Neil
@tremendaoneil.bsky.social
Music, films, constantly searching for public pianos to play. Linlithgow, Scotland.
The br0wnface thing in 2015, the Friends thing in 2021 - fair play to him for expressing contrition but also I'm pencilling in 2027 for "I apologise for saying that Short Circuit was a really good movie"
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The br0wnface thing in 2015, the Friends thing in 2021 - fair play to him for expressing contrition but also I'm pencilling in 2027 for "I apologise for saying that Short Circuit was a really good movie"
Wasn't familiar with br0wn face as a concept as a 6/8 year old, so when I spotted him in Friends s1e13 it was a little confusing. "Huh. He's... different here somehow?!"
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wasn't familiar with br0wn face as a concept as a 6/8 year old, so when I spotted him in Friends s1e13 it was a little confusing. "Huh. He's... different here somehow?!"
Losing it at this reply
November 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Losing it at this reply
When you tidied away hurriedly after last Halloween, and realise at 6.15pm that your Darth Vader outfit is missing one vital component. #ifindyourlackoffacedisturbing
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When you tidied away hurriedly after last Halloween, and realise at 6.15pm that your Darth Vader outfit is missing one vital component. #ifindyourlackoffacedisturbing
"If you were in the middle of a human centipede, who would you choose to have in front and behind?"
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
"If you were in the middle of a human centipede, who would you choose to have in front and behind?"
"If you were in the middle of a human centipede, who would you choose to have in front and behind?"
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"If you were in the middle of a human centipede, who would you choose to have in front and behind?"
Tbf this admittedly bang-on skeet could've waited for another 0.09 seconds if it would've helped
October 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Tbf this admittedly bang-on skeet could've waited for another 0.09 seconds if it would've helped
Of course! I had that character's image in my mind, I just didn't make the connection / remember the quote. Thanks!
October 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Of course! I had that character's image in my mind, I just didn't make the connection / remember the quote. Thanks!
Wow - when Tom uses a phrase such as "the best label in the world" I sit up and take notice! 5 new Nyege Nyege Tapes albums freshly purchased and ready for consideration in my People's Pop Poll Of 2025 shortlist :)
October 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Wow - when Tom uses a phrase such as "the best label in the world" I sit up and take notice! 5 new Nyege Nyege Tapes albums freshly purchased and ready for consideration in my People's Pop Poll Of 2025 shortlist :)
Slightly disappointed by the paucity of Long Ass Tracks in the published votes so far, doing my bit to redress the balance with my 12 pointer
August 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slightly disappointed by the paucity of Long Ass Tracks in the published votes so far, doing my bit to redress the balance with my 12 pointer
Inevitably, it blew over in the wind 5 seconds later, just before I dropped a mattress on it.
Congrats @mattround.com , this is appallingly addictive. #StyScanner
🐷🏗️ I built a tower 🔺11.66m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽➖➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/
Congrats @mattround.com , this is appallingly addictive. #StyScanner
🐷🏗️ I built a tower 🔺11.66m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽➖➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/
February 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Inevitably, it blew over in the wind 5 seconds later, just before I dropped a mattress on it.
Congrats @mattround.com , this is appallingly addictive. #StyScanner
🐷🏗️ I built a tower 🔺11.66m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽➖➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/
Congrats @mattround.com , this is appallingly addictive. #StyScanner
🐷🏗️ I built a tower 🔺11.66m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽➖➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/
Not overthinking this too much - went through the Final Group playlist, sorted it into Yay / Meh / No, and ended up here with my (rather idiosyncratic?) top 10.
Kabin Crew & Lisdoonvarna Crew ftw!
Kabin Crew & Lisdoonvarna Crew ftw!
January 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Not overthinking this too much - went through the Final Group playlist, sorted it into Yay / Meh / No, and ended up here with my (rather idiosyncratic?) top 10.
Kabin Crew & Lisdoonvarna Crew ftw!
Kabin Crew & Lisdoonvarna Crew ftw!
Delighted to sate your curiosity on the Pointless trophy - two friends won it a few years back and they kindly brought it round for me to marvel at!
January 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Delighted to sate your curiosity on the Pointless trophy - two friends won it a few years back and they kindly brought it round for me to marvel at!
The John Grisham cover design is certainly a bold choice
January 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The John Grisham cover design is certainly a bold choice
Popped into town v briefly on an errand around 5pm. Took a minute afterwards to marvel at the fact that I live 5 minutes by foot/bike from a frickin' Palace and a gorgeous Loch. Lucky wee de'il!! 😇
January 11, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Popped into town v briefly on an errand around 5pm. Took a minute afterwards to marvel at the fact that I live 5 minutes by foot/bike from a frickin' Palace and a gorgeous Loch. Lucky wee de'il!! 😇
Happy Cereal Bowl Metaphor Day to fellow fans of #DontStopTheMusic by Justin Lewis aka @whenisbirths.bsky.social !
And if you want to know what I'm talking about, why not buy yourself (and your friends) a copy - you won't regret it!
And if you want to know what I'm talking about, why not buy yourself (and your friends) a copy - you won't regret it!
January 10, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Happy Cereal Bowl Metaphor Day to fellow fans of #DontStopTheMusic by Justin Lewis aka @whenisbirths.bsky.social !
And if you want to know what I'm talking about, why not buy yourself (and your friends) a copy - you won't regret it!
And if you want to know what I'm talking about, why not buy yourself (and your friends) a copy - you won't regret it!
Ridiculous haul from Cancer Research in Crieff this afternoon - 21 albums and 50p left over from a tenner. That's 45.2p an album.
Yes I *did* buy a record player last weekend, why do you ask
Yes I *did* buy a record player last weekend, why do you ask
January 5, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Ridiculous haul from Cancer Research in Crieff this afternoon - 21 albums and 50p left over from a tenner. That's 45.2p an album.
Yes I *did* buy a record player last weekend, why do you ask
Yes I *did* buy a record player last weekend, why do you ask
Can anyone recommend a reasonably priced turntable with USB and SD card capabilities? Ideally £100 or under, portable and with minimal surface area.
Further details in screenshot :) Cheers in advance pals!
Further details in screenshot :) Cheers in advance pals!
December 28, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Can anyone recommend a reasonably priced turntable with USB and SD card capabilities? Ideally £100 or under, portable and with minimal surface area.
Further details in screenshot :) Cheers in advance pals!
Further details in screenshot :) Cheers in advance pals!
Maybe a Napoleon / Josephine thing and she wants him home reeking?
<How Bizarre by OMC playing>
"ohh baby - have you been wearing Chritopher Luxon's shirt?"
"Oh - you read the article, darling?"
"What art- I MEAN YES, of course I read the article, errm shall I put on Fat Freddy's Drop instead?!"
<How Bizarre by OMC playing>
"ohh baby - have you been wearing Chritopher Luxon's shirt?"
"Oh - you read the article, darling?"
"What art- I MEAN YES, of course I read the article, errm shall I put on Fat Freddy's Drop instead?!"
November 23, 2023 at 7:07 AM
Maybe a Napoleon / Josephine thing and she wants him home reeking?
<How Bizarre by OMC playing>
"ohh baby - have you been wearing Chritopher Luxon's shirt?"
"Oh - you read the article, darling?"
"What art- I MEAN YES, of course I read the article, errm shall I put on Fat Freddy's Drop instead?!"
<How Bizarre by OMC playing>
"ohh baby - have you been wearing Chritopher Luxon's shirt?"
"Oh - you read the article, darling?"
"What art- I MEAN YES, of course I read the article, errm shall I put on Fat Freddy's Drop instead?!"
<door slams, arms wide open>
"KIIIDS!! Come over here, give yer old man a huuuug!!"
"Errr... how bout no, not till you've steeped in the bath for half an hour, you disgusting abomination of feral manhood?!? Oh Mum says hi BTW, she'll be back once she's cleared the disinfectant aisle in Countdown"
"KIIIDS!! Come over here, give yer old man a huuuug!!"
"Errr... how bout no, not till you've steeped in the bath for half an hour, you disgusting abomination of feral manhood?!? Oh Mum says hi BTW, she'll be back once she's cleared the disinfectant aisle in Countdown"
November 23, 2023 at 7:00 AM
<door slams, arms wide open>
"KIIIDS!! Come over here, give yer old man a huuuug!!"
"Errr... how bout no, not till you've steeped in the bath for half an hour, you disgusting abomination of feral manhood?!? Oh Mum says hi BTW, she'll be back once she's cleared the disinfectant aisle in Countdown"
"KIIIDS!! Come over here, give yer old man a huuuug!!"
"Errr... how bout no, not till you've steeped in the bath for half an hour, you disgusting abomination of feral manhood?!? Oh Mum says hi BTW, she'll be back once she's cleared the disinfectant aisle in Countdown"
"It's beginning to look a lot like Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming By The Perimeter Fence Day" 🥳 🎉 🪅 🎊
November 14, 2023 at 10:23 AM
"It's beginning to look a lot like Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming By The Perimeter Fence Day" 🥳 🎉 🪅 🎊
Had absolutely no idea nor recollection that 9th November was such a momentous date in my social media update history. Blimey.
November 9, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Had absolutely no idea nor recollection that 9th November was such a momentous date in my social media update history. Blimey.