Travalanch
@travalanch.bsky.social
He/Him, Neutral-Okay. Ovalevacantist. Entering my Wife Guy Era and I plan to be insufferable about it.
Journey before destination, you bastards
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Journey before destination, you bastards
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Travalanch
@travalanch.bsky.social
· Nov 13
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
Drag these wretched into the dawning light of truth and let them, at long last, taste Justice.
Wow you take all those southern states out and suddenly Maine gets pinned as the Cuck state
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Wow you take all those southern states out and suddenly Maine gets pinned as the Cuck state
I assumed they were going to sell the system to some crypto farm
February 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I assumed they were going to sell the system to some crypto farm
Holy shit it took 5 hours but he deleted it.
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Holy shit it took 5 hours but he deleted it.
He definitely had some weird opinions on Japanese birth rates that align pretty well with nativist “population collapse” narratives, so…
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
He definitely had some weird opinions on Japanese birth rates that align pretty well with nativist “population collapse” narratives, so…
I’ll take that as a shutdown pressure point over ‘SNAP benefits just ran out’ any day of the week and twice on taco Tuesday.
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I’ll take that as a shutdown pressure point over ‘SNAP benefits just ran out’ any day of the week and twice on taco Tuesday.
‘Pardons issued by someone constitutionally ineligible to hold the office of the president are invalid and void’ solves that problem.
Embrace Ovalevacantism!
Embrace Ovalevacantism!
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
‘Pardons issued by someone constitutionally ineligible to hold the office of the president are invalid and void’ solves that problem.
Embrace Ovalevacantism!
Embrace Ovalevacantism!
…does TSA get marked as Essential? Genuinely unsure. They don’t just stop operating completely, I don’t think.
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
…does TSA get marked as Essential? Genuinely unsure. They don’t just stop operating completely, I don’t think.
Congressional Dems made offers to split funding for those agencies off from the Gestapo Blob; Republicans refused.
Getting everything BUT DHS funded was a massive win in itself.
Also, the FEMA thing sucks, but the trump admin was already failing to disburse funds properly, so here we are.
Getting everything BUT DHS funded was a massive win in itself.
Also, the FEMA thing sucks, but the trump admin was already failing to disburse funds properly, so here we are.
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Congressional Dems made offers to split funding for those agencies off from the Gestapo Blob; Republicans refused.
Getting everything BUT DHS funded was a massive win in itself.
Also, the FEMA thing sucks, but the trump admin was already failing to disburse funds properly, so here we are.
Getting everything BUT DHS funded was a massive win in itself.
Also, the FEMA thing sucks, but the trump admin was already failing to disburse funds properly, so here we are.
Those are part of DHS.
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Those are part of DHS.
Is it the functioning sewer systems?
February 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Is it the functioning sewer systems?
I have Maine Senate discourse, wanna trade?
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I have Maine Senate discourse, wanna trade?
Oh hey that’s the guy who introduced Epstein to Chris Pool of 4chan
Because the platform would be useful for manipulation.
Because the platform would be useful for manipulation.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Oh hey that’s the guy who introduced Epstein to Chris Pool of 4chan
Because the platform would be useful for manipulation.
Because the platform would be useful for manipulation.
Wait is this a bit or do you know something.
February 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Wait is this a bit or do you know something.
Please leave it, it’s funnier this way
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Please leave it, it’s funnier this way
Do you think they know that “both candidates are the same” was already a stale hackneyed bit when SNL was doing it 26 years ago about Bush and Gore?
They’re spouting off sub-par Will Ferrell material and pretending its deep insight.
They’re spouting off sub-par Will Ferrell material and pretending its deep insight.
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Do you think they know that “both candidates are the same” was already a stale hackneyed bit when SNL was doing it 26 years ago about Bush and Gore?
They’re spouting off sub-par Will Ferrell material and pretending its deep insight.
They’re spouting off sub-par Will Ferrell material and pretending its deep insight.
Not triage, complete fuckup:
Apparently not a single candidate was able to register and submit the required signature by the deadline.
Apparently not a single candidate was able to register and submit the required signature by the deadline.
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Not triage, complete fuckup:
Apparently not a single candidate was able to register and submit the required signature by the deadline.
Apparently not a single candidate was able to register and submit the required signature by the deadline.
I’m starting to think that guy might have some anger issues.
Just a hunch.
Just a hunch.
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I’m starting to think that guy might have some anger issues.
Just a hunch.
Just a hunch.
Notably that aggregate shows Mills’ chances increasing against Collins between October and December, while Platner’s gets worse.
I think the lack of right-wing media outrage against Platner’s tattoo should be triggering more alarm bells for people about who Collins hopes to run against.
I think the lack of right-wing media outrage against Platner’s tattoo should be triggering more alarm bells for people about who Collins hopes to run against.
February 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Notably that aggregate shows Mills’ chances increasing against Collins between October and December, while Platner’s gets worse.
I think the lack of right-wing media outrage against Platner’s tattoo should be triggering more alarm bells for people about who Collins hopes to run against.
I think the lack of right-wing media outrage against Platner’s tattoo should be triggering more alarm bells for people about who Collins hopes to run against.
Has anyone ever tried to find his old unit and see what they got?
…or followed up on why he was shuffled out of the marines and into the army not long after he got the tattoo.
…or followed up on why he was shuffled out of the marines and into the army not long after he got the tattoo.
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Has anyone ever tried to find his old unit and see what they got?
…or followed up on why he was shuffled out of the marines and into the army not long after he got the tattoo.
…or followed up on why he was shuffled out of the marines and into the army not long after he got the tattoo.
I dunno man I still feel like a tattoo parlor in Croatia that has that on the wall as an option prooobably has some other very recognizable Nazi symbols readily visible too.
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I dunno man I still feel like a tattoo parlor in Croatia that has that on the wall as an option prooobably has some other very recognizable Nazi symbols readily visible too.
“Needed an outlet to address his Nazi tattoo” that’s where he revealed it! He showed it off himself! And then he waited almost a week to have it covered up, while claiming ‘the establishment’ was trying to smear him for having it!
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
“Needed an outlet to address his Nazi tattoo” that’s where he revealed it! He showed it off himself! And then he waited almost a week to have it covered up, while claiming ‘the establishment’ was trying to smear him for having it!
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Bummer for the pilot. Only person in the administration who won't receive a blanket pardon.
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Hello. Have you met the best dad joke you will read this month?
The answer he gave on PSA (and let’s all remember that HE chose to break this story HIMSELF) was that he had just found out “last week”
Which should prompt the question “if that’s true why didn’t you immediately have it covered up”
Which should prompt the question “if that’s true why didn’t you immediately have it covered up”
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The answer he gave on PSA (and let’s all remember that HE chose to break this story HIMSELF) was that he had just found out “last week”
Which should prompt the question “if that’s true why didn’t you immediately have it covered up”
Which should prompt the question “if that’s true why didn’t you immediately have it covered up”
Oh I’m sure they’re all awful, but those particular stats were from *Republican likely primary voters*
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Oh I’m sure they’re all awful, but those particular stats were from *Republican likely primary voters*
I’ll also say that, in the event he loses, I’m not looking forward to the tantrums his campaign and supporters are likely to throw.
Sorry not to be able to give you anything more concrete. I could rant about my own litany of issues I have with him, but…that’s not really useful data.
Sorry not to be able to give you anything more concrete. I could rant about my own litany of issues I have with him, but…that’s not really useful data.
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I’ll also say that, in the event he loses, I’m not looking forward to the tantrums his campaign and supporters are likely to throw.
Sorry not to be able to give you anything more concrete. I could rant about my own litany of issues I have with him, but…that’s not really useful data.
Sorry not to be able to give you anything more concrete. I could rant about my own litany of issues I have with him, but…that’s not really useful data.