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trexbor.bsky.social
@trexbor.bsky.social
Dog dad. Bi nerd. Insufferable Chicago enthusiast. Jeep Wrangler. Budding findom dom. Constantly working on getting that perfect beach bod. Diet Coke addict. Lead researcher on the Woke Mind Virus. Top 0.1% of Red Robin Royalty.

And yes, I really am 6’5”
Wish I could call in thicc today so you could join me in the shower and make it extra steamy this #fcf
January 23, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I never knew how much GSD’s whined (it’s very cute imho)

Anyway, new whine unlocked: whining while playing by himself
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Ignore the dirty mirror but check out this year’s hot new midnight dog walk lewk
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 AM
A better angle to see how the 7-month-old is bigger than the 6-year-old
January 20, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Wanted: a job to drown me in emails so I can buy these two monsters a house with yard
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Everyone arguing against the broadway upzoning seems to be terrified that they’re going to go to work, and come home to find their sfh demolished and one of these under construction on their tiny lot
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
How I think I’m handling “it” vs how I really look
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
2026 has just been one hit after another
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
The number of banners I’ve seen at MULTIPLE departments buying banners with ai art for any and all occasions 🤢

Xmas, Juneteenth, Halloween, NOTHING IS SACRED

I saw a bunch of Black History Month posters went up recently and every face looks plastic and fake
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Not my house, but I know my way around.
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 AM
This, a hundred times this!
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I don’t even know how to respond to this
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Cum over and celebrate #thickthursday by riding dad’s cock

And if you play with my nipples I’ll fill you with an extra-large load
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Love getting hard at work
December 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I love it so much
December 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I don’t care about the consequences
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
December 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Braved the cold to take the kids on an extra-long walk together

They did surprisingly well, and it was not nearly as windy as I was expecting it to be, so we ended up going along the lakefront from Hollywood beach to Foster beach

And then someone found some driftwood (and then Winter stole it 🤭)
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My Stitch ears have been collecting dust for too long!
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
It’s too cold out for that

Stay inside and cuddle for warmth
December 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Maybe it’s my sleep-deprived brain, but even though he’s only 6 months old, I still can’t get over how much the baby boy has grown since we got him 🥹 I love him so much I can’t believe it he used to be a widdwe goober and now he’s practically a grown ass man (and still growing fast)
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Not jealous at all
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM