Eric Schiller
@triplee.bsky.social
Oh hey another social media site. What is this, 2005?
Alexandria, VA resident. Quickly becoming radicalized on local politics by Blue Sky. Shitposts are my own.
Alexandria, VA resident. Quickly becoming radicalized on local politics by Blue Sky. Shitposts are my own.
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Get in loser, we’re retrieving the Four Humours next
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
www.independent.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Get in loser, we’re retrieving the Four Humours next
I feel this so hard
i do not like how my career and my life both keep getting more and more cyberpunk without my consent
January 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I feel this so hard
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So Disney deleted their post on Threads asking users to post Disney quotes that show how their feeling - I suspect this is because it didn't quite go as they expected but the internet is forever so, for your delectation and delight...
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
So Disney deleted their post on Threads asking users to post Disney quotes that show how their feeling - I suspect this is because it didn't quite go as they expected but the internet is forever so, for your delectation and delight...
I was going to make a "Council of Pee" joke relating to the alleged Russian blackmail tape from Trump's first term but honestly I'm tired of all the doom I read on a daily basis and personal stress to be funny today.
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I was going to make a "Council of Pee" joke relating to the alleged Russian blackmail tape from Trump's first term but honestly I'm tired of all the doom I read on a daily basis and personal stress to be funny today.
Trends I've bucked as I get older, and am more understanding than I was as a youth
-- "If you don't like it, move."
-- Shaming people for how they handle extreme weather
-- "Why doesn't X country overthrow Y shitty leader?"
-- Brow beating because I had something harder than people after me
-- "If you don't like it, move."
-- Shaming people for how they handle extreme weather
-- "Why doesn't X country overthrow Y shitty leader?"
-- Brow beating because I had something harder than people after me
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Trends I've bucked as I get older, and am more understanding than I was as a youth
-- "If you don't like it, move."
-- Shaming people for how they handle extreme weather
-- "Why doesn't X country overthrow Y shitty leader?"
-- Brow beating because I had something harder than people after me
-- "If you don't like it, move."
-- Shaming people for how they handle extreme weather
-- "Why doesn't X country overthrow Y shitty leader?"
-- Brow beating because I had something harder than people after me
I, a flinty Midwestern transplant, will tell you one thing about the weather in the DC Metro area today:
It’s fucking cold with the wind chill and it’s ok if you stay inside if this isn’t your thing.
It’s fucking cold with the wind chill and it’s ok if you stay inside if this isn’t your thing.
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I, a flinty Midwestern transplant, will tell you one thing about the weather in the DC Metro area today:
It’s fucking cold with the wind chill and it’s ok if you stay inside if this isn’t your thing.
It’s fucking cold with the wind chill and it’s ok if you stay inside if this isn’t your thing.
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Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
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This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
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Inaugural meeting of the Board of Peace.
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Inaugural meeting of the Board of Peace.
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Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
A Zen koan: how can a bun also be a loaf?
たまーに近くに来ては撫でを要求し、ぶぅぶぇ言いながら去っていく🐰
でも飼い主から撫でに行くといや、いいですってなるんだよねぇ…
でも飼い主から撫でに行くといや、いいですってなるんだよねぇ…
January 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Hook this into my veins
I was surprised to not see more art of Captain America fighting ICE, so I am drawing that now. Come join me, and chat about squirrels and the state of the world
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Hook this into my veins
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Next D&D character gonna be a minotaur artificer named Gary who likes to draw cartoons.
Like the inspiration, probably gonna need to explain the joke.
Like the inspiration, probably gonna need to explain the joke.
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Next D&D character gonna be a minotaur artificer named Gary who likes to draw cartoons.
Like the inspiration, probably gonna need to explain the joke.
Like the inspiration, probably gonna need to explain the joke.
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someone has already added this to the 'cow tools' wikipedia entry.
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
someone has already added this to the 'cow tools' wikipedia entry.
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We're going to bring Yub Nub back out from the vault.
the day that It Finally Happens will be a day of global celebration unlike any the world has ever seen. closest comparison will be like if every country won the World Cup at the same time
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
We're going to bring Yub Nub back out from the vault.
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Story idea that I'll never get around to writing: Hillbilly Elegy, but for Cthulhu cultists.
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Story idea that I'll never get around to writing: Hillbilly Elegy, but for Cthulhu cultists.
The Fish Police will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The Fish Police will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Poster seen in a classroom at my daughter’s school…
Head shot of Darth Vader captioned “Your teacher took your phone?
Mine took my legs.”
Absolutely dying.
Head shot of Darth Vader captioned “Your teacher took your phone?
Mine took my legs.”
Absolutely dying.
January 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Poster seen in a classroom at my daughter’s school…
Head shot of Darth Vader captioned “Your teacher took your phone?
Mine took my legs.”
Absolutely dying.
Head shot of Darth Vader captioned “Your teacher took your phone?
Mine took my legs.”
Absolutely dying.
Deep cut
January 14, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Deep cut
Took my first bike ride of the year and honestly just plain in a long time and it was great but also... can the city please get on my suggestion for a gondola and/or funicular railway from Mt. Vernon/Commonwealth up to the top of the Warwick Village hill?
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Took my first bike ride of the year and honestly just plain in a long time and it was great but also... can the city please get on my suggestion for a gondola and/or funicular railway from Mt. Vernon/Commonwealth up to the top of the Warwick Village hill?
KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!