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Eric Schiller
@triplee.bsky.social
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Oh hey another social media site. What is this, 2005?

Alexandria, VA resident. Quickly becoming radicalized on local politics by Blue Sky. Shitposts are my own.
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The Fish Police will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Anthropomorphic sea life in a cartoon drawing done in film noir detective show style. Poster for the short lived tv show “Fish Police”
January 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Did this three times hoping for a better option and this doesn’t bode well.
Your 2026 word: sloppy Your 2026 word: perlious Your 2026 word: laughable
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Spent the morning with fire and steel.
Still Christmas ornaments on an anvil. Two candy canes and two twisted icicles. A middle aged bald man badly in need of a shave wearing a blue t shirt and jeans swinging an absurdly large sledgehammer at an anvil while not wearing any protective gear because this is a staged shot after he made the ornaments.
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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The only king I acknowledge
Image of an eldritch horror tentacle face monster person in all yellow with the caption of "Hastur", who is the eponymous "King in Yellow" from the Lovecraft mythos.
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Oh hey who spent their evening in the Nationals clubhouse and got to see the dugout? This guy.
A baseball player locker with Employee Number 11 above it — this was Ryan Zimmerman’s locker A baseball dugout entrance and seats behind it. Sign says “2019 World Series Champions” because this is the Nationals dugout
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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This is T-Rex. He’s a himbo and we love him.
Grey tabby cat with black stripes looking at the camera while laying curled up on a box
October 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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This is Gotham. She’s a classy lady who always has a tuxedo and bow tie on.

Gotham needs you… to give her treats.
A tuxedo car rolled on her side showing a white belly with a black patch like a bow tie. Her feet are also white like socks.
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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The group costume for the Halloween parade viewing. We integrated my brother in law at the last minute as a fan.
People dressed as the band Huntrix, the heir manager, and a fan. Two women dressed as Rumi and Zoey and a girl dressed as Zoey from K Pop Demon Hunters on Mt Vernon Avenue in Del Ray
October 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Absolutely the winner of the dog costumes.
A dog dressed as Chris Martin in a stroller with a Jumbotron of a dog holding a cat as that CEO cheating on his wife at the concert meme.
October 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Ok pic wasn’t as good as I wanted but is another angle. So awesome.
Costume parade with people dressed as a fire truck, the Alexandria DASH bus, and a trash truck.
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Edward Hermann as the head vampire in “The Lost Boys”. Yes, the guy who played Lorelei Gilmore’s dad on “The Gilmore Girls”.
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Jet Man has landed in Phoenix! It’s almost like I’m home!
Front door and sign of a Jet’s Pizza in Phoenix. Front door of a Jet’s Pizza in Phoenix
September 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Ok this is warming my cold black heart and I’m gonna pretend John Cleese is not currently just another whiny Boomer because this is delicious.
Beer bottle with Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail as the logo. Small text reads “There are some who call me… a bourbon barrel aged scotch ale”
August 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?
A person cleaning a floor. Image in the style of the website “WikiHow” Title: How to Deal With an Existential Crisis Text: Create the illusion of purpose through work. You’re not gonna escape the dread but you can be too exhausted to think about it.
August 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Self care motherfuckers!
A bag of Fritos chips that are chorizo and chipotle flavored.
August 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Hers another one. Normally you can see a mountain from this angle.
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Video doesn’t do it justice but I had to run out into this dust storm to stop the trash can from being a projectile after the ten pounds of rock that hold the lid down flew off into the yard.
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Now we’re cooking!

U St Tacos for justice!
A man holds a half smoke hot dog with chili sauce on it inside of a folded very large slice of pizza like a massive taco. Jumbo slice pizza and half smoked (most famously from Ben’s Chili Bowl) are two iconic Washington D.C. late night snacks.
August 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I just remembered that I haven’t posted this yet this summer.

Bobby Hill — who is from fucking Texas, nails it when talking about Phoenix.
Bobby Hill from King of the Hill talking about Phoenix, AZ. “This city should not exist. It is a monument to man’s arrogance.”
July 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Food idiocy Phoenix style.

It’s a Sonoran hot dog if you’re playing at home and it might fix me.
A fully loaded Sonoran hot dog in a styrofoam container next to bottle of Mexican Coke. The backdrop shows this is on a folding table with folding chairs set up as well because it’s a nightly pop up in a parking lot.
July 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Norman Rockwell style artwork of a woman pouring whiskey into a cocktail shaker with her daughter staring intently. Dialogue boxes from the mother stare “Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much whiskey to use. Measure that shit with your heart.”
July 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Found this smol boi waiting for the same VRE train as me in Crystal City
Small brown rabbit at the edge of a railroad track in Arlington, Virginia Small brown rabbit on a railroad platform in Arlington Virginia
July 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Who up making maps for D&D with more enthusiasm than skill?
Terrible hand drawn map of a swamp in crayon and pencil. Terrible hand drawn map of a forest glade in pencil and crayon. Terrible hand drawn map of a fantasy road between towns with various waypoints and quests done with crayon and pencil.
June 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Our first family Washington Spirit game. Our daughter’s soccer team conspired to get use here.

Worth it.
Audi field in evening at the DC spirit game.
May 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Morning mood.
Screenshot of a social media post: *me, lying facedown on the bed, yelling into the mattress: “WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN’T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT!”
May 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM