Travalanch(👻)
@travalanch.bsky.social
He/Him, Neutral-Okay. SnS Main (and actually not bad at it). Entering my Wife Guy Era and I plan to be insufferable about it.
Be a frog, not a toadie
Be a frog, not a toadie
This has to be a record for biggest “good first sentence, fucking terrible second sentence” I’ve ever seen
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This has to be a record for biggest “good first sentence, fucking terrible second sentence” I’ve ever seen
I believe you mean Father Wesley from Psych
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I believe you mean Father Wesley from Psych
Got my 5-month check-in and full lab draw on Tuesday. Hoping the numbers all look good.
And then hoping I can keep having it covered next year
And then hoping I can keep having it covered next year
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Got my 5-month check-in and full lab draw on Tuesday. Hoping the numbers all look good.
And then hoping I can keep having it covered next year
And then hoping I can keep having it covered next year
Nope still awful
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Nope still awful
You have the political comprehension of a parasocial baby bird
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You have the political comprehension of a parasocial baby bird
Yeah man because what the pro-Palestine really needs is a figurehead with a Nazi tattoo and a history of defending guys with SS bolts
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yeah man because what the pro-Palestine really needs is a figurehead with a Nazi tattoo and a history of defending guys with SS bolts
You SPECIFICALLY, or is that a collective You that includes lowtax and Ed.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You SPECIFICALLY, or is that a collective You that includes lowtax and Ed.
I’m changing my podcast rating
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m changing my podcast rating
He loses, and he spoils multiple downballot races in the process.
Absolutely unacceptable liability.
Absolutely unacceptable liability.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
He loses, and he spoils multiple downballot races in the process.
Absolutely unacceptable liability.
Absolutely unacceptable liability.
You should want something better than a guy who admires Josh Hawley and wishes he could have fought in the Indian Wars.
And who had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years.
And who had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You should want something better than a guy who admires Josh Hawley and wishes he could have fought in the Indian Wars.
And who had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years.
And who had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years.
I’m sending you my therapy bills.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m sending you my therapy bills.
See I had forgotten that was a nickname for Clinton and automatically assumed they were talking about that love sponge guy.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
See I had forgotten that was a nickname for Clinton and automatically assumed they were talking about that love sponge guy.
Man I’m not sure this is worse than Lowtax’s whole “loomer got a tongue ring” thing but it’s pretty damn close
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Man I’m not sure this is worse than Lowtax’s whole “loomer got a tongue ring” thing but it’s pretty damn close
George, I’m just a simple country Not-Economy-Knower, but isn’t deflation generally…bad?
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
George, I’m just a simple country Not-Economy-Knower, but isn’t deflation generally…bad?
And for the record, of the ~11mil, more than half have been in the country for more than a decade.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
And for the record, of the ~11mil, more than half have been in the country for more than a decade.
No, the assertion during the election was that 25 million undocumented immigrants had entered the country *during the Biden administration*
This is an extension and escalation of that.
This is an extension and escalation of that.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
No, the assertion during the election was that 25 million undocumented immigrants had entered the country *during the Biden administration*
This is an extension and escalation of that.
This is an extension and escalation of that.
Also, quit being disingenuous; we’re calling you all hacks for not covering this story in 2016, not this summer (although you’re also hacks for not covering it this summer)
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Also, quit being disingenuous; we’re calling you all hacks for not covering this story in 2016, not this summer (although you’re also hacks for not covering it this summer)
Ben Ryan was not a beat reporter assigned to the NYC mayor’s race; he is a “health” writer who got the (hacked) information from a neo-Nazi he’s personally friends with.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ben Ryan was not a beat reporter assigned to the NYC mayor’s race; he is a “health” writer who got the (hacked) information from a neo-Nazi he’s personally friends with.
Do it for the vine
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Do it for the vine
Have you considered setting all your comics in a featureless white void?
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Have you considered setting all your comics in a featureless white void?
I feel like we’re seeing a demonstration of why the full line is “with great power *there must also come* great responsibility”
It’s not automatic, and these chucklefucks have completely abdicated responsibility in favor of power and access
It’s not automatic, and these chucklefucks have completely abdicated responsibility in favor of power and access
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I feel like we’re seeing a demonstration of why the full line is “with great power *there must also come* great responsibility”
It’s not automatic, and these chucklefucks have completely abdicated responsibility in favor of power and access
It’s not automatic, and these chucklefucks have completely abdicated responsibility in favor of power and access