Alexandria, VA resident. Quickly becoming radicalized on local politics by Blue Sky. Shitposts are my own.
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Screams in GenX and then remembers nobody hears us. Whatever. Never mind.
Screams in GenX and then remembers nobody hears us. Whatever. Never mind.
Good night.
#LetsGoCaps
Good night.
#LetsGoCaps
Bradlee Starbucks: the young
Alexandria Pastry: the old
Gustave: strollers
St. Elmo's: the chattering class
Hypergoat: the hipster middle aged
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
Nazca Kitty Glyph discovered dates to 200 B.C. to 100 BC
Nazca Kitty Glyph discovered dates to 200 B.C. to 100 BC
16th century German ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
16th century German ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
Not only can Trogdor drink, Trogdor is older than most of the kids performing in guns halftime show.
Leftover pizza reheated with a fried egg on top: Gourmet adulting
Leftover pizza reheated with a fried egg on top: Gourmet adulting
Went to put it in my notes (which I forgot to check before ordering) and sure enough… I already had it in there from a previous year.
Went to put it in my notes (which I forgot to check before ordering) and sure enough… I already had it in there from a previous year.
Also pretty sure I am losing my voice which is not great since I need it tomorrow to adjudicate 7 kids committing fictitious war crimes.
Also pretty sure I am losing my voice which is not great since I need it tomorrow to adjudicate 7 kids committing fictitious war crimes.
— Volunteering at a friends massive clothing swap.
— $1/lb apples at Nalls
— MVCS Fall Fundraiser
* First two are Fauxlexandria but worth the trip.
— Volunteering at a friends massive clothing swap.
— $1/lb apples at Nalls
— MVCS Fall Fundraiser
* First two are Fauxlexandria but worth the trip.