobs would show there are usually one or two minorities are best in a unit of 20 or 30 or more.
UAlbany, one of those, NY state universities, has been hovering around 4 percent tenure track Black faculty since ever. I am THE Black tenure track political scientists. These folks are just little liars.
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
this is the unspoken but absolutely clear argument at hand.
If I had access to the President tonight I’d call him a big chicken for never using a nuke and then I’d start making clucking noises and see if I get removed from the room faster than he can authorize a nuclear strike
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If I had access to the President tonight I’d call him a big chicken for never using a nuke and then I’d start making clucking noises and see if I get removed from the room faster than he can authorize a nuclear strike
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
David Harbour starring in a TV show called “DTF St. Louis” is a little on the nose
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
David Harbour starring in a TV show called “DTF St. Louis” is a little on the nose
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there is no available evidence that donald trump understands what a tariff is, what a trade deficit is, and what the national debt is.
The way Trump talks about the problems he caused by unilaterally imposing tariffs is fairly insane, even by his standards.
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
there is no available evidence that donald trump understands what a tariff is, what a trade deficit is, and what the national debt is.
Zach Braff is the worst actor in SAG
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Zach Braff is the worst actor in SAG
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
there wasn’t a The Hunger Games porn parody called The Horny Games, what are we even doing here??
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
there wasn’t a The Hunger Games porn parody called The Horny Games, what are we even doing here??
When I was young the only Bad Bunny we had was Lola Bunny!!
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was young the only Bad Bunny we had was Lola Bunny!!
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
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they should not be able to eat at restaurants or even order delivery without being served dog shit
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
they should not be able to eat at restaurants or even order delivery without being served dog shit
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I think dem senators should not be able to go in public without having literal actual dog shit thrown at them until they resign
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I think dem senators should not be able to go in public without having literal actual dog shit thrown at them until they resign
…and sometimes they bounce baybeeee
AOC: "The Supreme Court has given Trump a blank check to continue to commit crimes while in office. So we cannot underestimate the threat and danger of this moment, but we cannot respond to that threat with cowardice."
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
…and sometimes they bounce baybeeee
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we'll believe it when we see it (not holding our breath)
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
we'll believe it when we see it (not holding our breath)
Imagine if Christopher Nolan directed porn
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Imagine if Christopher Nolan directed porn
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Old enough to remember when kids being anti-semitic was the basis for a federal government assault on higher education
October 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Old enough to remember when kids being anti-semitic was the basis for a federal government assault on higher education
The first audiobook to support rumble for when RFK Jr speaks
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Have I Got Nuzzi For You
Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.
www.status.news
October 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The first audiobook to support rumble for when RFK Jr speaks
Can sharks get rabies?
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Can sharks get rabies?
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Could you call them up to defend your people against ICE and the cops? There are no rules anymore, get creative and have FUN
I will not call up our National Guard to further Trump’s acts of aggression against our people.
October 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Could you call them up to defend your people against ICE and the cops? There are no rules anymore, get creative and have FUN