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rory 🦦
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here we go again, i guess
michael caine’s best acting role is in muppet christmas carol, where he pretends to give a shit about not being a stubborn miser and care about the wellbeing of the poor
December 24, 2024 at 12:59 AM
the thing about required gen-ed intro-level college classes is that the professors almost inevitably always end up making an assignment debating a ‘controversial’ topic to get people to engage critically, and almost always will there be someone using it to shit on trans people
December 19, 2024 at 7:14 AM
army recruiter is walking around the quiet, no-talking section of the campus library on the last day of finals, loudly bugging people studying about the wonders of the GI bill. because y’know. that’s the most effective way to endear people to you. annoy them to death.
December 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.
December 9, 2024 at 5:44 PM
stuck at work at a station with two 17 year olds and remembering why i hated high school lol
December 8, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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BREAKING: Amnesty International says Israel is committing genocide in Gaza in new report:
BREAKING: Amnesty Concludes Israel Is Committing Genocide
“We will look back and say, ‘Why did we not do more earlier?” Amnesty's director tells Zeteo.
zeteo.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:12 AM
hi! i’m rory and i’m always looking for new friends!

🌱 sims 4
🌱 hozier
🌱 noah kahan
🌱 the muppets
🌱 books (nonfiction, litfic, etc)
🌱 horror
🌱 zoology / marine bio
🍍 psych
🌱 other trans / bi folks
🌱 hiking
🌱 lgbt history
🌱 mythology (largely greek, but trying to expand!)

#promosky
December 5, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
didnt want to write an (admittedly extremely easy, two page) assignment that i think is stupid, so instead i bought two expensive sweaters i’ve been looking at for the past year and a half :) thinking i might add ‘responsible under pressure’ to my linkedin skills
November 28, 2024 at 1:19 AM
as much as i really, really don’t want to start over on another app, i gotta say, it’s a good opportunity to be slightly more employable and have my ‘i’m normal pls hire me’ account separate from my haus dick and asshole out in pfp account
November 21, 2024 at 2:05 PM