Travalanch
@travalanch.bsky.social
He/Him, Neutral-Okay. Ovalevacantist. Entering my Wife Guy Era and I plan to be insufferable about it.
Journey before destination, you bastards
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Journey before destination, you bastards
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Travalanch
@travalanch.bsky.social
· Nov 13
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
Drag these wretched into the dawning light of truth and let them, at long last, taste Justice.
“Other video games on his phone” oh he definitely had whale accounts on waifu gatchas, huh.
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
“Other video games on his phone” oh he definitely had whale accounts on waifu gatchas, huh.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
It’s fun watching my wife try and decipher lore drops in K-Pop music videos.
Why is that cube not a cube anymore? Dunno, but it’s probably important!
Why is that cube not a cube anymore? Dunno, but it’s probably important!
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It’s fun watching my wife try and decipher lore drops in K-Pop music videos.
Why is that cube not a cube anymore? Dunno, but it’s probably important!
Why is that cube not a cube anymore? Dunno, but it’s probably important!
The thread gets so good
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
The thread gets so good
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
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If there is no TSA we will simply have to practice Community Policing. Everybody searches everybody else's luggage before the flight. Anybody has a knife we subject them to community discipline. Everybody can have shampoo tho, as much as they want.
it’s also likely to cause a shit ton of intra-DHS strain because the ICE goons will keep getting paid while, for example, TSA personnel will not
there's certainly plenty to criticize in the Dems' asks but this is why splitting off the DHS funding from everything else was such a big win - there's going to be far less pressure on Dems to end a DHS-only shutdown than there was when "food stamps run out" was on the table
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
If there is no TSA we will simply have to practice Community Policing. Everybody searches everybody else's luggage before the flight. Anybody has a knife we subject them to community discipline. Everybody can have shampoo tho, as much as they want.
🎵I miss the honky-tonks
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens🎵
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens🎵
Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
Pizza Hut is closing 250 “underperforming” locations as its parent company continues a strategic review of the struggling brand.
bit.ly
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
🎵I miss the honky-tonks
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens🎵
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens🎵
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you: oh hey the polls are back early what do they say
me: woke's back
you: what?
me: *loading a sten gun and getting in a sherman tank with a pride flag on the side* woke's back
me: woke's back
you: what?
me: *loading a sten gun and getting in a sherman tank with a pride flag on the side* woke's back
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
you: oh hey the polls are back early what do they say
me: woke's back
you: what?
me: *loading a sten gun and getting in a sherman tank with a pride flag on the side* woke's back
me: woke's back
you: what?
me: *loading a sten gun and getting in a sherman tank with a pride flag on the side* woke's back
I once saw a judge tell a lawyer that the fact that the plaintiffs didn’t have enough staff at the courthouse to check in all the subpoenaed witnesses by the deadline was her own fault for sending out so many subpoenas, and they would not be allowed to cut off the check-in.
This…seems even worse.
This…seems even worse.
Judge Blackwell continues:
"Having what you feel are too many detainees, too
many cases, too many deadlines, and not enough
infrastructure to keep up with it all, is not a defense to
continued detention. If anything, it ought to be a warning
sign."
"Having what you feel are too many detainees, too
many cases, too many deadlines, and not enough
infrastructure to keep up with it all, is not a defense to
continued detention. If anything, it ought to be a warning
sign."
February 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I once saw a judge tell a lawyer that the fact that the plaintiffs didn’t have enough staff at the courthouse to check in all the subpoenaed witnesses by the deadline was her own fault for sending out so many subpoenas, and they would not be allowed to cut off the check-in.
This…seems even worse.
This…seems even worse.
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C U T T H E I C E
"By God I'll fight till hell freezes over, then I'll cut the ice and fight on."
“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
February 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
C U T T H E I C E
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as soon as you become a political correspondent in America they take you into a little room in the White House and hit you on the head with a mallet until you lose the ability to retain long-term memories.
After Trump tells NBC News he could maybe use a "softer touch" on immigration, we immediately get the "different tone" narrative from CNN.
Brianna Keilar: "A change of tone for the president. Softer touch."
David Chalian: "He acknowledged learning something that this requires a softer touch."
Brianna Keilar: "A change of tone for the president. Softer touch."
David Chalian: "He acknowledged learning something that this requires a softer touch."
February 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
as soon as you become a political correspondent in America they take you into a little room in the White House and hit you on the head with a mallet until you lose the ability to retain long-term memories.
Any time a Trump admin official does this it’s our patriotic duty to speculate whether they shit themselves
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Any time a Trump admin official does this it’s our patriotic duty to speculate whether they shit themselves
I hate the thought, but there /is/ a potential legit reason the sender is redacted:
Because it’s a victim, referring to herself.
Because it’s a victim, referring to herself.
THOU SHALT NOT PROTECT PEDOS!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENDER’S NAME REDACTED?!?
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I hate the thought, but there /is/ a potential legit reason the sender is redacted:
Because it’s a victim, referring to herself.
Because it’s a victim, referring to herself.
I feel vindicated on this now.
going to repeat my take that the purge franchise is some of the best political filmmaking of the last fifteen years
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I feel vindicated on this now.
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going to repeat my take that the purge franchise is some of the best political filmmaking of the last fifteen years
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
going to repeat my take that the purge franchise is some of the best political filmmaking of the last fifteen years
Based on how everyone else is classifying “Dad Movie,” it’s gonna be Sneakers
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Based on how everyone else is classifying “Dad Movie,” it’s gonna be Sneakers
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stephen miller told me woke 2 keeps eating his prosecutors so I asked how many prosecutors he has and he said he just goes to twitter and begs people to apply to become federal prosecutors so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding prosectors to woke 2 and then kristi noem started crying
February 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
stephen miller told me woke 2 keeps eating his prosecutors so I asked how many prosecutors he has and he said he just goes to twitter and begs people to apply to become federal prosecutors so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding prosectors to woke 2 and then kristi noem started crying
Did he motorboat a patch of poison ivy right before getting on camera?
Rep. Randy Fine on Dem opposition to the SAVE Act: "If you make sure they can't stuff ballot boxes with fake ballot boxes, they lose. So this is the reason they're against it. They can't win honestly. They have to win through cheating."
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Did he motorboat a patch of poison ivy right before getting on camera?
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The American version would be an ICE Out roving tailgate with brats and holy fuck we would love to see it.
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The American version would be an ICE Out roving tailgate with brats and holy fuck we would love to see it.
RIP to everyone driven mad by the stancilnomicon but I’m fine. Better than fine even. I can read more. Can’t stop reading. Can’t stop reading or the stars will go out keep reading
i'm about 2/3 convinced that Stancil's replies are the King in Yellow and anyone who reads too many of them loses their mind
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
RIP to everyone driven mad by the stancilnomicon but I’m fine. Better than fine even. I can read more. Can’t stop reading. Can’t stop reading or the stars will go out keep reading
Someone reminded him about discovery.
Q: Are you going to sue Trevor Noah?
TRUMP: Well, he said I spent time on Jeffrey Epstein's island. I didn't. He's a lightweight, this guy. I think he's terrible. I thought he did a terrible job at the Grammy's. Frankly, I think the DOJ should just say 'we have other things to do'
TRUMP: Well, he said I spent time on Jeffrey Epstein's island. I didn't. He's a lightweight, this guy. I think he's terrible. I thought he did a terrible job at the Grammy's. Frankly, I think the DOJ should just say 'we have other things to do'
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Someone reminded him about discovery.
What I’m hearing is they had to change the upholstery on the chair after last weeks…incident.
Lutnick: "Thank goodness you are in this chair changing it and taking it back ... none of this could possibly happen without your leadership, and it is the most fun to stand back here with your leadership."
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
What I’m hearing is they had to change the upholstery on the chair after last weeks…incident.
We’re gonna call it The New Colossus Act of 2029
Passing legislation to make immigration work how people THINK it works would create one of the most progressive, accessible systems to ever exist.
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
We’re gonna call it The New Colossus Act of 2029
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i truly hate how much we are living in a bad script
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
i truly hate how much we are living in a bad script
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look