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trekkiehumour.bsky.social
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Star Trek humour that only real fans will "get". I have no copyright. #StarTrek #Trekkies #Treksky
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 19h
Star Trek, The Lower Decks, S1 E8
Mariner just told Q that she's not French, and if Q wants French he should seek Picard. Q replies "Picard is not fun! Always quoting Shakespeare, always making wine". Q forgot to mention the saddle or the flute.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 1d
"Janeway was wrong about Tuvix"
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CNBC @cnbc.com · 3d
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 1d
Star Trek, Deep Space 9, S4 E2

These are quite different possibilities
O'Brien tells Kira, that 2 different things might happen. Either everything will be fine, or... or? asks a very concerned Kira ... or the space station will explode, that's the other thing that might happen.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 2d
Star Trek, Voyager, S4 E7

(Monday morning at the office)
Tuvok tells a grumpy Janeway: "Good morning, Captain" Grumpy Janeway replies: "That's a matter of opinion"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 3d
today is world smile day

post your favorite smile
Data looking at the Mona Lisa painting, trying to imitate the smile.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 3d
Star Trek, Discovery, S5 E10
Tilly emphatically repeats "No" 11 times. "Absolutely not" she adds But then closes her eyes to think. And finally says "Maybe"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 4d
Star Trek (2009)
McCoy asks Spock for permission to speak freely Spock: I welcome it McCoy: Do you? OK then. You can see where this is going. McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 5d
Star Trek, The Wrath of Khan
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 7d
from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 5d
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 5d
Star Trek, The Next Generation, S3 E22
Data was abducted by a collector of rare stuff as an exhibit. Data has managed to get hold of a phaser and he is pointing it to his abductor. One of the abductors thugs is face down on the ground. The abductor is telling Data he should accept his fate. "You'll entertain me and my guest, that's your life now". The thug on the ground in regaining conscience. "If you don't I'll simply kill someone else" The abductor points to the guy on the ground who is now conscious and looking at him. "I'll kill this guy perhaps"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 6d
Star Trek, Voyager, S1 E2
Tom Paris tells a meeting of senior staff that if they don't get more power to the warp drive... ...they'll gonna have to get out and push. That would probably not work in space for a number of reasons.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 7d
Drop some SCREAMS 😱🖤😩
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Monica Byrne @monicabyrne13.bsky.social · 7d
Yaaaaay I got to the “Quark’s Bar unionizes” episode of Deep Space Nine!
A Ferengi named Ram talking to a crowd of mixed species, like a leader on a podium.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 7d
Guy buys a Thunderbird 3 model in an auction, finds out it's a life size model actually. Why does this sort of thing never happen to me? I wish I ordered an NCC-1701D model and ended up with life size one by mistake.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Why is there a lifesize Thunderbirds model at Humberside Airport?
The Thunderbird 3 model is parked at Humberside Airport after it was bought several years ago.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 7d
If you like Don't Starve or board games, my studio is doing a kickstarter!
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Klei @kleientertainment.bsky.social · 8d
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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 7d
Y'all can thank @libbym-785.bsky.social for the idea. 😄🖖🏻
screenshot from the movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." Cameron is in the Chicago Art Institute, standing in front of a large painting. The original painting has been photoshopped out and replaced with a screenshot from Star Lower Decks. The scene is of Boimler, naked with his leg spread in the air, but his... lower decks are obscured by Cameron.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 7d
Star Trek, Deep Space 9, S3 E15

Everything I know about capitalism I've learned from Quark.
Jadzia has studied The Rules of Acquisition as a hobby, and reminds us that 34th rule says: "Peace is good for business" Quark corrects her that this is the 35th rule. OK, but what is the 34th rule asks Jadzia. 34th is "War is good for business" replies Quark, and adds: "it's easy to confuse these two"
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 8d
I can get everyone because money doesn't exist in Star Trek.
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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 8d
i’m gonna bring this game back cuz i’m curious
star trek based game of “build your own crew.” top text reads: “you have $20 to build your dream crew…” and below “HARD MODE: YOU NOW HAVE $15” characters by tier in order: $5 = sisko, kirk, janeway, kira nerys, pike. $4 = spock, uhura, archer, una chin-riley, picard. $3 = tilly, trip, mariner, beverly crusher, t’pol. $2 = tom paris, la’an, tendi, shran, harry kim. $1 = reginald barclay, dal, quark, wesley crusher, t’ana.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 8d
Picard is a bargain at $4. I'll have to take Trip for $3 as I don't see O'Brien or La Forge. And T'Pol for another $3 to save a dollar instead of Spock. Paris and Kim for the grunt work. I'll spend the last dollar on Quark for comic relief. We'll use the EMH for free for medical stuff.
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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 8d
i’m gonna bring this game back cuz i’m curious
star trek based game of “build your own crew.” top text reads: “you have $20 to build your dream crew…” and below “HARD MODE: YOU NOW HAVE $15” characters by tier in order: $5 = sisko, kirk, janeway, kira nerys, pike. $4 = spock, uhura, archer, una chin-riley, picard. $3 = tilly, trip, mariner, beverly crusher, t’pol. $2 = tom paris, la’an, tendi, shran, harry kim. $1 = reginald barclay, dal, quark, wesley crusher, t’ana.
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 8d
Star Trek, Enterprise, S1 E12

(The Enterprise's version of Voyager's "are you 2 friends?")
An alien in a planet the Enterprise is visiting asks Archer and T'Pol if they are from the same planet Before Archer has a chance to open his mouth T'Pol quickly goes "No"
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Marc Hertel 🇩🇪🖖🇪🇺 Pro-🇺🇦📝🐉 @sharkster1701.bsky.social · 9d
Enjoy-- uh... Experience your Monday, #StarTrek friends!
Sometimes, all you need is a shuttlecraft and your best bud by your side. How true! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
A (uhm, low-res) picture of Data and Geordi in a shuttlecraft from #StarTrek #TheNextGeneration. Both of them are looking at each other. The caption reads, "We've got a full tank of dilithium. Half a pack of isolinear chips, it's dark, and I'm wearing a visor. HIT IT."
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 10d
Star Trek, The Next Generation, S7 E5
PIcard, is in an undercover mission infiltrating a criminal gang. Riker shows up at the gang's ship and they pretend to not know each other in front of the criminals. Riker visits Picard in his room on his own while Picard is reading a report or something. Hearing the door open Picard grabs his phaser and turns to see a startled and worried Riker. Picard points the phaser away after recognising Riker, to both of their relief. Riker replies, "Good to see you too"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 11d
Star Trek, Discovery, S5 E3

This is why I'll never be a manager, I can't talk such bullshit with a straight face.
Jeff Reno saying "Everyone's on a journey" "We come to together we come apart" She then stops surprised with herself and goes "Wow" "I just sounded like a woo-woo asshole"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 12d
your favourite TNG character is you in the streets and your favourite DS9 character is you in the sheets.
The Q, after being challenged for appearing like a Marshal of France, and makes he a very big idea of himself, replies: "One takes the jobs he can get" Garak, has just encountered a Bajoran woman, and they don't seem to remember having met before. When she mentions she was in the resistance, Garak smiles "Then perhaps we *have* met"
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 12d
Star Trek, Voyager, S2 E8
Captain Janeway and Harry Kim are looking at a miniature holoprojection of the EMH The tiny EMH sarcastically congratulates them for their achievement in making him so small Harry Kim says it was just a small oversight. And then adds smiling "No pun intended", something no one else in the room finds funny.
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