@trexbor.bsky.social
Dog dad. Bi nerd. Insufferable Chicago enthusiast. Jeep Wrangler. Budding findom dom. Constantly working on getting that perfect beach bod. Diet Coke addict. Lead researcher on the Woke Mind Virus. Top 0.1% of Red Robin Royalty.
And yes, I really am 6’5”
And yes, I really am 6’5”
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
January 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
(Although… 🤭 I did have a beach day in APRIL last year that day it was like 78 and sunny 😎 couldn’t wade out in the water further than mid-shin deep though…🥶)
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 AM
(Although… 🤭 I did have a beach day in APRIL last year that day it was like 78 and sunny 😎 couldn’t wade out in the water further than mid-shin deep though…🥶)
As much as I want it to be summertime already, I don’t neeeeeeed shorts and a tshirt temps, just for the wind chill to fucking chill. You know, “feels like 35F” weather
I want to be able to tire the dogs out on a long, long walk to the beach, not have a beach day in January
I want to be able to tire the dogs out on a long, long walk to the beach, not have a beach day in January
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 AM
As much as I want it to be summertime already, I don’t neeeeeeed shorts and a tshirt temps, just for the wind chill to fucking chill. You know, “feels like 35F” weather
I want to be able to tire the dogs out on a long, long walk to the beach, not have a beach day in January
I want to be able to tire the dogs out on a long, long walk to the beach, not have a beach day in January
“DUNEsday”
Aka
Barbenheimer 2 Electric Boogaloo
Aka
Barbenheimer 2 Electric Boogaloo
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
“DUNEsday”
Aka
Barbenheimer 2 Electric Boogaloo
Aka
Barbenheimer 2 Electric Boogaloo
Funny how wearing as little clothes as possible is the best way to keep warm on a frigid night
Cum cuddle a little closer, I wanna get between those legs so bad
Cum cuddle a little closer, I wanna get between those legs so bad
January 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Funny how wearing as little clothes as possible is the best way to keep warm on a frigid night
Cum cuddle a little closer, I wanna get between those legs so bad
Cum cuddle a little closer, I wanna get between those legs so bad
So much to love in every pic!!!
Where’d you get that hat in the last pic?
Where’d you get that hat in the last pic?
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 AM
So much to love in every pic!!!
Where’d you get that hat in the last pic?
Where’d you get that hat in the last pic?
You can’t just post hardcore porn on the skyline like this (without sending invites to watch with you)
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
You can’t just post hardcore porn on the skyline like this (without sending invites to watch with you)
Listen, if she can’t hold her arm all the way up when she says “may the best drag queen… win!” how in the hell is she supposed to hold her own head up with all that extra hair added on top?!?
January 24, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Listen, if she can’t hold her arm all the way up when she says “may the best drag queen… win!” how in the hell is she supposed to hold her own head up with all that extra hair added on top?!?
I pulled down my balaclava so I could talk and then saw myself in the mirror and couldn’t get over how it was making my cheeks look hahaha
January 23, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I pulled down my balaclava so I could talk and then saw myself in the mirror and couldn’t get over how it was making my cheeks look hahaha
I don’t consider my coffee order (triple grande white mocha) to *really* be coffee when you consider how much sugar and milk is in it compared to the tiny amount of coffee
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I don’t consider my coffee order (triple grande white mocha) to *really* be coffee when you consider how much sugar and milk is in it compared to the tiny amount of coffee
