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Stove Lemon
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Go fuck your futon, you milk drinker
I want every ICE officer to know that their president, vice president, and the entire administration stands behind them.

To the radicals assaulting them, doxxing them, and threatening them: congratulations, we're going to work even harder to enforce the law.
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Hey, my cat finally published her dissertation!
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A rare treat amongst shitty remakes.
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Old hater take, but the Venn diagram of “cover band enjoyers” and “people who have no ethical qualms using AI to make any sort of art” is a perfect circle.
October 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
New Banquets, Tribal Gaze, Spaced, Militarie Gun & Dikembe LPs dropped today. I suppose that’s one way to force me to stop listening to Jason Isbell for a moment.
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It’s wild to work in a city where 25% of the office will call out once a week, every week, for about 6 months and the reason of “the local football team played a game last night” is accepted by the entire company.

Go Bills. Get better at defense tho
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’d bet my house that at some point in this remake, the snake is going to try to eat Jack Black but he’ll be too fat to swallow whole.
September 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Thursday October 9th
Amy’s Place (Buffalo NY)

@signalsmidwest.bsky.social
@fivehundredbucks.bsky.social
Robbery Club
Snakeland

6pm doors | 7pm show | $15 | All Ages

www.eventbrite.com/e/109-signal...
August 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Not sure if this is the weird beginnings of a new band, but here’s a demo of a thing I did.

MIDI programming drums is hard, playing guitar fast is harder. Enjoy?

#deathmetal #hardcore
July 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I've seen enough. No more DEI Presidents. Time to abolish the Electoral College.
July 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Time is running out!

The Steam Summer Sale ends July 10th - don't miss out on 20% off all editions of Last Epoch!

🎮 Steam: bit.ly/3qc3SUe
July 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Migrated from Spotify to Tidal.

Can’t stomach giving money to a dude funding an AI military death machine. Also, better sound quality for me as a listener and (marginally) better payouts to artists.

Fuck me though, I have so much god damn music to archive in a new system. It’s irresponsible.
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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🎉 The Slormancer 1.0 is here! 🎉

After 4 years in Early Access, our epic Action RPG is now out with a 25% discount.
🎮 Get it on Steam : tinyurl.com/slormite

⚔️ Fast-paced combat
🕰️ Hours of content
✨ Carefully crafted pixel art

#IndieGame #ARPG #SteamGames
Save 25% on The Slormancer on Steam
Fight hordes of enemies led by The Slormancer, an evil warlock from the past, in an absurd yet epic Action RPG! Experience fast-paced gameplay, loads of shiny loot, tons of collectibles, countless hou...
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May 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Starting tomorrow, May 14th - All editions of Last Epoch (Base/Deluxe/Ultimate) will be 20% off!

This sale is only on for a week, so don't miss out!

More Details here: bit.ly/44wtSMo
May 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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On this day May 13th, 1985 the city of Philadelphia dropped a bomb on the Move Home at 6221 Osage Avenue killing 11 people including 5 children.
collaborativehistory.gse.upenn.edu/stories/move...
May 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
One of the few delicacies I truly miss as a sober vegan.

An Oneonta cold cheese slice after an evening of degeneracy is unmatched in quality.
QUICK REGIONAL PIZZA POLL, PLEASE ANSWER YES OR NO TO BOTH QUESTIONS:

1. have you heard of cold cheese pizza, made famous at SUNY oneonta

2. would you eat it (see below)
May 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
May 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So many fake tech bros where I work can’t help but stand at the urinal with a phone in one hand and their dick in the other.

I’m rooting for the day one of them drops their phone in the toilet and pisses all over it.
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I wanna make a new internet rule: if you wanna talk shit on a band you are required to share your own band in the comments.

Would lead to less dumb posts because most haters can’t play music, and the haters who can play may be more charitable in their dismissal of a band with their own art exposed
May 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I want to start 5 bands but I also want to hibernate for three months of every year.

How do I “have it all” and get at least 7 hours of sleep a night?
May 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Thought about sending this photo to my boss as a way to call out of work
March 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Once again Mythic Quest ends a season perfectly 👏
March 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM