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Kara N. Slade
@karanslade.bsky.social
priest, theologian, teacher, police chaplain, monastic, dog person, New Jersey convert, ham radio operator KE2APB

not in the Epstein files
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I will publish a book arguing this is true. debate will rage in the lrb and paris review about what I mean ("he challenges us to imagine a world animated by a different understanding of reality", "redraws boundaries marking modernity"). I will write in to say it was like they were going to the shops
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
American healthcare is such a racket
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
it‘s true, come hang out with me!
omg @karanslade.bsky.social is coming to Vancouver School of Theology!

PNW Clergy Bluesky Meetup?!? 👀
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
When I was an undergrad, the bathrooms in the Physics building were labeled “Men” and “Maids.” Oh and there was a separate “Faculty” bathroom that was obviously also a men’s room.

This was in 1990 BTW
Mom dropped her physics major for pure math in college b/c one prof told her that she would never get an A in his class ("how would that make the men feel?"). Also, there was no women's room in the PhysSci building. 4-hr labs & she was expected to go across the street to BioSci if she needed to pee.
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
it me
AI can’t make my job obsolete; only the currently-irreversible trend of religious disaffiliation in the US can make my job obsolete!
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
99 Luftballoons... 🎵
“Military officials deployed [high energy laser] technology earlier this week against what they thought was a cartel drone, but which turned out to be a party balloon.” 🎈 🤡
Military’s Use of Anti-Drone Technology Said to Cause El Paso Airspace Closure www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...
Military’s Use of Anti-Drone Technology Said to Cause El Paso Airspace Closure
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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cool that DoD and FAA are beefing by proxy through anonymous statements in news reports, I am sure that's great for aviation safety
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
From more than a decade of experience as a parish priest I can tell you that people act out in toxic ways precisely when they feel most powerless, and that is what’s happening on this website.
February 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
If it’s the real NRSV (not NRSVUE) don’t burn them send them to me.
Some dork evangelical online is telling people to burn NRSV bibles because theyre woke and like folks this is 2026 american evangelicalism. Burning bibles because you dont get that masc plural in greek & hebrew can mean a mixed gender group, and based on lies about the translation 😭 📕
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Nothing but love for this GenX king. At 54 he has massive courage and the kind of hip mobility I can only dream of.
Worth watching this in full. The statement is more powerful than this quote alone. Here is is from USA Today, with alt text.

Also! Rich Ruohonen is a personal injury lawyer and the oldest athlete to ever represent the United States in a Winter Games at 54 years old.
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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They didn’t have room to include Tip #5: be very beautiful, so no one wants to stop looking at you
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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we don’t have a Ring camera, we have a guy down the block named Frank who caught and threatened to stab our local package thief. get yourself a Frank
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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The morning so far
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Trad Cath who’s equally mad about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl in Spanish and mass not being in Latin after Vatican II
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Announcing our "pre-launch" phase of our Kickstarter to complete production of our video pod documentary on the making and meaning of Hogan's Heroes: Hogan's Heroes and Postwar America. Full launch is on Feb. 16, for a 40 day campaign to raise $15k
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lee...
Coming soon: Hogan's Heroes and Post War America
An 8-episode documentary video pod about the making of the show, the actors' lives, American history, and learning to laugh at Nazis
www.kickstarter.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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Good morning
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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If Bad Bunny can cover the history of Puerto Rico, colonialism, transatlantic slavery, hemispheric consciousness, as well as contemporary life and politics in under 14 minutes, you can do your 15- or 20-minute conference presentation with time to spare.
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
jerry no
- all of north carolina
did you know you can just add mac & cheese to your pulled pork slider. no one can stop you. you can just do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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It is very funny that Elon talks about building a city on Mars or a city on the Moon when we all know him building a city in Indiana would be an unmitigated disaster
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!
February 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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ME: Lord, I just pray that you send a hedge of protection.

GOD: Say less.
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM