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Victoria Anne Reis
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oceanic washingmachine
“Noone is allowed to love me who doesn’t understand me”
January 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A kid spilled Tajin on his keyboard and i told him “this is my Worst Nightmare!” #pleasedonteatinmyclassroom
January 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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We need a 15 year old president named Goated Reality
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Breaking: friend forgot name for Columbo, called him Diploma
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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a baby named Webinar
July 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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had a nightmare I was tasked with delivering a van to Dimes Square for a neo-sleaze dance-punk band called Motherdaddy
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I wonder what Deleuze and Guattari would have to say about this season of Stranger Things?
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Like the huckleberry, I can tolerate shade but fruit better in dappled light
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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New research shows how some animals in the wild manage to sleep in risky environments. From thousands of 4-second “microsleeps” to half-brain naps midair, scientists can now reveal some unusual animal sleep habits.

Learn more: bit.ly/4qnGCMZ
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
First time seeing Shai Gilgeous-Alexander play… haven’t been this charmed by a baller’s W rizz since Jordan Clarkson!! #oozingwithrizz #latetotheparty #nbaleaguepass7dayfreetrialatmomsstartsnow #Wxmasprezzie2myself
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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soap randomizer
December 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Rob Reiner is a guy you'd fly flags at half mast for.
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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America 250 is going to be unbearable, unless it is celebrated in the only sincere and meaningful way: by a revolution overthrowing tyranny
December 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis

Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.

Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
throupleship of our threeroes in the threequel #threeory
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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happy World Toilet Day to all who celebrate.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
shipping Opal Whiteley & Krishnamurti (platonically)
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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from the wikimedia commons category "damaged computer hardware"
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
U ever get Coldplay stuck in your head so hard it feels like an omen?
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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"Victorious Secret"
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
cyberscammy crumbling pillars
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
In praise of Waking Life (2001)
September 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Sometimes you just want to compliment these spiders on their webs, I mean honey, that's a masterpiece.
September 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM