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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 5h

lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy

“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 5h

those Amazon commissions, baby!

Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 7h

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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Davis Bevil Biv Devoe @hx77.bsky.social · 7h

Aaron Nola ready to go this evening

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 7h

The piss tank on the ISS is now 70% full.

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 7h

that's right you make the rules baby

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James Tyler @jamestylerespn.bsky.social · 8h

like I know this is about the tequila heist last year in which his trucks and supply were stolen, but this headline makes it look like he’s about to confess drinking them all

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 8h

just saw Ohtani leaving the Golden Nugget the guy is an animal

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 8h

He's a player's coach baby pew pee

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 8h

Denny I'm sorry no

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 8h

That's exactly what Gannon was telling him on the sidelines, I was reading lips

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 9h

#WarRavagedPortland

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Cross-laminated & Skinned her 👻 🦇 🎃 @nickhasthoughts.com · 9h

Hooboy this is real

Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 9h

Enjoyed this piece on Pynchon by @devintoshea.bsky.social which phrases a point @mattseybold.bsky.social makes - “Print is a Rent Strike” - in another way

lithub.com/thomas-pynch...

I've been thinking a lot about how, now, thanks to our phones and screens, every waking hour of the day is subject to capital extraction through data, which is collected and bundled, and sold without you or I even knowing we labored. Reading a physical book breaks from that, and I sometimes feel physical relief in my head when I detach from the monitor; putting eyes on text that doesn't move, read a line, close the book, take a breath, stare out into the sky, open the book back up, notice something, then notice something about the room I'm in, or the park bench. Sometimes the relief of this feels like someone cracked open my skull and poured cool water on the hot machine; other times I'm too scattered and frightened about the future to do anything but sit beside the book while I scroll.

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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 10h

If you are willing to admit you got tricked into voting for a fraudulent politician I would be willing to admit that when I used to call the Bubba the Love Sponge show on Sirius I thought “Ned”, the foul mouthed elderly character, was real. The whole time.

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 10h

the amount of time I spend hoping ill will on people is unhealthy!

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 20h

Here’s video of the incident

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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 18h

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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 19h

remember the “Tylenol causes autism” thing

that came and went

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19h

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CNN @cnn.com · 19h

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.

FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...

www.cnn.com

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19h

Yes

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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 19h

calls himself marlins man but sure is putting the Yank in yankee

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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 20h

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 20h

oh i just know you can’t tell him SHIT 😤

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 20h

spent half the last inning laughing at the budweiser crown being over the pitchers head every pitch

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 20h

I don't like any of this at all

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 20h

Marlins Man is behind home plate, again, pulling out his penis and twisting it like a piece of taffy. This sick individual needs to be banned from all MLB ballparks

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