michael caine’s best acting role is in muppet christmas carol, where he pretends to give a shit about not being a stubborn miser and care about the wellbeing of the poor

the thing about required gen-ed intro-level college classes is that the professors almost inevitably always end up making an assignment debating a ‘controversial’ topic to get people to engage critically, and almost always will there be someone using it to shit on trans people

army recruiter is walking around the quiet, no-talking section of the campus library on the last day of finals, loudly bugging people studying about the wonders of the GI bill. because y’know. that’s the most effective way to endear people to you. annoy them to death.

Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.

stuck at work at a station with two 17 year olds and remembering why i hated high school lol

I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank

BREAKING: Amnesty International says Israel is committing genocide in Gaza in new report:

hi! i’m rory and i’m always looking for new friends!

🌱 sims 4
🌱 hozier
🌱 noah kahan
🌱 the muppets
🌱 books (nonfiction, litfic, etc)
🌱 horror
🌱 zoology / marine bio
🍍 psych
🌱 other trans / bi folks
🌱 hiking
🌱 lgbt history
🌱 mythology (largely greek, but trying to expand!)

#promosky

Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell

didnt want to write an (admittedly extremely easy, two page) assignment that i think is stupid, so instead i bought two expensive sweaters i’ve been looking at for the past year and a half :) thinking i might add ‘responsible under pressure’ to my linkedin skills

as much as i really, really don’t want to start over on another app, i gotta say, it’s a good opportunity to be slightly more employable and have my ‘i’m normal pls hire me’ account separate from my haus dick and asshole out in pfp account