@trexbor.bsky.social
Dog dad. Bi nerd. Insufferable Chicago enthusiast. Jeep Wrangler. Budding findom dom. Constantly working on getting that perfect beach bod. Diet Coke addict. Lead researcher on the Woke Mind Virus. Top 0.1% of Red Robin Royalty.
And yes, I really am 6’5”
And yes, I really am 6’5”
GODS we need a break from this frigid cold
The dogs apparently love these sub-zero temps but we absolutely do not love it
Which makes walkies so hard because they are starting to go stir crazy from being cooped up indoors but we can barely stand to go around the block every couple of hours
The dogs apparently love these sub-zero temps but we absolutely do not love it
Which makes walkies so hard because they are starting to go stir crazy from being cooped up indoors but we can barely stand to go around the block every couple of hours
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 AM
GODS we need a break from this frigid cold
The dogs apparently love these sub-zero temps but we absolutely do not love it
Which makes walkies so hard because they are starting to go stir crazy from being cooped up indoors but we can barely stand to go around the block every couple of hours
The dogs apparently love these sub-zero temps but we absolutely do not love it
Which makes walkies so hard because they are starting to go stir crazy from being cooped up indoors but we can barely stand to go around the block every couple of hours
It’s just me and my giant bowl of popcorn against, well… my two dogs who both demand their own giant bowls of popcorn
January 28, 2026 at 4:50 AM
It’s just me and my giant bowl of popcorn against, well… my two dogs who both demand their own giant bowls of popcorn
Oh god we’re doing it again today, aren’t we? 🤢
So we’re all just casually doing capitalism again today?
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Oh god we’re doing it again today, aren’t we? 🤢
many such cases
the lesson here is that everyone should have more gay sex
Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
many such cases
If you’re still waiting to destroy his boywomb STAY IN LINE
Omg I can’t believe I missed the one year anniversary of posting about needing to get my boywomb destroyed 👄
I’ve only been topping lately (bc reasons) but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t wake up with a very very strong urge to have a man throw me on my back, push my knees up to my ears, and have his way with my boywomb 🫦
January 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM
If you’re still waiting to destroy his boywomb STAY IN LINE
Reposted
Look at Canada’s huge naturals
January 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Look at Canada’s huge naturals
Who’s gonna be a good boy and venmo me $20
January 24, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Who’s gonna be a good boy and venmo me $20
*dramatic fake sniff*
I’m just having such a bad time at work tonight (I am insanely horny and cannot wait to get home and impregnate my boyfriend)
I’m just having such a bad time at work tonight (I am insanely horny and cannot wait to get home and impregnate my boyfriend)
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 AM
*dramatic fake sniff*
I’m just having such a bad time at work tonight (I am insanely horny and cannot wait to get home and impregnate my boyfriend)
I’m just having such a bad time at work tonight (I am insanely horny and cannot wait to get home and impregnate my boyfriend)
I never knew how much GSD’s whined (it’s very cute imho)
Anyway, new whine unlocked: whining while playing by himself
Anyway, new whine unlocked: whining while playing by himself
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I never knew how much GSD’s whined (it’s very cute imho)
Anyway, new whine unlocked: whining while playing by himself
Anyway, new whine unlocked: whining while playing by himself
Ignore the dirty mirror but check out this year’s hot new midnight dog walk lewk
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Ignore the dirty mirror but check out this year’s hot new midnight dog walk lewk
Yeah I’m a DILF
Damn
I
Love
Final Fantasy X
Damn
I
Love
Final Fantasy X
Yeah I’m a DILF
Damn
I
Love
Final Fantasy VIII
Damn
I
Love
Final Fantasy VIII
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Yeah I’m a DILF
Damn
I
Love
Final Fantasy X
Damn
I
Love
Final Fantasy X
(New Achievement sound plays)
New Brain Worm Unlocked
“He was a communist, Elmo” begins playing on repeat in my brain
New Brain Worm Unlocked
“He was a communist, Elmo” begins playing on repeat in my brain
January 21, 2026 at 1:36 AM
(New Achievement sound plays)
New Brain Worm Unlocked
“He was a communist, Elmo” begins playing on repeat in my brain
New Brain Worm Unlocked
“He was a communist, Elmo” begins playing on repeat in my brain
A better angle to see how the 7-month-old is bigger than the 6-year-old
January 20, 2026 at 11:53 PM
A better angle to see how the 7-month-old is bigger than the 6-year-old
I feel like the players on the US version of Traitors are cheated out of the experience the UK players get- riding a freaking steam train across Scotland together before arriving at the castle
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I feel like the players on the US version of Traitors are cheated out of the experience the UK players get- riding a freaking steam train across Scotland together before arriving at the castle
Production saw {REDACTED} getting murdered and said “oh shit there goes half our audience, better release 2 episodes this week so the gays know that that shitstain on their tv isn’t sticking around” and they’ll watch the rest of the season
they need to bring *spoiler* back for another season of The Traitors, their time was FAR too short
January 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Production saw {REDACTED} getting murdered and said “oh shit there goes half our audience, better release 2 episodes this week so the gays know that that shitstain on their tv isn’t sticking around” and they’ll watch the rest of the season
Parents just called to say they’re going out of town… ORD to Singapore via Dubai, from Singapore take a cruise to Vietnam, then fly to Sydney to take another cruise to New Zealand, and then back home on Valentine’s Day via Vancouver
She doesn’t know what a humblebrag is but she’s great at it
She doesn’t know what a humblebrag is but she’s great at it
January 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Parents just called to say they’re going out of town… ORD to Singapore via Dubai, from Singapore take a cruise to Vietnam, then fly to Sydney to take another cruise to New Zealand, and then back home on Valentine’s Day via Vancouver
She doesn’t know what a humblebrag is but she’s great at it
She doesn’t know what a humblebrag is but she’s great at it
Fourth day in a row with next to no sleep
a cartoon character with a top hat and a bow tie says i 'm fine
ALT: a cartoon character with a top hat and a bow tie says i 'm fine
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Fourth day in a row with next to no sleep
Oh that hits the spot- watching robots get GOT is my asmr
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Oh that hits the spot- watching robots get GOT is my asmr
Wanted: a job to drown me in emails so I can buy these two monsters a house with yard
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Wanted: a job to drown me in emails so I can buy these two monsters a house with yard
2026 has just been one hit after another
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
2026 has just been one hit after another
This dog looks like if Joe Marler got turned into a dog
This is Aki. He just realized how to unify Einstein's general relativity theory with quantum mechanics to solve the black hole information paradox, but then remembered he's supposed to be a dog. 13/10 (TT: katelyvxxn)
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 AM
This dog looks like if Joe Marler got turned into a dog
“They hate us because of our freedoms” is the lie we’re fed
We crushed their democracy and we’re still surprised they’re mad about it
We crushed their democracy and we’re still surprised they’re mad about it
Iran is an Islamic theocracy because of the US. Iran had a democratic government which the US and UK overthrew to install a brutal pro western dictatorship for oil. The 79 revolution was a direct consequence of this. People pretend the government is anti-US for no reason
January 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“They hate us because of our freedoms” is the lie we’re fed
We crushed their democracy and we’re still surprised they’re mad about it
We crushed their democracy and we’re still surprised they’re mad about it
I’m against this only because I could not afford to buy enough snacks
But they’re 100% correct, @costco make it happen
But they’re 100% correct, @costco make it happen
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I’m against this only because I could not afford to buy enough snacks
But they’re 100% correct, @costco make it happen
But they’re 100% correct, @costco make it happen
Hey siri how do I train my dog to like car rides and not think I’ve shoved him into a rolling torture machine
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Hey siri how do I train my dog to like car rides and not think I’ve shoved him into a rolling torture machine